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Haha yeah you're owning this fat clinically autistic guy by thinking about his butthole and penis length. He's probably thinking about sex with trannies right now, unlike me.
For his claims of being "one of the good guys" he's a misogynist look at his claims of being a ladies' man
whynotboth.gifYou misspelled "alcoholic."
"But but it's not misogyny if they're NOT EVEN PEOPLEOh, Bob is a seething incel in the traditional "involuntarily celibate" definition of the term. All you have to do is look at how he speaks of conservative women, especially MAGA women, and most especially attractive MAGA women. Pissing on their appearance, suggesting if not outright stating they're whores, etc. etc. When he knows he can get away with letting his "fuck those bitches" flag fly, he really puts in the college effort.
@TheRealJackHopkins is correct. Nobody's ignoring world events, and people aren't learning about them by watching networks (specifically CNN and MSNBC) who've been blowing smoke up their asses for the past 16+ years.
Yes, Moviebob is correct in saying that Nazis shouldn't exist. Yes, Moviebob spew rhetoric that parallel with that of Nazism, if not completely overlap with Nazi ideals. Therefore, by self-imposed rules and standards, Moviebob shouldn't exist, either.
Sounds like Moviebob's raison d'etre.
Same applies toward Moviebob... except that Moviebob acually is incontrovertibly a racist asshole.
Tactics and targets. Despite Moviebob's allegations, I haven't seen many of those MAGA voters ACTIVELY try to burn things down so "everyone else" suffers. The only people I see doing that happen to be Black Lives (Don't Really) Matter cultists, as well as the Antifa movement. (Besides, if if were BL[DR]M and Antifa burning the America's red regions to a crisp, Bob would be all for it.)
Again, tactics and targets.
Deranged is as Moviebob does.
Uh... no, BrooklynDad_Dedititious! Neely was stoned out of his mind while threatening New York Subway users. After Penny subdued the aggressor Neely, Penny actually did try to tend to revive Neely.
Positron is correct.Daniel Penny [...] should be given a medal for doing the job that NYPD don't dare to.
Yet claims ha-RAAS-ment whenever someone rightfully calls Moviebob out for past rhetoric.[2024.12.11-23] Bobby brags about not caring about ideological consistency...
If Leftoid zombies like Moviebob didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all....the Saturday Morning cartoons that inform his politics don't either.
When you failed that hard at your 'chosen career' anything with stability looks good. And he's autistic, so structure would be beneficial for him. I'm remembering the final episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Francis reveals that he got an office job after two seasons of unemployment and enjoys it because he finally gets a regular pay check. Considering how badly Bob's money fluctuates, and that he's almost in his mid-forties, the idea of something like a traditional office gig would be enticing.only a retarded, worthless faggot like this sack of shit can romantize a 9 to 5 job. no bob a office isnt cool, is what you have to do to pay your bills. look at your faggot brother and his failed media venture, he could do that because he has a real, actual job.
Haha yeah you're owning this fat clinically autistic guy by thinking about his butthole and penis length. He's probably thinking about sex with trannies right now, unlike me.
You're forgetting that Blob is also fantasizing about being some form of manager or C level employee, he talks about HIS parking spot, and talking to the receptionist like him acknowledging their existence is a gift. And of course being in meetings with other very important people. Blob thinks that because he's THE Bob Chipman that everyone should recognize his greatness and hire him to make VERY important decisions. Never mind the fact that there are already plenty of vain, stupid, narcissists with his kind of dream job already in the business world.When you failed that hard at your 'chosen career' anything with stability looks good. And he's autistic, so structure would be beneficial for him. I'm remembering the final episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Francis reveals that he got an office job after two seasons of unemployment and enjoys it because he finally gets a regular pay check. Considering how badly Bob's money fluctuates, and that he's almost in his mid-forties, the idea of something like a traditional office gig would be enticing.
But, reading between the lines, he probably wants to work somewhere like Rooster Teeth before it closed where he can be part of something creative with a lot of alcohol and people being more like friends than coworkers. He wants companionship, he wants to feel like he's part of something big where everyone knows he's an important person. But that'll never happen because he's too toxic for anyone to want him.
