DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil didn't do a live daily wrap last night. I guess he either got confirmation no tips are coming, or even Phil has a limit of how low he can go in terms of stalling, because they were always tearing him a new one during those. Too bad, it was funny seeing Phil going in circles about what he did while scanning his laptop in hopes of a hail mary.

Gifting only 10 subs is the cheapest shit ever, especially after how much attention KC gave him on top of helping him redeem his image a bit. But hey at least he has flashy RGB shit that literally no one cares about because every other streamer on earth has that shit.
If he had gifted them 100 subs, there was a high chance one or even multiple KC paypigs would have immediately or at his next stream returned him the favor and given him money, probably giving him more than he would have spent on them in the first place.
Forgot to add that the only reason he went to the KC chat and gave a measly 10 subs was to e-beg in hopes their whales return. This is retard by every possible measure, he legit tried to buy them back by giving 10 subs after being given thousands a few months ago and expected them to truly go back and gift them more. Not only he was stingy to the people he supposedly owes so much, he also had to ask something else. Incredible.

I think he'll lower the battlepass tier required for Stellar Blade if he keeps on missing his arbitrary money goal. If not outright "executive decision" it to the Backrooms, never to be seen or heard of again
And he will say how grateful people should be for that, but you also know that if he ever gets around playing Stellar Blade, he will find excuses to drop it and ignore the thousands he got to even boot it up. That or he will endlessly shit on the game and then wonder why people aren't liking the playthrough.
This is baffling because aside already shitting on the game and expecting hype for it, by the time he plays it the game will already be on PC and no one will care about Phil playing the shitty vanilla version without mods, not that Phil would ever touch them unless it's a mod that turns Eve into Hulk Hogan (and even then he wouldn't be able to install it properly).

What's funny about it all is that Stellar Blade is the kind of game Phil claims he would love. It's polished, it gets updates, its combat is easy and braindead for people like Phil without much depth or difficulty and the story even though it's an Automata rip-off is ok. It's the kind of game Phil claims he wants so badly and for what is worth, it is. It's just a simple action game with an intentionally overly hot female lead, but at no point the story or characters sexualize Eve. So much for Mr. Based.
 
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Next prestream is gonna be lit.
He claims he's always busy during the days off going to the store or dump, so how is power outage at your home affecting your plans?
Unless maybe your days off are just a excuse to sit on your lazy ass and pull Hogans without doing "work".
But it's Phil, he wouldn't lie or scam his army of mongoloid rejects.

i hope his phone wasnt charged so he couldnt play champions at all
This would explain why his plans are ruined. lol
 
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Phil didn't do a live daily wrap last night. I guess he either got confirmation no tips are coming, or even Phil has a limit of how low he can go in terms of stalling, because they were always tearing him a new one during those. Too bad, it was funny seeing Phil going in circles about what he did while scanning his laptop in hopes of a hail mary.
On top of that, he was withholding tips. I don't know how long he was holding it last night, but he as at $105 for a bit. Then took a bunch of small $2 tips and memberships. Beg beg beg. Couple more $2 tips. Right as stream is ending. $45 tip.
 
Yesterday he said he will have an announcment today. Do we know what he is talking about? I bet its more lights!
Some guy named J-man has been tipping him, trying to get his attention for an interview. I wonder if that is what's going on. Either way, it'll be a nothingburger.
 
So who the hell asked for another Bloodborne run anyway? He always cries that he doesn't have time to play games he wants and can only play white hot new releases, then runs through every Fromsoft game 3 times or more getting handheld each time and looking like he hates every moment of the experience.
 
So who the hell asked for another Bloodborne run anyway? He always cries that he doesn't have time to play games he wants and can only play white hot new releases, then runs through every Fromsoft game 3 times or more getting handheld each time and looking like he hates every moment of the experience.
No one, he just needed to justify buying a ps5 pro.
I haven't been keeping up with his ongoing physical deterioration but Phil now looks like an unironic Phil Pera.

Joe Pera is an angel, and full of cool information about trees that isn't made up.
 
SmugSydePhil into DesperationSydePhil are my favorite recurring episodes
Normally I'm a DesperationSydePhil enjoyer, but the King's arc was just the gift that kept on giving with the amount of crow that was piling up on his plate. Even with Khet's help he couldn't finish all of it. It only makes the DesperationSydePhil even funnier though, especially after he blew through all the money buying a new setup that was actually donated to him.
 
So who the hell asked for another Bloodborne run anyway? He always cries that he doesn't have time to play games he wants and can only play white hot new releases, then runs through every Fromsoft game 3 times or more getting handheld each time and looking like he hates every moment of the experience.
Except Sekiro. He will never play Sekiro again so he can eternally brag that he beat the final boss in only three tries or whatever (because he looked up a guide and cheesed the fuck out of it).
 
So who the hell asked for another Bloodborne run anyway? He always cries that he doesn't have time to play games he wants and can only play white hot new releases, then runs through every Fromsoft game 3 times or more getting handheld each time and looking like he hates every moment of the experience.
No one asked him. Bloodborne to him is like the fire extingusher or fire axe behind the glass "break in case of emergency".

It worked the first time, it should work the third time too, right?
 
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Crying about 3 hours of no power... day ahf ruined!
 
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