Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Printemps]

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Like waking up in bed to see Gollum sleeping next to you.

You can tell she went to a salon for this, because her hair never looks that smooth (despite the frizz of damaged hair sticking up at the top of her head - guess even a salon couldn't save that) unless she's had it done professionally. When she washes it herself it's a ratty frizzy mess.

Which means she complained about not having money to buy her child Christmas presents then went and booked herself a salon appointment to get her hair dyed.

 

[Wargarbl]

Another terrifying Becky version of a thirst post, where she stares out with cold dead eyes. What a jump scare.

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Becky thinks she's thirstposting, everyone else thinks "Damn, the creature from The Ring really let itself go".

 

[Temperance]

Extremely transphobic thoughts. How can Becky say things like this and still call herself "trans" or say she has dysphoria?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lzAC2
https://archive.is/my5HK
(Too good not to archive, lol. She still occasionally dares to complain about being "misgendered", and yet she posts stuff like this? )

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Unrelated, but I noticed the elusive house troon (Nymphomachy) made an interesting comment about Hannah being picked up by Daniel and calling him Dada.

I say again: the sheer audacity of this sprat

like [Hannah] has some right not to be a potato. ridiculous

Maybe this is just meant to be a "joke", but considering the dire state of Hannah's skull, this gives me a sinking feeling that Hannah is being deliberately neglected. And the troon is taking some kind of sick pleasure in it...

I hope it isn't true (). But regardless, this nutcase shouldn't be anywhere near children, let alone helping to raise one.

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I was surprised to find out that "Xiomara" is an actual LaTiNx name. I thought it was some weeb Kingdom Hearts kind of thing.

You're actually not far off. Xiomara is the name of a "Cuban" Apex Legends character who Becky allegedly worked on. (Funnily, that wiki page doesn't mention Becky at all. Instead, some guy named Kevin Lee gets the credit for Xiomara's character.)

^^ Very Becky-like, btw.
I feel like if she actually wanted to honor her elderly, adoptive Cuban parents, she should have put "Hernandez" somewhere in Hannah's name. Especially since Becky is their only child, and Hannah might end up being Becky's only child.

Reminder: Hannah's full name is "Hannah Xiomara Charlotte Gerber-Klein". For reference, Mami & Papi's names are Yolanda Beatriz Hernandez and Carlos Desiderio Hernandez.
Becky apparently couldn't be bothered to put any component of their names into Hannah's. I don't think she cares at all about their legacy or Cuban heritage. Slapping on a different Cuban name (Xiomara) is good enough for Becky, especially since it allows her to brag about being a "game developer" if anyone IRL asks her what it means.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

I kinda feel bad for Sam because apparently he has nobody in his life who will take him out for a beer or whatever and be like "Dude... really? This is what you want???". Not sure if he'd even listen, but he's not even getting a counter-hugbox word in his ear.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Sam's not doing so good. Becky calls him a "poor kid" to once again emphasize she has a MUCH YOUNGER BOYFRIEND and is therefore very desirable.



After talking so much about how it's important not to institutionalize people for their mental illnesses and to give them support at home because of how bad the system is (when the mentally ill person is Becky), Sam's getting warehoused the moment he acts inconveniently to her.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Seroquel is a and anti-psychotic. It's not mild stuff. Granted it can be used off-label for PTSD nightmares, but usually at such a low dose that withdrawals wouldn't be major. Gotta think he's on it for something more serious.

And how on earth would anti-nausea meds help? Scopolamine, maybe?


In happier news, Hannah is getting more than two sad lil toys from The Cuck Commune because friends and family of Hannah stepped up to help ensure the poor conehead kid has a nice holiday season. I can't tell if any of those packages is a ring-toss where Hannah's the target, but her head shape would make that a fun game for adults and baby alike.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Seroquel is a and anti-psychotic. It's not mild stuff. Granted it can be used off-label for PTSD nightmares, but usually at such a low dose that withdrawals wouldn't be major. Gotta think he's on it for something more serious.

And how on earth would anti-nausea meds help? Scopolamine, maybe?

Seroquel (quetiapine) is a really shitty antipsychotic though, and is more frequently used as a sleep aid or anxiolytic, in fairly low doses. If he did have an actual psychotic disorder I’d consider his psychiatrist pretty incompetent if it was only treated with quetiapine, but it’s possible, I guess.

Haloperidol (an older antipsychotic) is sometimes used as an antiemetic, but it would be weird if they gave that to Becky when she was pregnant. Though I enjoy imagining her doc went “suuuure, this will cure your nausea” secretly hoping it would make her less fucking insane.

 

[sarna]

Seroquel is a and anti-psychotic. It's not mild stuff. Granted it can be used off-label for PTSD nightmares, but usually at such a low dose that withdrawals wouldn't be major. Gotta think he's on it for something more serious.

