The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Jinn in the phone]

Do jeets just hate ice? I think I'm going insane; because I've been picking up lunch for some co workers every other day, and whenever they order from a McDonalds; the dull eyed jeets working there never put in ice in the drinks . I ask for ice and they mush speak 'no ice saar'. Am I being 'lifehacked'? Does the ice machine cost the franchise too much? Am I actually losing my fucking mind? The other McDonalds on the other side of town has ice, but no jeet workers.

1. They are cheap fucks and the machine is actually probably broken

2. In jeet traditional medicine cold/iced drinks are considered unhealthy as it dampens the internal fire (agni), harming digestion and body temperature. So since it's not a problem for them they don't consider it a problem.for you.

Having been a waiter on and off, jeets and the Chinese prefer tea>hot water>room temp>iced

 

[Chunky Salsa]

1. They are cheap fucks and the machine is actually probably broken

2. In jeet traditional medicine cold/iced drinks are considered unhealthy as it dampens the internal fire (agni), harming digestion and body temperature. So since it's not a problem for them they don't consider it a problem.for you.

Having been a waiter on and off, jeets and the Chinese prefer tea>hot water>room temp>iced

Huh. That's interesting if retarded.

 

[Breadquanda.]

There's a whole scourge of random Indian 'ASMR' channels on YouTube right now. They are clearly attempting to grift and rake in easy YouTube money, or become some kind of 'influencer'. I bet, somewhere, there are stupid little Hindi tutorials on the internet for becoming an ASMR YouTuber; you probably have to pay a small amount of rupees for access to this wonderous money hack PDF file, but it will guarantee earnings! That seems like something an Indian grifter on the Internet would do.

This isn't the most egregious example of an Indian ASMR grifter, but it is a particularly funny premise. Usually, they just do some 'cranial exam', or 'cranial nerve exam' thing (I have no idea what that even is).

Of the ones I remember, which my friend told me about and showed to me some months ago, there are some examples:

• ASMR Provat, who seems like a rapist and most of his videos are actually uncomfortable to sit through as he is so aggressive.
• ASMR Dola, a strange Indian woman who really epitomises the third-world aesthetic commonly associated with India (often including even random animal noises in the background, and the infamous third-world interior design, complete with walls painted in sickening, offputting colours).
• ASMR Bappa, a strange and somewhat effeminate example, whom I believe knows ASMR Provat and sometimes films with him.

 

[Three Gorillion Dollars]

Christmas time has come around again, so all my onsite support contracts have ended for now. I’m now working back in the office.

I have a disgusting jeet coworker who has a desk next to mine. He keeps eating spicy food he can’t handle for lunch, and then burps next to me all afternoon. It’s revolting, he fucking stinks, and all he does is watch YouTube. I cannot be assed with this jeetery nonsense, I’m probably going to go buy air freshener spray after work.

Just today, I had a coworker say to me, "Hey, I don't know how to bring this up to [jeet coworker] because he was in my office for fifteen seconds and he's stank the whole room out for ten minutes now." If there's one thing I really notice about jeets it is how bad they smell. It feels like a significant part of their general lack of awareness of others.

I had the joy of sitting next to a jeet on a flight yesterday who did the following behaviors: he tapped his fingers loudly against his phone, he hummed to himself, he picked at his nails, and kept bumping his legs up and down. For the whole flight. TAP TAP TAP TAPPA TAPPA TAP TAP-hmmmHMMMMhmmmHMMMMM-TAPPA TAP TAP TAPPA. None of it was rhythmic, it was just noise. I asked him if he was in a band at some point, maybe a drummer, just to try and implicitly tell him I had noticed his shit, and the look on his face was like that of a dog being asked if it knew algebra.

A pal of mine who had been saying things like "You can't just say things like that" to my annoyances with my jeet coworker has recently had a pajeeta join his office. Within two weeks, he's griping to me about how she's never at her desk when she's in the office, she's always on her phone, how poor her written English is, and how she can't really be trusted to handle anything without excessive micro-management. It's been tough to not parrot his own words back at him but I assume he knows I'm having a good laugh inside.

As Lex Luthor put it, "It's cherry."

Update to this. Towards the end of her probationy period, it came out that the pajeeta lied on her resume, surprise surprise, and said she had close to seven years as a senior employee when she did not. My pal is seething because, when he suggested firing her for that as she does not have the experience or knowledge to do the role and keeps screwing things up, his boss basically demoted her and made him her direct supervisor. She still can't do what she's supposed to do, she's still always on her phone, and the pay cut has made her even less likely to do her work. Yesterday, she was sleeping at her desk. His boss basically told him that it's worth seeing if they can salvage something from her. This doesn't make sense to me. Anyone logical knows that you don't throw good money after bad, and it can't be hard to find someone more competent in that field given the hiring market. The whole point of the probationary period of any position is to make it easy to fire someone if something comes up. How is lying and general incompetence not enough?

