Shuma-Gorath
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2022
Phil didn't do a live daily wrap last night. I guess he either got confirmation no tips are coming, or even Phil has a limit of how low he can go in terms of stalling, because they were always tearing him a new one during those. Too bad, it was funny seeing Phil going in circles about what he did while scanning his laptop in hopes of a hail mary.
This is baffling because aside already shitting on the game and expecting hype for it, by the time he plays it the game will already be on PC and no one will care about Phil playing the shitty vanilla version without mods, not that Phil would ever touch them unless it's a mod that turns Eve into Hulk Hogan (and even then he wouldn't be able to install it properly).
What's funny about it all is that Stellar Blade is the kind of game Phil claims he would love. It's polished, it gets updates, its combat is easy and braindead for people like Phil without much depth or difficulty and the story even though it's an Automata rip-off is ok. It's the kind of game Phil claims he wants so badly and for what is worth, it is. It's just a simple action game with an intentionally overly hot female lead, but at no point the story or characters sexualize Eve. So much for Mr. Based.
Gifting only 10 subs is the cheapest shit ever, especially after how much attention KC gave him on top of helping him redeem his image a bit. But hey at least he has flashy RGB shit that literally no one cares about because every other streamer on earth has that shit.
Forgot to add that the only reason he went to the KC chat and gave a measly 10 subs was to e-beg in hopes their whales return. This is retard by every possible measure, he legit tried to buy them back by giving 10 subs after being given thousands a few months ago and expected them to truly go back and gift them more. Not only he was stingy to the people he supposedly owes so much, he also had to ask something else. Incredible.If he had gifted them 100 subs, there was a high chance one or even multiple KC paypigs would have immediately or at his next stream returned him the favor and given him money, probably giving him more than he would have spent on them in the first place.
And he will say how grateful people should be for that, but you also know that if he ever gets around playing Stellar Blade, he will find excuses to drop it and ignore the thousands he got to even boot it up. That or he will endlessly shit on the game and then wonder why people aren't liking the playthrough.I think he'll lower the battlepass tier required for Stellar Blade if he keeps on missing his arbitrary money goal. If not outright "executive decision" it to the Backrooms, never to be seen or heard of again
This is baffling because aside already shitting on the game and expecting hype for it, by the time he plays it the game will already be on PC and no one will care about Phil playing the shitty vanilla version without mods, not that Phil would ever touch them unless it's a mod that turns Eve into Hulk Hogan (and even then he wouldn't be able to install it properly).
What's funny about it all is that Stellar Blade is the kind of game Phil claims he would love. It's polished, it gets updates, its combat is easy and braindead for people like Phil without much depth or difficulty and the story even though it's an Automata rip-off is ok. It's the kind of game Phil claims he wants so badly and for what is worth, it is. It's just a simple action game with an intentionally overly hot female lead, but at no point the story or characters sexualize Eve. So much for Mr. Based.