It gets dished up for major depression and various other flavors of fucked-in-the-head. I have a largely unfounded suspicion, based on the couple of people I know who've taken it, that mental health professionals prescribe it when they want a patient to zombie the fuck out and stop bothering them all the time.

Haloperidol (an older antipsychotic) is sometimes used as an antiemetic, but it would be weird if they gave that to Becky when she was pregnant.

I'm gonna guess compazine/prochlorperazine. Officially an antipsychotic but it's very often prescribed for nausea.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Officially an antipsychotic but it's very often prescribed for nausea.

Ah, now we have an idea of where Becky got her "I had Postpartum Psychosis" schtick. Her doc prescribed one for nausea and she glommed on the oppression points.

And yeah you guys are totally right about Seroquel being a mostly trash anti-psychotic, but the people I know who take it for sleep don't get withdrawals, just shitty sleep. Take a couple Benny's, Sam.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Someone tries to tell Becky that several of these presents are for kids significantly older than Hannah, and Becky misunderstands and says she should totally divide up the gifts so that Hannah's birthday next month is covered, too.



Wonder how many of the extended family know about the $50 molecule necklace for Becky's fetlife plaything.



Meanwhile, on Reddit, Becky complains that her area is very selfish because she got banned from NextDoor for freaking out about people exercising their First Amendment right to proselytize in her neighborhood and leave literature at people's houses.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I hate that this vile hag uses the name of a brave, heroic character from an excellent book series as her screen name. Lirael didn't almost get killed by a chaos god saving the world to be associated with this fat child-abusing sack of narcissism.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Her extended family is better off than her parents

Would those be the parents where at least two of three are unemployed? And one has bitterly announced, like a petulant child denied a shiny, that she's no longer seeking work? Yeah I could see how literally almost anyone would be financially better off.

I have an idea for a great, age appropriate gift for Hannah - and I doubt it would cost The Cuck Commune a penny out of pocket:

 

[Battery Low]

based on the couple of people I know who've taken it, that mental health professionals prescribe it when they want a patient to zombie the fuck out and stop bothering them all the time.

Anecdotally, this tracks.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I have an idea for a great, age appropriate gift for Hannah - and I doubt it would cost The Cuck Commune a penny out of pocket:
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It's too late for a corrective helmet

 

[AnOminous]

Haloperidol (an older antipsychotic) is sometimes used as an antiemetic, but it would be weird if they gave that to Becky when she was pregnant. Though I enjoy imagining her doc went “suuuure, this will cure your nausea” secretly hoping it would make her less fucking insane.

Or cause her to spontaneously abort and save a poor baby from a life of hell.

 

[I Just Want To Read]

People can be given antipsychotics just for regular depression or anxiety, so that part isn't a big deal. The claim that he's "barely functioning" is more concerning. I assume this is Becky exaggerating as part of her whole "ooh my young femme boyfriend is sooo mentally ill and he needs his mommy (me) (but I'm a non-binary latinXXX man mommy ok)" schtick. If not, I hope this means he'll give less of a shit about pleasing Becky so we can get more great freakouts. Fingers crossed that he is one of the "zero pokerface" autists and will be unable to hide his disappointment when he gets the dumb necklace on Christmas.

It's sad that Becky doesn't love Hannah, I'm glad the rest of the family does.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Another terrifying Becky version of a thirst post, where she stares out with cold dead eyes. What a jump scare.

Project Pay Attention To Becky must not be going well, thirst post Becky is worst Becky. I cannot believe she’s so retarded she won’t put her hair up to stop hahnuh from pulling it lol asking for tips online. She def thinks her hair down is a good feature of hers.

 

[salt]

Time to Jew sperg again. This isn’t a real quote from the Talmud. It’s a bunch of different bits mushed together plus a bit of Micah? Jesus H. Christ Becky, read a real book from or about the religion you ostensibly follow.

 

[Battery Low]

One of my favorite becky quotes was when she claimed that she had to stop studying the Torah due to a lack of trigger warnings.

 

[AnOminous]

Time to Jew sperg again. This isn’t a real quote from the Talmud. It’s a bunch of different bits mushed together plus a bit of Micah? Jesus H. Christ Becky, read a real book from or about the religion you ostensibly follow.
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What the fuck, this bitch who can't be bothered to put clothes on her naked hypothermic baby, and who never did work when she nominally had a "job," preferring instead to hide under a desk wailing, is talking about work?

One of my favorite becky quotes was when she claimed that she had to stop studying the Torah due to a lack of trigger warnings.

Vile shikseh. She isn't even Jewish enough to get gassed by Hitler (he would have found other reasons though).