Watch a jeet get yeeted to jail for harassing women. Apparently they didn’t expel him for it though… Make some racist remarks towards black people and they fuck your life up but be a jeet and creep on women and they’ll let you continue studying.

I get the impression from jeets that their psycho-social development stunted before their teens, especially in the men. All of his excuses are that he was playing around, or it was a joke, and things like that. Add on things like their general odor, their inability to consider others in a public space, and more... These are all things, in Western culture, that you are made to correct in your teens. Either by your parents or your peers. It's like how they imitate Bollywood films and just end up feeding the modern juggernath. These are all behaviors you see in children or teens, and basically get weeded out as kids mature. But we have people coming to our countries who are basically several years behind in maturity and it's really weird to see. I have no doubt that there's a Bollywood film where the dashing protagonist throws something at the girl and it's a cute, romantic moment, which is why he's adamant, and doesn't understand, that throwing something at someone is disrespectful.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

These are all things, in Western culture, that you are made to correct in your teens.

Their brains are like... 3/4 the size of ours, so that makes sense. Mind you, teens can still be clever and funny. Which I've yet to encounter with a jeet below the warrior caste.

The ones that eat meat are a bit sharper; presumably because their brains actually get enough protein to develop. There's a theory that the whole point of Hindu vegetarianism is to keep the lower castes stupid and slavish, since the upper castes aren't bound by the same rule.

The most outstanding mental deficit I've seen with Jeets is their lack of spatial awareness - which seems almost entirely absent. They can comprehend time and number, but not space. Which is how they can share a bowl of milk with a rat or be crammed into apartments like sardines in a can and not be bothered by the proximity.

 

[Scream Tail]

They also have no social awareness which would be weird for such an overpopulated country but they're retards so it makes sense.

I was picking dinner up the other night and while I was waiting, 3 doordash jeets had come in and asked for their orders by shoving their phones in the poor teenage wagies face. They were all told they had to wait and all 3 stood in the doorway and aged loud videos on their phones in their ugly retard language. I had my hands full and the fuckers wouldn't even move so I could open the door to leave.

I proceeded to bitch about them to my boomer father and he agreed entirely. He hates the Hindi language with the fire of a thousand suns and wants a wall built around India. It's hilarious.

Also fuck jeets. I hate them more every time I have to be near them.

 

[pollution jim]

HELLO SAAR WANT SOME MICROPLASTICS AND HEAVY METALS WITH YOUR E. COLI AND DYSENTRY?

One thing I don't understand is that building up immunity and mithridatism only applies to diseases and organic poisons, you can't build up an immunity to something like mercury. They indiscriminately dump anything into the Ganges river, so how aren't even Indians affected? Did they evolve some kind of way to filter heavy metals in their body, unseen by any vertibrate like some kind of quickly evolving extremophile?

I'm sure it's been said a billion times in the thread, but jeets really can't handle anything that's not perfectly explained step by step. They just crumble. I recently had to teach a jeet at my job, and he would just silently look down when I tried to explain things to him and just stand there paralyzed when something unexpected happened. A few months later I worked with him for the day, and essentially he's doing x4 the work because he won't plan things out properly and just brute forces the work until it's good enough

Any time I relay any kind of information with an Indian on a hotline before the exact step where it's needed they never actually remember what I said prior, and I have to repeat what I just said. They can't pick up on implications or store anything in their memory for later use, and they take 2-3 minutes just to pull up a webpage. They are so slow and inefficient and it's come to a point where I just call local stores if possible, or even physically go to the bank for instance, it's a walking's distance if you want to get your cardio.

 

[ChristSeVeN]

They were all told they had to wait and all 3 stood in the doorway and aged loud videos on their phones in their ugly retard language.

They will sprinkle bastardised English words into their speech when speaking Hindi (or other Indian languages) because their own language is too limited to express many things, particularly when talking about objects, technologies, and ideas that are more modern than the 1900s.

Jeets will also make YouTube videos with English titles and thumbnails but then speak Hindi with sprinkled English phrases throughout their speech. They don't even have the balls to make the entire thing in Hindi, they have to put the title in English and use English randomly while speaking Hindi in order to seem more intelligent to the other Jeets, so that they are called saar in the comments.

