Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 775 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 452 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 494 20.7%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,391
Weird shit I found while googling:
  • Fanfiction where Ian is both gay for Filthy Frank and straight for Anisa. Anisa gets cucked instead of Ian, so this counts as an AU. Archive.
  • Anisa shares her name with a parasitic nematode.
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No one cares if you think Anisa is conventionally attractive. Focus on laughing at her retardation.
It's been pointed out literally 100's of times in this thread. Most people can't be bothered to continue beating a dead horse for some random newfag simping over pumpkinhead.
Why are you upset that other people dont find the same person as attractive as you do? You should be happy, your only competition is idubbz and I think you could take him. Go on, sweep her off her feet.

If there was a person and I was the only one in the world that thought they were attractive and everyone else thought they were ugly as shit I would fucking rejoice.
Except that wasn’t what I said. I wasn’t “thirst posting”, or whatever zoomer catchphrase. I mentioned her looks in relation to her behaviour, why Ian found her (and other “alt” girls) attractive, and why he clings to her emotionally, tolerating things that few men would (ex. The OF page). That’s why I literally cited a scholarly paper correlating her appearance to Cluster B personality pathology. I guess anything a little more sophisticated than “woman ugly” is too complicated for anime-profile-pic neighbours such as thee.

And I wasn’t the one who mentioned her appearance. I was responding to this guy making a funny post. My brother in Christ, your reading comprehension is shit. Or maybe you doth protest a bit too much.

Anisa is ugly, dumb and weird and I would not have sex with her.
I wouldn’t have sex with her either, but it’s not because she’s uglier than the average Canadian or American woman. It’s because I don’t want to be a discount Michael Douglas and get HPV.

I believe she also said on the podcast at one point that her first boyfriend said she had a really ugly mouth or something like that
That’s just mean. And honestly? Her mouth doesn’t seem that fucked up to me, which makes me think he was negging her hard. What does seem fucked up is how she didn’t dump that guy on the spot. It says a lot about her as a person that he said that and she kept fucking him.

Although, does that actually match the timeline for her? Did she say which ex? Because that’s an underhanded accusation of verbal abuse. She could just be lying to fish for compliments. Convoluting a story for pity points without considering how it makes her look like someone with zero self-esteem OR defaming an ex as a bully. My favourite term for this is “wounded bird camouflage”. Shit-talking your ex just makes it clear you make bad decisions.

The other thing is that we know Ian is susceptible to wounded bird camouflage. Remember when he discussed that one tranny coming up to him and saying, “you probably don’t like transpeople”? Ian reported that and he said that it made him upset. This would be an admirable sentiment on Ian’s part, if it wasn’t directed to a troon. I’m fully convinced that exchange did occur (we technically only have Ian’s say-so and therefore some people may reasonably disagree).

Why? Because I feel like Ian is describing himself getting played and he doesn’t realize it. Basically, if the tranny was really scared of IDubbbz, why come up at all? Why not ask anonymously (ex. Online order) for an autograph, shout-out, or whatever? Why not ask a friend? Because they have no friends And why be scared? It’s two men. Ian’s not particularly tough or intimidating (as his physique and boxing record demonstrates). At worst, he’d call the tranny a faggot - but if the tranny really believed that, why ask? Why be so cucked as to request an autograph from someone who wants you dead? The person was deliberately making Ian feel guilty to get what they wanted from him - and he was way more successful than he could have imagined. He made an impact on Ian’s life. He cites this in a video about why he changed from the “Old IDubbbz” to the new.

And Sam Hyde clearly picked up on this. That’s why, during the documentary shoot, he made up that fake girlfriend character, “Dani”. “Dani” play-acted as an abused junkie. Despite the general wisdom that one does not engage with one’s subject during filming, you can see IDubbbz feel sorry for this constructed persona. Hyde played him.

None of this is really wrong in Ian’s part, at least not morally. However, it’s profoundly naïve. Like a lot of kids from broken homes / with parental attachment issues, Ian has a hard time with subtle social situations. He is easy to con because his complicated feelings about his father (for example) make him vulnerable to displays of weakness. “Dani” and Anisa can’t be dumb whores who have some responsibility for their situation, it’s all some Mean Bad Man. Hyde, the archetypal dismissive father, is neglecting and mistreating a variation on Ian’s mother. His father was in jail for most of his childhood, and this is common knowledge amongst most fans and cited as a reason for adopting Anisa’s name. Correspondingly, Ian shows his ass, and what was supposed to be an exposé on Hyde becomes an exposé of Ian. It’s sad.

Also, don't surprised the white supremacist association of the tattoo is brought up again
Their wedding (?) photos were accused of having alt-right dogwhistle, the infamous okay 👌 hand sign. I tried looking for a source but couldn’t find it. It was when they did the “okay” sign as a little “made you look” and the retard audience they cultivated assumed it was some sort of Manchurian prompt from DJT himself.