Thing is Bob basically had that office job life at one point. He fucked it up with his raging about Trump and being a prick to everyone. Like you said, he's toxic. He can't move beyond where he is because he cannot change.When you failed that hard at your 'chosen career' anything with stability looks good. And he's autistic, so structure would be beneficial for him. I'm remembering the final episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Francis reveals that he got an office job after two seasons of unemployment and enjoys it because he finally gets a regular pay check. Considering how badly Bob's money fluctuates, and that he's almost in his mid-forties, the idea of something like a traditional office gig would be enticing.
But, reading between the lines, he probably wants to work somewhere like Rooster Teeth before it closed where he can be part of something creative with a lot of alcohol and people being more like friends than coworkers. He wants companionship, he wants to feel like he's part of something big where everyone knows he's an important person. But that'll never happen because he's too toxic for anyone to want him.
As always, the axiom is proven: Robert Chipman's crime and punishment is being Robert Chipman.He can't move beyond where he is because he cannot change.
You hit the nail on the head, I think. He believes that if it wasn't for Critical Drinker and all the others, Bob would be the most popular movie reviewer on YouTube. If only he didn't have to work to be popular, he'd be popular.It comes off as short-term thinking and sour grapes over how much of a has-been he is and how much more the barrier of entry has been lowered since 2008.
Unironically though. If he could just get out of his own way, he might actually have a real career. But that is not the fate for Bob. He cannot help himself from being a asshole to literally everyone.As always, the axiom is proven: Robert Chipman's crime and punishment is being Robert Chipman
Go drink a gallon of bleach, you fat nazi fuck.
Bob wants Republicans to starve and suffocate. Not beating the genocide allegations
C'mon, Bob, be the Mario to Luigi's Luigi! You know you want to try and kill the filthy obsoletes while screaming "IT'S-A ME, MARIO!"
A toothless threat. ~60% of America's oil imports come from the Great White North. The overwhelming majority of America's oil comes from America. Specifically, the Red States that Bob hates so much. In fact, America produces so much oil we can export it, cutting off Europe's dependence on Russia and crushing that sandnigger coalition OPEC.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
"Why no, I'm not a Christian and I have nothing but contempt for your backwards religion, but maybe if I invoke it you'll do what I want."
How's about this: if it must be enforced at the point of a gun, it's not a human right. Yes, by this definition this means there are no "human rights." The concept of human rights is a very recent one, historically speaking. To quote Thomas Hobbes: "Life in the state of Nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." The idea that humans as a whole are inherently entitled to certain things is a bourgeoisie, Western idea, born from a union between Enlightenment philosophy and Christianity. The majority of human history can be summed up by the phrase, "If I want it, I'll take it. If I can take it, it's mine."12Dec#10
I'm sorry to say that SDL is correct this time, or at least he truthfully describes the state of the individualistic West. Perhaps we've included too much under the rubric of "human rights"; health care, education, and legal representation should be "human privilege awarded to First World countries" rather than "human rights".
If you'd bother paying attention to the war in Ukraine, you'd know trillion-dollar jets are no longer the future of warfare. The future is autonomous drones. Evolve, or get conquered, Robert.
They're a small part of the fanbase? Then I wonder why DC comics was sold for absurdly cheap.
Somehow, I don't think it'll tell the tale of the Zulock men.
You mean how men like you believe they'll become women if they wish hard enough?
Bob wants Republicans to starve and suffocate. Not beating the genocide allegations
Point of order: Most of those oil imports come from the province of Alberta, which is not suicidal enough to slash exports. Ontario premier Doug Ford is talking about cutting off electricity to the United States, while Alberta premier Danielle Smith has been speaking with state governors (including potential members of Trump's cabinet) to mitigate the damage Prime Minister Tru-dolt is causing.A toothless threat. ~60% of America's oil imports come from the Great White North. The overwhelming majority of America's oil comes from America. Specifically, the Red States that Bob hates so much. In fact, America produces so much oil we can export it, cutting off Europe's dependence on Russia and crushing that sandnigger coalition OPEC.
But Bob is against that, because it would mean the USA is relying on those disgusting obsoletes.