Slightly different subject, but does anyone here have an idea for why the Jeets are obsessed with speaking to the other Jeets constantly and loudly on the phone or through voice messages? The voice messages thing baffles me because from my perspective they are having continuous conversations with each other (Jeet A will send a voice message, Jeet B will immediately reply with a voice message, Jeet A will send another one, etc) rather than sending a voice message and expecting the other person to listen to it at a later point.

Even ignoring the inefficiency of the voice messages, I have never seen another people so obsessed with constantly talking to each other on their phones. It's as if each time they open their phone, it's their first day using anything like it - except they are some of the most addicted people to phones in the world and shouldn't be amazed by it whatsoever because of how much they use it. The novelty of a mobile phone will never wear off to a Jeet.

An even greater novelty to them is Facetime / Zoom / WhatsApp video calling etc, for whatever reason they love doing this in public particularly in very busy places like tourist attractions. I've seen a huge number of them standing around some fountain or famous attraction in various cities doing video calling. This seems to be popular with third-worlders in general. What's the point? You could literally just send them some photos/videos later. Now everyone around you has to participate in your conversation, a few people will even be inclined to look at the screen out of amusement, to see the Jeet on the other side of the world in some weird physical position staring blankly at the phone's surroundings.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Just read about the murder of Sara Sharif. God that makes my blood boil. How can they give custody of a half-white child to an Indian couple? Abuse was obviously going to happen.

 

[Roy's Food Repair]

Indian 'ASMR'

I get enough of that on the train into work in the morning. At least five jeets in each carriage all mumbling into different facetime calls.

I have never seen another people so obsessed with constantly talking to each other on their phones. It's as if each time they open their phone, it's their first day using anything like it

I've pointed the facetime/phonecall thing out to all of my friends at this point. Only one gave an answer, and he reckons it's due to illiteracy. All these valuable workers, supposed doctors and engineers according to most of my liberal countrymen, yet they can't even read.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

3 doordash jeets had come in and asked for their orders by shoving their phones in the poor teenage wagies face.

Food delivery jeets are one of the worst breeds of western import jeet. They all ride shitty mopeds near me, and it's honestly a struggle every day not to kill them. I don't mean that in a 'oh I'm so annoyed I could run them down!' way either. I mean in the sense that they have no road safety, and will veer out in front of you, take turns across busy lanes of traffic, stop at random with zero warning, mount the curb all the time. They are like retard guided missiles.

The worst part though, is the blank expressions. There's truly nothing behind their eyes. Reminds me of Grizzly man, where Herzog says "I see nothing behind their eyes besides a dull, bored hunger." Which is jeets to a t. They are just hollow people, literal cattle men. I am going to work my way through the navy ranks until I become captain of a SSBM Submarine, and then launch an all out strike, full nuclear payload on the jeet hives. Light that fucking turd on fire.

 

[ChristSeVeN]

I've pointed the facetime/phonecall thing out to all of my friends at this point. Only one gave an answer, and he reckons it's due to illiteracy. All these valuable workers, supposed doctors and engineers according to most of my liberal countrymen, yet they can't even read.

This explains part of it, though it doesn't explain the constant necessity of being on phone calls to the extent that they are. Even as a replacement for texting, they still end up talking on the phone way more than someone else would text.

My theory is that it's some kind of flex thing, casually talking on the phone to your Jeet comrades while in a Western country. A way of showing off their superior status to the ones back in India.

 

[KasTheGikes]

This explains part of it, though it doesn't explain the constant necessity of being on phone calls to the extent that they are. Even as a replacement for texting, they still end up talking on the phone way more than someone else would text.

My theory is that it's some kind of flex thing, casually talking on the phone to your Jeet comrades while in a Western country. A way of showing off their superior status to the ones back in India.

These are important businessmen doing important business on the phone, don't you know?

Funniest thing I ever saw was an Indian with two smartphones, he was talking on one and texting using the other.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

One thing I don't understand is that building up immunity and mithridatism only applies to diseases and organic poisons, you can't build up an immunity to something like mercury. They indiscriminately dump anything into the Ganges river, so how aren't even Indians affected? Did they evolve some kind of way to filter heavy metals in their body, unseen by any vertibrate like some kind of quickly evolving extremophile?

The thing is, they dont filter it. Even if it would be fucking hilarious if pajeets had evolved such an ability.
The reason why alot of indians are fucking stupid as shit is because their brain is full of heavy metals in the form of organic compounds.
Like, pure elemental mercury just goesnt through your digestive system for the most part. The problem comes when mercury is in some organic molecule, which are lipohilic(your bodys fat absorbs the mercury and itl never leave)
Your brain has alot of fat, so the mercury gets stored right in the nogging.
Pollution is a huge cause why indians are like they are. What even makes them even worse as a people(or as a specie) is their fucking retarded customs where they ingest toxic water for their entire lifetime, then shitout a poolet that has shit genes due to the pollution in the mothers body, then that little poolet grows up drinking the same toxic shit, and because this pajeet is now a second generation mercury enjoyer theyre dumber than the previous generation so they believe into retarded religious customs even more.

