Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[I'mma real anime gurl]

It's a good thing that Reiketa had gone off the deep end otherwise Ty Beard will butcher this one too.

 

[BlackDragoons]

People just can't block people and move on.

They have to sue people because there feefees got hurt.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I'm going to tell my kids this was Briana Wu and Gamergate

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Revisionism is acceptable if it furthers the cause

 

[AnOminous]

The lawsuit is so badly written that it’s on par with the quality of Anthony Stebbins, a vexatious retard who writes pro se.

Yet more proof that poisoning yourself with wrong-sex hormones causes brain damage.

Alyssa wants people to be afraid that if they call her a dumb whore on Twitter they might get sued as well.

That's why you're better off being vague like calling someone a "dumb whore" rather than specifically saying they suck cock for cash. The first is just an insult. The second might be actionable.

"43. Mercante is also active on social media, where she is not a demure, wilting flower. She is bold, brassy, and opinionated."

I can just imagine how hard the judge is going to roll their eyes when they read this.

This was a really stupid thing to put in the complaint, not because it is eye-rollingly cringy, but because it preemptively abandons any claim she isn't at least a limited public figure for the purposes of the controversies she's deliberately barged into with her fat ass.

 

[wenttobermuda]

A few more random observations, because I'm bored and autistic and it amuses me:


Nice grammar check, counsel.


FFS, mixing up "forgo" and "forego" is a college freshman-tier mistake.


lol prove it.

Seriously, this shit reads like a first draft that was dashed out in an overnight cram session and turned in without any editing.

Nothings says "take me seriously" like a complaint full of easily correctable mistakes. Mercante's team should be embarrassed of their work product, but by the looks of them they're immune to embarrassment. The thing is, you can file and serve garbage papers and still get the results you want.

Assuming that Mercante's goal is attention and upsetting a chud, she has a lot to work with here, even with a poorly drafted complaint.

Spoiler

At this stage, proof isn't as important as pleading. Mercante's team may have difficulty proving many of the key allegations in the complaint, but as long as they can state them in a legally sufficient way, the case will survive a motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim and proceed to discovery. That's where the real action is, and where cases can grow truly expensive: both sides exchanging information and fighting over every interrogatory and document demand.

Plaintiffs likely anticipate uncovering evidence to prove their allegations during discovery. Some parties, however, treat discovery as one long, ugly settlement negotiation: this ridiculous process will end if you just let it. In any event, bad as the complaint is, it looks strong enough the proceed. And even if it weren't, plaintiffs routinely are given leave to amend their retarded complaints and try again, often after a motion to dismiss. A motion to dismiss won't make this go away.

Mercante and her team can now demand that the Defendant answer questions, in writing and under oath, and the Defendant must respond. They can demand he produce his emails, his records, etc. The Defendant can object, but might eventually have to turn it over anyway. And every question and response just makes the process longer and more expensive. How do you think Mercante and her team will handle this ability? It'll be a treat for them. "SmashJT, Judge Globohomo says you've got to let me read all your emails, or he'll sanction you and find you in contempt!"

I strongly suspect that Mercante is going to love being a litigant, and that she will make this lawsuit as expensive and miserable for all parties involved as she can.

 

[Alkor]

I can't wait until the judge finds on the balance of probabilities that Mercante is a whore to the civil standard. Another case of willingly entering the lion's den to retrieve a hat.

The following is something I found when reading up on SLAPP statues since it seems like it would apply here, but I'm not a lawyer.

Source: https://www.dmlp.org/legal-guide/responding-strategic-lawsuits-against-public-participation-slapps
Archive: https://archive.is/3Iteo

Types of SLAPPs​

SLAPP suits come in many forms. Some of the common claims asserted in SLAPPs include:

Defamation:

Interference with contract or economic advantage:

Intentional infliction of emotional distress:

Conspiracy:

Well that's not really applicable here ... uh, oops!

This is what happens when lawyers troon out. This is your brain on HRT, any questions?

 

[Local Farmer]

This is not a drill. Alyssa Mercante has officially filed a 54-page lawsuit against Smash JT. His address is also posted on page 7, putting him and his family in danger from criminal simps like Dave Rivera. If you go to page 26, Kiwi Farms is mentioned and blaming it on Smash JT.
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The lawyer is that same hack Lane A. Haygood, while the other two are Don McGowan and J. Remy Green.
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Lmao I follow Airbag's escapades on twitter, mainly him getting angry at Grumz only for the Coomer Messiah of video games to completely ignore his existence

 

[Joe Swanson]

Every time this bitch starts to fade into obscurity she acts out in a huge way, it's clear she's just doing this for attention

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I REALLY, SINCERELY hope she gets sued into such a destitute place / her publicized antisemitism shit gets her fired from her current job. I normally hate the idea of that being used as a cudgel, but ends justify the means, Alyssa is a disgusting person.

I just can't square how any lawyer would sign onto that though.

I imagine SOME lawyers, if you throw enough cash, will let you sue the queen of England. Filing lawsuits DOES NOT mean it will be successful though, a shocking amount of lolsuits are filed, but go absolutely fucking nowhere.

