DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

Ah I see, I had thought I read some bs about a wage for just streaming on kick. He’s surprisingly enduring just 8 hours a day of the most obvious larping. But it worked for him tonight trolls are felted!!!

There is some wage shit but he doesn't qualify at least according to him. His Kick viewership is 20-25 without trolls and 50+ with trolls and if you take out KC people his kick viewership is basically OIC and like 5 dents who want to be a little racist.

He is banning 30-40 trolls on kick some days at this point I don't see how it will continue to be worth his time in the coming months unless KC signals they want to do more collabs but they are going the other way. They are dumping on him right now for the 57 viewer host

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So much for that live Daily Wrap, eh Phil? I guess that's all dependant on hitting the goal, and (supposedly) not what your audience wants.

Thanks for the money, dummies.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Daily OT begging is a good look for a guy who sees himself as a King.

The Beggar of Renton is a far better title for that delusional dipshit.

Edit: 5500 pages of gout!

 

[DerelictOnion]

He is banning 30-40 trolls on kick some days at this point I don't see how it will continue to be worth his time in the coming months unless KC signals they want to do more collabs but they are going the other way. They are dumping on him right now for the 57 viewer host

It seems that they finally realized (after some long delay, gotta be said) that making fun of him is not only much easier than trying to prop him up, but also more profitable.

Now waiting for Phil's rants about getting stabbed in the back yet again and how his declining viewership is their fault.

 

[BlastMonk]

Meet Gareth Hayles, a man(child) giving DSP money and makes videos complaining about the My Hero Academia fandom and shipping in the cartoon.

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https://www.youtube.com/@garethhayles6885

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So this isn't a piece of brilliant character trolling he's playing, down to his apperance and the autistic video about some manga shipping like it at all matters. That's a real guy showing his sincere thoughts and ideas? Fucking hell

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I gotta say I was completely wrong, I thought DSP would snake them first because that's usually how things go.

If PPP thought for a second that Phil would migrate to anything else, he's the biggest dent of all.

It all comes from this tourist sektursister understanding of Phail being this chad government defrauding, pussy-crushing, based unit who talks shit about the niggers, spics and kikes and gets away with it like a boss. In reality he's an emasculated effete closeted homosexual who probably only had sex once with Leanna and only goes on "based" rants when it directly affects him and you can tell that whenever he goes on one of those it comes from a place of effeminate passive-aggression and sincere wish that he had the victim points that certain other demographics have. If current Phil could flip a switch that would turn him into a black lesbian he would do it.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

who probably only had sex once with Leanna

He could have probably benefited from Warksi's "Physically Guide You Into a Hooker" services like he did for a paypig in the Vegas Hotel. (I heard a MATI clip about it, I don't even understand)

place of effeminate passive-aggression

Yes, this is not Pantera Dimebag Darrel/Phil Anselmo testosterone aggression. It's like gay queen bitchyness, like if an assistant put Evian water in Elton John's dressing room when he distinctly asked for Fiji water, and he chews them out. (Elton might be a down to earth guy, I have no idea, that's just my head canon).

I gotta say I was completely wrong, I thought DSP would snake them first because that's usually how things go.

I thought "the snaking" would be dramatic, bombastic, and monetized; not fragmented text comments that needed to be collected and presented by a kiwifarmer. I thought these were supposed to be the most cutthroat trolls in the most trolly part of the internet?! Maybe my perception of things was incorrect.

only goes on "based" rants when it directly affects him

Yes, his "brigading" is entirely self-serving. He just tries to stir people up to use them as leverage for personal gain.

 

[Very Honest Content]

At a certain point he really started going hard on the "I'm a professional gamer" shit

I agree with this, but, I put the point of it way before most others probably would, what point is that exactly? When he won the local Tekken vidya competition trophy, the one that has a karate practitioner depicted on it, when Phil actually got the worthless thing for gorilla smashing buttons, not actually doing any martial art. His fake cred seeker persona only picked up steam, from there, to where we are today as you point out.

I mean shit man just put on the dam vest for the goal it's not that big of a deal.

The vest was literally originally a throw in to shut Derich Ip up finally about his navel gazing autism of being a long time watcher wanting to know if Phil kept old clothes in his machoor adult style middle unit condo home. Could that direct association be why he's borderline personality disavowing it now? Potentially, I'd say.

Has Phil ever had sex?