Its a neverending cycle.

Oh right, elemental mercury is dangerous as fuck as a vapor.
Pretty sure indian cities are full of that too, and worse.

 

[quaawaa]

Indian media discusses the consequences of getting rid of the H-1B visa:

Repercussions in India:​

The effects of this policy in India are expected to be significant, especially in the real estate sector. Currently, real estate markets in cities like Hyderabad, Bengaluru, Chennai, and Pune thrive largely because of young NRIs working abroad. If this exodus stops, fewer people in India will be able to afford luxury gated community homes priced at ₹3–4 crore. Consequently, the real estate market could face a downturn.

Another major impact will be on marriages. Presently, many young Indian men face challenges finding brides due to the perceived preference for NRI grooms who promise a higher standard of living in the USA.

With these policy changes, it is anticipated that men who return from the USA after six years of studies will struggle to find brides. Brides may prefer graduates from top-tier universities who secure Green Cards after their studies, significantly increasing the demand for such individuals.

With fewer professionals being able to work in the USA, the demand for high-paying jobs in India could rise, leading to intense competition for top-tier roles in fields like technology, healthcare, and finance.

This could strain the domestic job market, especially if companies are unable to absorb the increased supply of talent, potentially resulting in wage stagnation or even job scarcity for recent graduates in certain fields.

Many NRIs working in the USA send remittances back home, which significantly contribute to India's economy. These remittances support families and local economies, particularly in rural areas.

With fewer opportunities for Indian citizens to migrate and work in the USA, the volume of remittances could decline, leading to potential economic challenges for households dependent on foreign income.

We need to see how Indian system combats this scenario.

Source (Archive)

 

[ChristSeVeN]

old rage bait that puts the jeet's inferiority complex on full display

The most hilarious part of this video is where they show the beggars in India as white people.

I can't wait to come back to this video in 5 years to see whether India has become an advanced and developed society. The more likely outcome is that their economic growth will collapse by that time and their current upper middle class will be back to street shitting.

LOL, the fact that they also had to film this entire thing in Dubai says enough about India - it would be impossible to make India seem like a highly advanced society no matter how much crappy CGI and editing you could possibly use. Their 2030 aspiration is literally just Dubai 12 or more years ago. Pathetic.

 

[pippy]

I've been told by multiple jeet cashiers that they're basically always in calls with a billion other Jeets.

but obviously none of them are listening to each other, so it's just like 30 jeets talking into the void. which is why whenever you go to a gas station, there's always a jeet mumbling jeet speak into his shitty Bluetooth earbuds.

I really don't understand the facetime obsession brown people have. Like, sure, if you want your kids to see Grandma because she lives far away or whatever, but you'll constantly see spics/jeets here doing FaceTime while grocery shopping and talking loud as fuck, and the other person is just some bored-looking overweight person lying down in bed. Like, what the fuck is the point?

 

[Brute Male!]

Low IQ people need constant noise since they lack internal voice and silence makes them feel uncomfortable. This was discussed several pages back, third world cities, especially in india, are ceaseless cacophony of noise pollution so everyone there just yells at each other to communicate. Maybe not so much in rural areas but it's the bughivers that move to West so those are the ones bringing their manners along.

Pajeets not only are offensive to eyes and nose but ears too. They embody everything that is detestable to Mans idea of beauty and grace.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

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I really hope this isn't some fearmongering from Indians and he actually does it for real. Trump went after H-4 EAD in his first term and failed, therefore I'm trying to be cautiously optimistic and not releasing the balloons just yet. Even killing off H4 EAD will be a real win for True and Honest Americans since arranged marriage jeetas tagging along H-1Bs shouldn't be able to work unless they have a visa that permits them to work. The EAD gives them carte blanche approval to work wherever they please, no sponsorship or whatever needed. It's retarded.

Cognizant recently lost their discrimination case so now the abuse of H-1Bs visas is a fact of law and not just a conspiracy theory or whatever.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/09/us_jury_cognizant_case/ (archive)
"Cognizant discriminated against non-Indian workers in H-1B visa case, US jury finds"

I hope Trump has the balls to cut the throat of this absolute scam and deport the thousands of space wasting 'jeets back home rather than continue the charade.

 

[RaunchyVibes]

Funniest thing I ever saw was an Indian with two smartphones, he was talking on one and texting using the other.

One for taking fake scam calls from grandms and another one to ask for vegan bob pics.