Funniest shit would be if a judge threw it out wasting her money though.

 

[AnOminous]

The little bitch Haywood, has an entire paragraph crying about being made fun of.

The KUSK firm is truly a stable of lolcows

Fun fact: the Second Circuit, unlike some other federal circuits, courts can apply state anti-SLAPP statutes under the Erie doctrine. Fairly recently (2020), New York replaced its previously weak and anemic anti-SLAPP statute with one more similar to the robust statutes you see in states like California and Texas.

It's possible they might find the new statute incompatible with federal rules (as other circuits have done), but I can't find a case where they've done it yet, at least not at the appellate level. Only a smattering of cases have addressed it at the District Court level in New York and they're fairly inconclusive, although one judge has opined that the special summary judgment proceeding provided by the new New York statute would not apply due to existing federal rules.

Anyway, since an anti-SLAPP motion operates fairly similarly to an immunity claim, a denial of such a motion would probably be subject to immediate interlocutory review (as Minnesota treated such a claim by Nick Rekieta in the Monty suit).

I hope these tards are up for a complex Erie analysis (on an unresolved issue in the Second Circuit that circuits moreover disagree upon) and a trip straight to the Second Circuit even if it fails.

Is that Marylin Manson?

Apparently he despaired of ever being considered shocking for his transgressive behavior and edgy music in current year and decided to become a lawyer and instead shock people with his herculean incompetence.

SmashJT should absolutely STFU and not talk about this anymore for his own good until after it's over.

He almost has to grift on it because it's going to cost 5-6 figures.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Even if this was a proper lawsuit which... why the fuck is it 54 pages...
Regardless... she's a public figure and everything SmashJT does and responds to is based off of her posting it first. Harassment is illegal behavior, but she never lays out when he broke the law.

 

[Golden Boy]

You should see her latest TikTok video mocking him.

This is the female version of photoshopping pokemon into pictures of yourself. Jesus save me from the cringe.

 

[AnOminous]

IIRC, SmashJT is not in New York. There's immediately a huge jurisdiction problem for her to overcome.

Plaintiff is arguing purposeful availment by directing his activities to New York and sufficient contacts based on I don't know what. It might be a threshold issue to raise. It might also be better to litigate it in New York anyway because the Ninth Circuit doesn't seem to apply anti-SLAPP in federal court.

Either jurisdiction is pretty expensive to litigate in.

 

[black hole]

Oh wow I actually know what everyone is talking about this time. I've been waiting for Obsidian to achieve glory like they did back in the black isle/icewind dale days and I just found out a couple weeks ago they've been rotting from the inside out. This is nauseating. Games are supposed to be outcast guys. Now they're trying to make them for fat girls. You can't make games for women all they do is play with the character creator. I never played kotor 1 or 2 I'm going to go play them and pretend none of this ever happened.

 

[BT9494]

Mercante is such an unlikable bitch that I might actually donate a few bucks to this guy's legal fund.

 

[Golden Boy]

This is a tweet they define as “extreme” and “stochastic terrorism.”

In fact, Tarzia's conduct has become more and more extreme

New York and this Court should recognize a residual liability tort for stochastic terrorism where a person engaged in a targeted pattern of harassment directed at one person, with the express goal of otherwise tortiously interfering in that person's life or livelihood.

 

[AnOminous]

This is a tweet they define as “extreme” and “stochastic terrorism.”

This is what is called a "novel" and "creative" argument. These asshats are literally inviting the court to make up a currently nonexistent common law tort out of thin air by pure magic.

 

[Pickle Man]

Unfortunately for her, SmashJT is more than popular enough that if he decides to pass the hat, he'll be able to raise enough to cover expenses. I think this probably won't survive a motion to dismiss though.

He can easily afford the money himself. This is the same guy who drop 10 grand on the vaporware known as the Intellivision amico. From my understanding, his wife parents seem to be loaded with $$$.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

I don't even know the case number.

Would one of you kind sirs post the plain text of... whatever the fuck it is she's even claiming?

 

[JohnnyG]

Accusing a woman of being a Prostitute is akin to accusing anyone of being a Pedophile. It is per se defamation. This statement would in fact be a problem for SmashJT, with or without material damages to mercante, but for the niggling detail that she did in fact publicly claim to be a Cam Whore, which is considered by many in "The Public" to be a form of prostitution.

Gotta love the blatant hypocrisy of Alyssa, who 100% believes that "sex work is real work!", trying to claim that she's been defamed because somebody insinuated she was a prostitute.

I assume she's angling for a settlement, because one likely outcome of this is legal precedent that yes, e-hooers are still hooers, and you can call them that. So I'm sure Alyssa's fellow-hooer-travelers will be as thrilled about her lawsuit, as deep blue states were when New York fought Bruen to the Supreme Court, and lost everyone else's gun control too.

I can't think of a better symbol for Leftist insanity than a smash the patriarchy, celebrate your abortions, brag about camwhoring, exhibitionist invoking "impugned a delicate lady's innocent and fragile virtuous chastity" to lawfare her enemies. It's up there with "defund the police" types demanding federal felonies for tire tracks on rainbow crosswalks.