Mark Edward Kern / Grummz / Debbichan / foxyfighter - Former WoW Team Lead and "anti-DEI" grifter, would rather commission lesbian wrestling porn than finish a game

So, anyone think Grummz would simp for that Raid Wallet Legends if it was still popular, because of how many half naked chicks it has
 
So, anyone think Grummz would simp for that Raid Wallet Legends if it was still popular, because of how many half naked chicks it has
Come now. Do you honestly think he'd settle for anything less than Bloodline: Hero of Lithas. Remember, he doesn't play games and their ads are far more goony.
 
Also most of the replies were people posting gifs of his avatar being destroyed lol
Here's some of mine. These are slightly edgier
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The games in question have already been available in Japan for a while now, and their store pages are still up.


I think what's especially notable in this case is Death end, as the game was violent and brutal enough to be slapped with a CERO-Z rating, or Japan's equivalent to AO (18+). This same rating was also given to games like Left 4 Dead in the region. Also, for whatever reason, all four volumes of Nekopara are still available for purchase on the US eShop, despite at one point being delisted and then relisted later on.

Either way, Mark and co. have already moved on to complaining about Naughty Dog's next game with the shaven head protag.
 
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Stellar Blade already got nominated for multiple awards at The Game Awards which is already more than impressive enough so I don't know why is he sperging about some irrelevant award nobody gives a shit at some notorious game journalism website.

Woke is when purple, blue and pink colours are used. The more the colours are used, the more woke it is. Are we really reaching a point where any promotional game material which has these colours are woke now?
 
what's next can we have on this list?
Every female character that doesn't look like anime and isn't from Japan, China or South Korea. I included Japan even tho anti wokists are slowly starting to hate Japan too. Latest example is Ciri from the Witcher 4. Ironically Japanese Xitter is excited about the game but Western anti-wokist retards are bitching because she isn't hot enough even tho she looks great.

These "people" are screeching cockroaches who think they are better than their counterparts.
 
Stellar Blade already got nominated for multiple awards at The Game Awards which is already more than impressive enough so I don't know why is he sperging about some irrelevant award nobody gives a shit at some notorious game journalism website.


Woke is when purple, blue and pink colours are used. The more the colours are used, the more woke it is. Are we really reaching a point where any promotional game material which has these colours are woke now?
What's funny is the first was a reference to vice city. And that cod did it as a reference to gta6. Also? Getting mad at synthwave backgrounds because the colors are pretty is insane. Assassins creed shadows looks like shit sure. But that's an ubisoft game, the last good game they made they stole from pc players. I'm not quite sure what veilguard is about, but despite that game clearly being shit because of the troon writing written by retards who couldn't even write their own mother correctly (Seriously the mother is supposed to be disappointed and overbearing, yet every scene has her being curious and helpful, which would be fine if everyone else wasn't acting like she was being a bitch). It also is apparently a decent game for people who liked dragon age for literally any other aspect. So we have 2 decent games and 2 games that aren't put yet. 1 will probably be great because it's gta6. So we have ass ass in creed as the only potential turd. Which will be a spectacular turd smellier than any ever shat previously. But also antiwokes will use it as their gg2 era green shirt or red hair. 20 years later.
 
thats the thing with this faggot, because his 24/7 bitching people are giving a pass to cdpr on the godawful ciri redesign and the dei infested story that justifies the existence of witcher 4
 
thats the thing with this faggot, because his 24/7 bitching people are giving a pass to cdpr on the godawful ciri redesign and the dei infested story that justifies the existence of witcher 4
That is the point of Act Man's boy who cried 'woke' argument. If you dilute the word to be meaningless by claiming things that aren't woke are woke to try and make wokeness itself the problem with a piece of media. Eventually you get dustborn or dragon age veilguard where the games factually are ruined by their wokeness and nothing else and a lot of people don't believe it which is why dragon age had a pretty decent player count despite being dogshit.

IMHO I prefer savvys take though ok a lot of these movies games. Which is, "why not just make a movie instead?" Because yeah. If the game is mostly cutscenes and photoreal graphics then it's nothing you couldn't accomplish better with people in costumes and cheap set designs for far less money
 
Mark doesn't know what the state of voice chat in Helldivers 2 is because he doesn't use it. Doesn't stop him from weighing in though.

Kern, despite having been fired (at least) once before, is filled with delight that it might happen to some other people. Real champion of the working class we got here!
<cut - I'm not interested in the Gay Awards>

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"Among us" can legitimately be called an "assassin game" - doing stealth kills on the crew is literally what one side does. WTF does this ape think the game is about? Chalk up yet another game Mr. Kern has not played but feels confident to sound off about.
'Muh cultural appropriation!' - I did not think the day would come that I would hear this retarded phrase from a member of the American Right Wing.
More "Among Us" autism, this time with pictures.
Kern seems to think Nintendo buying another IP to hoard is fabulous. If this chink thinks sucking on Japanese e-peen will get him accepted as a honorary Japanese, he has a rude awakening coming.
MUH DOXXING! Look who has discovered his thread!
Drama over someone's lolsuit.
Lolsuit again. As for Wikipedia and the courts, I've seen it being both accepted and rejected, depending on the judge and jurisdiction.

Also MUH DOXXXING again.
I thought Japs hoarding IPs was a Good Thing™. Change your mind, Mark?

<Cut remaining Kern-autism>
Thank you for aggregating our daily dose of brainrot, @Random Internet Person. You are obviously a more patient man than I.

Woke is when purple, blue and pink colours are used. The more the colours are used, the more woke it is. Are we really reaching a point where any promotional game material which has these colours are woke now?
I don't know who came up with that story - many of the Grummz-type grifters seem to define "woke" as "stuff I don't like" or "having left-wing vibes".

I'm convinced that the commercial success of Fortnite, Overwatch (the first one) and Apex Legends put that colour palette on the radar for game developers who thought they had discovered the Next Big Money Maker.

IME the bright colour design scheme was most prevalent in shooters and games adjacent to this genre. Gamers actually controlled themselves and voted with their wallets, so the trash games failed.

I also think that the grifters are late to this party, as that eye-searing look is rapidly fading away to a more gritty, realistic appearance.
(Apologies for the bad puns - they were a kind of unavoidable by-product of writing about colour).

To give the devil his due, if Kern and his butt-buddies have managed to convince even some gamers to stay off the hype train, stop pre-ordering and no longer spend money like drunken sailors on new releases, that is an objectively good thing they have done.

Caveat: Just moving this spending to shit like Ember is the complete opposite.
 
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I just realized that by making this reply to point this out I am defeating The Beast himself Nero Ceaser or Nro Qsr (Nron Qsr in Greek hence the numbers 616 and 666 as n = 50 in jew). Anyway. I saw Mark played Indiana Jones but not Black Myth Wukong despite simping for BM:W for years and hating the Indiana Jones game until it came out. Considering we know he played this, Dragon Age, and Palworld. Anyone wanna bet be hasn't played Helldivers 2 or Stellar Blade because he's an Xbot pretending to like these games for views but refusing to play anything on Asian platforms?
 
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