Sony hate thread

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

Cancer product placement,

Perhaps Neil Druckman saw Kojima shill Monster Energy in Death Stranding and saw that as the ticket to success.

 

[ZMOT]

For real! Looks mighty expensive and Soyny is not made out of money. If the sale of Kadokawa (or whatever it is called) goes through and their entertainment offerings keep losing them money, they will be in the red.

kadokawa won't be under SIE, but sony japan.

 

[DocAwe]

They squeezed so much dei into Concord, grape jelly shot out the other end.

 

[des Pudels Kern]

Cancer product placement, shitty annoying stonk wamman main character and I'm out. Good luck Sony.

You gotta be the biggest fag in the world to purposely want to buy a Porsche. Intense cringe. I hope for whoever wastes their money that it's a good game, but it's just not for me.

Anybody else pumped about Okami the sequel?

 

[CaptainAutism69]

You gotta be the biggest fag in the world to purposely want to buy a Porsche. Intense cringe. I hope for whoever wastes their money that it's a good game, but it's just not for me.

Anybody else pumped about Okami the sequel?

Porsche is what you buy if you just got some money and want to show people you just got some money.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Porsche is what you buy if you just got some money and want to show people you just got some money.

or you have a tiny dick and desperately need womans attention.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They will replace the pill on the jacket with a vaxx syringe.

It'll be whatever represents HRT usage lol

Yaaaas slay!

Edit: is the last of us one worth playing? Is it gay? Or did it become gay with dlc?

It's aggressively mediocre. The writing and directing is cringe as fuck, especially the opening. It's the most predictable, simple shit you've ever seen. You'd genuinely be more unsure of what's gonna happen watching a Dragon Ball Z fight, at least Goku might lose.

The gameplay is Uncharted with crafting tacked on, with atrocious stealth, worst I've ever encountered in fact. If that sounds good, enjoy.

Also, it became much gayer with the DLC, but already had some fag characters, though in very minor roles. It's a 6/10 if I'm being generous.

 

[Broseph]

People seemed to still like Mass Effect 3 and even Inquisition, which came after, despite complaints about certain elements. Naughty Dog jumped straight into the fucking gutter after TLOU, basically. Then again, people still try to defend Uncharted 4 for...some reason.

Uncharted 4 really was the beginning of the end for Naughty Dog. Sure it had tight gameplay and some of the best looking graphics I've ever seen in a game and it still looks like a phenomenal game even almost a decade after it's release, but U4 also gave us an ugly, masculine, diverse girlboss who was only put in the game just to beat up and emasculate the straight white male protagonist. The writing was already on the wall for Naughty Dog back then but most of us just didn't realize it until TLOU2.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Checked the likes/dislikes again to see how badly its changed and to see if it was just the "ebil toxic gamers rushing to dislike it":

Previously 21k|22k, so it gained 28k likes and 58k dislikes

Previously 6.4k|9.1k, so it gained 6.6k likes and 19.9k dislikes

Previously 1k|2.6k, so it gained 1k likes and 3.6k dislikes

Previously 17k|17k, so it gained 21k likes and 47k dislikes

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This thing is gaining more than twice as many dislikes as likes across all uploads. From what I've been looking at, all the troons and woke fanatics are too busy being obsessed with defending Witcher 4.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

being obsessed with defending Witcher 4.

that shit is going to murder this game if they release on the same timeframe. one thing is to inject shit into a existing property and another is shitting up at the start. this game could be the first AAAAA flop

 

[des Pudels Kern]

this game could be the first AAAAA flop

thats how 8 million jews end up in the ovens.

 

[Incecticyder]

kadokawa won't be under SIE, but sony japan.

And the games will be handled by SIE. SIE has lost fortunes and will lose more. There is no way they will not keep an eye on them.

 

[Broseph]

What if Sony actually decides to just say fuck it and cancels this game since they know there is no way in hell that they're going to break even with this slop? I mean considering they canceled that Last of Us multiplayer game that was in development for about as long as this dumpster fire has been...

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

This game will launch as it's supposed to. And to it's advantage, it doesn't require a server to be played as far as we know. So get ready to see this game bundled with consoles and how it sold millions despite no one talking about it in the near future.

 

[regalterry]

What if Sony actually decides to just say fuck it and cancels this game since they know there is no way in hell that they're going to break even with this slop?

The inbreds in charge of Sony took one look at Concord and thought it was the next Destiny/Halo/Overwatch and would make them billions.

When was the last time Sony made a smart decision?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Perhaps Neil Druckman saw Kojima shill Monster Energy in Death Stranding and saw that as the ticket to success.

It probably is no secret that Neil desperately wants to be the Western Kojima in having the same respect and adoration he does. Since Kojima has celebrities come to him to be part of his cinematic games while Neil barely gets any attention even when Hollywood widely praises his Last of Us show like when no one took any pictures of him at the premiere.

The difference is that Kojima is a unique figure and actually is making video games. Neil is just making movies from his rejected hollywood screenplays.

This thing is gaining more than twice as many dislikes as likes across all uploads. From what I've been looking at, all the troons and woke fanatics are too busy being obsessed with defending Witcher 4.

It doesn't help Neil is hated even by them, and Witcher 4 also looks better than this slop. Not saying it will be a good game, but the trailer at least shows a more stylized game in comparison to realistic space slop.

That's not mentioning that the only time a cinematic trailer is really justified is for sequels of established IP, only because you at least already know an idea of the gameplay from previous entries.

Whereas Intergalactic is likely going to just be similar to the PS4 God of War games at best based on that one tidbit where baldie is fighting the cool robot

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Good News Everyone.
The new Naughty Dog IP trailer has dropped.

Yes, it's shit.

https://www.naughtydog.com/blog/intergalactic_the_heretic_prophet_announcement

https://archive.is/H2Xo0

After I saw racial ambiguous thing shaving their head immediately knew it was a Neil Cuckmann game.

 

[NPZCC]

That's not mentioning that the only time a cinematic trailer is really justified is for sequels of established IP, only because you at least already know an idea of the gameplay from previous entries.

Considering how terrible the gameplay is for all of the previous Witcher games, this doesn't bode well for Witcher 4.

 

[Miller]

A lot of the sales were the result of Sony bundling the game with the console.

Indeed, same with Horizon, the only way to get the PS5 was with a bundle.

Uncharted 4 really was the beginning of the end for Naughty Dog. Sure it had tight gameplay and some of the best looking graphics I've ever seen in a game and it still looks like a phenomenal game even almost a decade after it's release, but U4 also gave us an ugly, masculine, diverse girlboss who was only put in the game just to beat up and emasculate the straight white male protagonist. The writing was already on the wall for Naughty Dog back then but most of us just didn't realize it until TLOU2.

and Druckmann changed several aspects of the story, including Nate's child who was originally supposed to be a boy.

 

[ThatBloodyTower]

I’m just happy onimusha is getting a game.. looks like a knock off sekiro a bit and just like with silent hill 2 remake I miss when the camera in games had art direction behind it, but 3rd person back scratcher is the way go if your “modern”.