Yes, he fucks himself, daily.

PPP also begs but at least he's energetic about it and does it half jokingly.

This literally doesn't make it better. I do get your point, though, Phil is quite a pale imitation, when he tries to act as others do.

The idea that he is somehow able to lie about fake tips for any length of time and not accidentally reveal it is laughable at best.

Yeah, no wonder there's no evidence of him talking about faking tips to throw others off in the past or anything similar that counts as 'telling on himself,' right....?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Suffawhorse posted this in the KC thread, apparently was from last night. The snaking never be truly complete until Fat Kat is felted proper; just watch the video where she "rage quits" the stream and react to it, it's so easy. DSP has autism, you have to literally tell him "you, Phil, fuck off, forever. You are gay and your wife is fat."

 

[Balr0g]

Suffawhorse posted this in the KC thread, apparently was from last night. The snaking never be truly complete until Fat Kat is felted proper; just watch the video where she "rage quits" the stream and react to it, it's so easy. DSP has autism, you have to literally tell him "you, Phil, fuck off, forever. You are gay and your wife is fat."

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Would that count as "business expense"?

 

[Yung Dalph]

Suffawhorse posted this in the KC thread, apparently was from last night. The snaking never be truly complete until Fat Kat is felted proper; just watch the video where she "rage quits" the stream and react to it, it's so easy. DSP has autism, you have to literally tell him "you, Phil, fuck off, forever. You are gay and your wife is fat."

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He's got gay faggot cuck syndrome and sadly it's terminal

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Suffawhorse posted this in the KC thread, apparently was from last night. The snaking never be truly complete until Fat Kat is felted proper; just watch the video where she "rage quits" the stream and react to it, it's so easy. DSP has autism, you have to literally tell him "you, Phil, fuck off, forever. You are gay and your wife is fat."

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do those KC faggots use the term snaked? or did phil get it from reading this thread?

 

[Free Jasper]

do those KC faggots use the term snaked? or did phil get it from reading this thread?

I’ve seen it’s used in the title of some of their YouTube videos I was recommended.


God this situation is so, so fucking sad. Phillip, have you tried NOT running to their chat like a pathetic, lovesick teenage girl after they hammer you? What, do you think they’re playing hard to get and you need to chase them? Given who they are and what they do, do you think this is going to make things better or worse?

 

[PieceofShet]

I already miss them. They should have been the new John and Howard. They were the chosen ones, he even called one of them his gaming soulmate. They supposed to bring some balance to the begging/streaming.

 

[MAWBD2]

I already miss them. They should have been the new John and Howard. They were the chosen ones, he even called one of them his gaming soulmate. They supposed to bring some balance to the begging/streaming.

I don't think there is such thing as "balance" with the pigroach. He has a bit of extra income? Burn it on useless shit. He has two new "friends"? Act like it's a whole new redemption arc and everything is forgiven. The retard knows no moderation nor balance.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

OT every night DSP is the best we've had since the KC arc started. He's always been most entertaining when he's failing.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I hope Phil's retarded whales have some fresh sock accounts ready to fellate their pig god with after such a devastating betrayal.

Spoiler

Followed quickly thereafter by dangling on rope.

 

[Coke Zero]

Suffawhorse posted this in the KC thread, apparently was from last night. The snaking never be truly complete until Fat Kat is felted proper; just watch the video where she "rage quits" the stream and react to it, it's so easy. DSP has autism, you have to literally tell him "you, Phil, fuck off, forever. You are gay and your wife is fat."

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Trying to pay them to keep their friendship going is about the most pathetic way phil could've handled this situation. What a cuck.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

Trying to pay them to keep their friendship going is about the most pathetic way phil could've handled this situation. What a cuck.

Warski could literally be downstairs fucking Khet like a black Vegas prostitute with Triple P, that's what Phil calls him, shouting "LETS GO BUDDY, FUCK THAT HORSE!" with airhorns going off, and Phil would only be fixated on Warski's "shredded bod" and wish it was he who was getting fucked. (Also, 5,500+ pages, nice )

 

[Balr0g]

Hey Phil. Since everybody loves you the thread has managed to get 5500 pages (or rather 15500 pages in total when you count the original one). And since everyone loves you have a stat how much

The eternal downfall all right. The small Kc bumbp is gone.in an instant.fucking gone and it's your, yes vour, fault