At this fucking point all tattoos are white supremacist or faggot.
This guy gets it. The problem with tattoo “meanings” is that they’re highly localized into discrete traditions.

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I know you watch a lot of cartoons and don’t read much, so let me help you: I didn’t use a personal pronoun, refer to myself, or my sexual interests. The “nerdy guys like alt girls” thing is so ubiquitous a stereotype that it’s been memeified. That’s why incels went through a phase where they all obsessed over “big titty goth” or “tomboy” gfs. Try reading slower next time.

Edit: Rate me dumb and autistic all you want, it won’t make your anime avatars any less dumb and autistic.

Look buddy… I simp for the lowest of low. If there’s a set of titties, it automatically is a six in my book.
She used to meet that qualification, but they’re in a medical wastebasket now. Many such cases! :(

who's this cunt writing wall of text fan fic about idubz ugly missus gtfo no ones reading that gibberish go stroke one out to her only fans again
  1. No capitalizaton and only reading the first word of a post conforms to my experience of pitbull owners.
  2. Why is everyone here so obsessed with pornography and masturbation? It’s gross.
 
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She’s objectively cute and all the sperging about her being ugly is a desperate cope from men who hate her but lack the means to articulate why she sucks. Is “bitch ugly” the one insult you guys can muster? At least Null’s buttersnake joke hit Anisa where it hurt. In the shitty tattoos.
Is this trolling?!

Look buddy… I simp for the lowest of low. If there’s a set of titties, it automatically is a six in my book.

And I’m telling you, you’re objectively wrong. She ain’t cute and she ain’t hot.
 
That’s just mean. And honestly? Her mouth doesn’t seem that fucked up to me, which makes me think he was negging her hard. What does seem fucked up is how she didn’t dump that guy on the spot. It says a lot about her as a person that he said that and she kept fucking him.

Although, does that actually match the timeline for her? Did she say which ex? Because that’s an underhanded accusation of verbal abuse. She could just be lying to fish for compliments. Convoluting a story for pity points without considering how it makes her look like someone with zero self-esteem OR defaming an ex as a bully. My favourite term for this is “wounded bird camouflage”. Shit-talking your ex just makes it clear you make bad decisions.
If he is an imaginary ex-boyfriend that she made up then that makes it all the more likely that it's a real insecurity she has. She tries to frame real criticisms thrown at her as if they only come from insane or unreasonable people, even if they are imaginary. Her mouth is def fucked up though, once I noticed it I couldn't stop seeing it. She seems to be conscious of it sometimes cause there are times during the podcast or whatever where she tries to consciously keep her mouth closed when she isn't talking. Cause when she used to mouth breathe a lot it was really noticeable.
 
If he is an imaginary ex-boyfriend that she made up then that makes it all the more likely that it's a real insecurity she has.
Now that’s insightful. It also would allow her to reframe the criticism. It’s not “I noticed my face is fucked up” (and presumably she considers herself a reliable source). It’s “I’m insecure about my mouth because of my mean boyfriend.” It’s something inflicted upon her.

Your mouth-breathing comment got my noggin’ joggin’. She could be taking a legitimate concern this ex offered and warping it to sound worse than it was. Something like, “Honey, do you have a deviated septum? You breath with your mouth a lot, and I’m worried.” Someone who wants to dismiss such criticism might say, “my ex boyfriend said my mouth was fucked up / ugly”, because it makes them sound like they’re trying to be mean (ex. What I said earlier about the negging).

In order to say for sure, we’d have to find the clip. I tried googling, but I actually never saw it myself and turned up nothing. Sorry I couldn’t help you out on sourcing that one.

She tries to frame real criticisms thrown at her as if they only come from insane or unreasonable people
Classic ad hominem. That’s why I could interpret that comment in a million different ways. She’s a liar, she’s mentally unstable (and thus more prone to bias), but even broken clocks are right twice a day. She could be relaying a true story, misremembering it, intentionally lying to get sympathy, intentionally lying to make this guy look bad (to her audience and possibly to Ian), etc. And that’s all assuming what you remembered is true. Not saying you’re a liar, just that we all forget things, especially irrelevant Internet gossip.

Anyway, her claiming her ex was rude (possibly verbally abusive), claiming she’s been raped as an adult, doing pornography, having an eating disorder, her dating Matt / Akkadian when was 17 and she was 24… it could be anything from “BPD retard with no insight into herself” to “deliberately manipulative D.A.R.V.O. enjoyer” or somewhere in between. It’s pathological, though. I mean, we know she basically committed statutory rape. Compared to “saying hurtful things to your girlfriend”, that is infinitely worse.

Her mouth is def fucked up though
Is it a thing when she moves or talks? Like a twitch? Because I’m starting to think the issue is how few times I’ve watched or listen to her speak. Could it be, like, an eating disorder thing? Messing with her teeth or making her mouth look swollen? Not saying you’re wrong, just that I never noticed.

