Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

All the talk about how she always has one foot touching the ground is giving me Malcolm in the Middle flashbacks - specifically the one where Hal becomes a speed-walker and uses a camcorder to bust the leading speed-walker for not always having a foot on the ground - ie, running.

Point being, Anna should take up competitive speed-walking. For our amusement.

Stroppy Trollop said:
Also, what the hell is she wearing during that "run"? Is she colour blind?!
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She COULD be wearing this, and I would honestly love to see it.

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'Instead of buying new clothes, just wear your old ones and start referring to them as "vintage" '

What she meant to say is, order your clothes online, preferably one or two sizes too small, remember to keep the tag, soil them with your bodily fluids and alcohol, then simply return them and get your money back!
 
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I noticed an actual runner begin to appear round the corner in-shot as the footage cut out on the second video. I bet that was cut there on purpose, but whether it was or not - it would be hysterical for Anna to set up one of these longer shots of her huffing and puffing just to hurple about 20ft, only for an actual in-shape casual runner to maneuver past her effortlessly at 10x speed without missing a beat. The side-by-side real-time contrast in both input and output would be hilarious to watch.

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Bonus points if they give her a cheery "good job getting out there!" while sailing past, but I know that would only happen in my most autistic dreams.
 
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Anna has acted like the main character her entire life, which was ultimately why she lost her corporate career.

If she'd learned to be less "herself", she might have gotten therapy and become a more stable, functional person. She might be married with a stable home now. She might have friends and a life beyond social media.
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These are the shorts.
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She has a giant camel toe in that outfit, and I'm trying not to think about it. Compression in general is probably good for her legs and her veins. She should wear compression tights under LOOSE PANTS.
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That fabric is so cheap. The print barely even looks like Christmas trees and looks more like she's wearing elongated green triangles on a Pepto Bismol pink background.

You couldn't pay your average woman to wear that print. Anna wears it in public and thinks she's going to sell it.

Those pajamas are still for sale on Jollibee's website for 28.50 (down from 44.99) and not a single size is sold out yet. They even have the 5x size in stock. Anna is modeling them on the website, of course.
 
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Jizzrag said:
Her Swiftie content is what gets her the most engagement, so I’m sure she’ll stick with it.

In late November Disney opened a new cruise, Disney Treasure, and recently sailed with lots of influencers and the like. No Anna though. Has she lost her partnership with Disney?
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A minor fashion influencer that I follow on IG went with her family. Actually posted real content too! Like you are supposed to do on these things.
 
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flay_fat_e said:
Great observation! I took several screenshots. All of them are blurry like this. It's super noticeable in the video. What fatty edit is going on here? 🤔
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IMHO, her skinny filter is struggling. I follow a few cows that all look blurry like this on IG reels. (Although Anna is the fattest one I've seen with it) IGs/TTs built in filters are not great. They tend to struggle making people look human when they're fat. Her whole second fupa growing out of her OG one is blurred out too.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
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I get that she’s delusional and has nothing else in life other than screaming into the void known as the Internet about how great her life is but how do you cram yourself into this, look in the mirror, see how horrifying you look, and think “yeah, I’m living the best life”? Even if you assume 95% of the non-bots following her are doing so to feel better about themselves for “not being that far gone“ theres still 5% that do want to see this, which is terrifying. Anna truly is one of the worst of the worst when it comes to deathfats. Imagine being so insufferable you can’t even find a simp to be with you without having to pay them in cash. Woof.
 
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How long does it take Anna to don one of her workout getups? And what are the mechanics involved? Those compression garments can’t be easy to get on (likely she sleeps in them) and she’s too much of a weeble wobble to do the ol’ lie on the bed to pull on tight pants trick. To say nothing of getting on shoes.

I know we speculate Jon is helping her dress, but he’s not with her 24/7 and that’s boring. I want creative ideas here kiwis.
 
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OttoWest said:
(likely she sleeps in them)
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I just threw up a little in my mouth because I misread this as “she seeps in them” and you’d have been right if that’s what you wrote. We’ve seen the knee sweat, and that was before she started letting Scamron poke around in there. Wet clothes are always harder to remove, so this will slow down her changing routine.
 
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OttoWest said:
How long does it take Anna to don one of her workout getups? And what are the mechanics involved? Those compression garments can’t be easy to get on (likely she sleeps in them) and she’s too much of a weeble wobble to do the ol’ lie on the bed to pull on tight pants trick. To say nothing of getting on shoes.

I know we speculate Jon is helping her dress, but he’s not with her 24/7 and that’s boring. I want creative ideas here kiwis.
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Just imagine the scene in Polyester with Edith Massey trying on, and tearing up the clothes she tried shunting her gunt into, while Francine Fishpaw (Jon) blearily looks around and voids his lunch into his man purse at the store.
 
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OttoWest said:
Those compression garments can’t be easy to get on (likely she sleeps in them) and she’s too much of a weeble wobble to do the ol’ lie on the bed to pull on tight pants trick.
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There is a whole lymphedema industry! And you just know that Anna has bought every gadget there is...because shopping.
Though I have wondered if the whole "compression garment" arc is a larp and will be discarded as soon as Anna finds another excuse or "cure".

eta: There are actually some wonderful assistive aids for donning shoe's, socks and other clothing for those who are having issues with their ADL's. I personally found the sock putter-onner very handy post lumbar surgery.
 
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