I hope Anisa has your abortion, Ian. :)
The pro-choice thing makes me smile. You can tell Ian did zero research if he thinks that idea is new and if he thinks it’s that’s the best pro-choice argument. It would be funny if the white supremacist tattoo theory was true and the whole video is just 80 minutes of Ian asking “well what race is it”, but that shall never be.

- Ian is working on a pro-life debate video and how silly it is to value life above all else (I'm glad the guy famous for saying nigger faggot is covering this topic)
- He was doing research for his new video and got ass blasted over a Ben Shapiro video about abortion
  1. Does Ian think it’s 2016? What is this pseudo-BreadTube video essay stuff?
  2. I like how “male feminist” Ian Jomha learns about abortion from YouTube videos by tiny Jewish men.
Except pragmatically they do. Get a biker gang logo tatted on you and they will cut it off you etc...
That’s true, but wouldn’t that only apply to someone in a gang area specifically copying a gang-style tattoo? We know Anisa gets stuff off the wall, and I don’t see Ian deviating from that. I don’t think a tattoo business would want to advertise a gang association. Basically, I don’t think it’s likely someone would accidentally get such a mark; I think they would have to be intentionally posing as a member for clout or God knows what else.

Ian on a video after that happens:

"My wife just had an abortion ... And I think that's cool."
If that happens I want Andy Warski, Ian, and Isaac Uncooked to have a candlelight vigil. :(
 
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At this fucking point all tattoos are white supremacist or faggot.
I got a bear paw tattoo on my arm when I was 18, and depending if you ask the faggots, that means I apparently like fat hairy men.
You ask the drunk injuns over at the rez, I'm a member of their prairie nigger street gang.
Couldn't be I just like animals, and grizzlies are my favorite, no fucking sir.
My point is their tattoos have no meaning, they're white trash that like scribbling on themselves.
Except pragmatically they do. Get a biker gang logo tatted on you and they will cut it off you etc...
 
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Does Ian think it’s 2016? What is this pseudo-BreadTube video essay stuff?
The Jomhas really want to be breadtubers, it's why they always fellate fags like Hasan and parrot their opinions.
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Damn, why did you do my boy Wallace dirty like that? At least he has a justification for his fucked-up teeth (he's Bri'ish), what's Anisa's excuse?
 
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at it again fucks sake you Writing a term paper on dickheads
So what kind of not-white person are you? Basketball or beans?

I think this is based on Kurtis Konnor (Kurtis Connor? Kurtis Conner? Curtis Konnor? Curtis Connor??? Lord knows. Who even is he?), but there was that one meme and tweet (archive) comparing him and Nu-IDubbbz, which Ian even responded to once.
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it’s the soyboy breadtube look

even in praise with shadows or whatever has the same look

or eddy bareback
My boy ShreddedNerd discussed this.

New Anisa alt dropped in the thread I see.
Honestly, given your black and white thinking, you’re probably a better candidate for being her.

The Jomhas really want to be breadtubers, it's why they always fellate fags like Hasan and parrot their opinions.
Exactly. I think a lot of it is “troll’s remorse” - like Anisa bullied some anorexic bitch but then complained about eating disorders herself. They’re not the only ones who have tried to pivot into this niche. I would argue that HBomberGuy, a former goon, is a good analogue for Anisa and Ian. It’s an attempt to reconstruct a persona.

I also think there was a financial motive, but I think that’s obvious ever since the Adpocalypse. Naughty words get you demonetized or banned.

Even if you were right, does it matter if people here disagree with you?
I don’t care what people think. People got mad at me for interrupting their circlejerk. People were so hyper-focused on a tangential point (me saying she was cute) and accusing me of gross shit like going on OnlyFans, distracting from the things I wanted to discuss: Her dynamic with Ian, why he likes her, why she dresses the way she does, what was Sam thinking with Dani, the last name change, etc., which is disappointing because I find this type of histrionic woman fascinating.

When did Anisa rape someone?
I said in the post you replied to. She was fucking a 17 year old (Akaddian / Matt) when she was 24. That’s statutory in a lot of places, and morally dubious. Specifically, it’s statutory in Canada and (some states in) America, so it doesn’t matter where she was living.

That’s a really cool GIF, grandma. You got one of Michael Jackson eating popcorn?
 
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Why are you upset that other people dont find the same person as attractive as you do? You should be happy, your only competition is idubbz and I think you could take him. Go on, sweep her off her feet.
He needs to get in line before he thinks he's going to be getting anything from "Our Wife".
I'll agree that Ian looks terrible. But I think Anisa is rather attractive.
Don't worry dude, I got "sex lines". Apparently she finds those quite alluring.
 
tangential point (me saying she was cute)
Cute
1.
appealing in a pretty or endearing way.
2.
informal•North American
sexually attractive; good-looking.

neither of those apply to her
accusing me of gross shit like going on OnlyFans
You're on a gross website (due to the subjects being discussed) talking grossly about a gross person, stop whining.
histrionic
You're allowed to write hysteric, Ian. It's the exact same thing.
 
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