Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Associate Rick]

i was browsing ONAforums and saw this picture posted.

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how appropriate that this fat faggot with bitch tits got one of his Internet forum names (Kempesh) from a brand of ice cream. you are not gonna tell me that he came up with that name otherwise.

Two bottles of Makers Mark in the background, he truly is a pig.

 

[Maude Snew]

Two bottles of Makers Mark in the background, he truly is a pig.

That's just part of the rage pig starter pack also featuring such things as high blood pressure and abandoning your daughter.

 

[Judge Holden]

That's just part of the rage pig starter pack also featuring such things as high blood pressure and abandoning your daughter.

Ralph actually occasionally tries to see his children and be part of their lives in some way

Just think about that for a few seconds.

The fucking gunt is a better father than Fatrick could ever dream of.

 

[AprilRains]

That's just part of the rage pig starter pack also featuring such things as high blood pressure and abandoning your daughter.

That's not true. Ethan Ralph likes Makers Mark, and

ooohhhhhhhh

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Two bottles of Makers Mark and a nearly empty wine rack.

Just about sums it up dontcha think?

 

[Maude Snew]

Ralph actually occasionally tries to see his children and be part of their lives in some way

Wrong as always, stalker. He goes to visit his son, his daughter has been completely abandoned and probably forgotten by him. She'll have to wait for his knock for the rest of her life and I'd say she's better off for it but then with her mother she's likely not.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fatrick continues to jerk his corckscrew pig dicklet to the idea of violent revolution (carried out by somebody else of course)
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In the real world, Guido Fawkes also wanted a revolution, and utterly failed and like all of his kind, was executed. Like many cows, Patrick can't separate a movie from real life. Alan Moore didn't even watch the film or want money from it.

 

[Judge Holden]

In the real world, Guido Fawkes also wanted a revolution, and utterly failed and like all of his kind, was executed. Like many cows, Patrick can't separate a movie from real life.

Ironically due entirely to angry seething over a new leader legally coming to power that he hated because of a desire to see his own brand of authoritarian despotism made law of the land

Alan Moore didn't even watch the film or want money from it.

Frankly the movie was hardly any shitter written than the original comic which was effectively just a sustained seethe about muh thatcher and muh national front (a fringe far right group in the 70s and 80s who got absurdly disproportionate media coverage and attention thanks to left wing media retards wanting to tar the tories by vague association and fearmongering about how bongland was on the verge of going full nazi) along with whacking off about how edgy and awesome anarchism was. The milquetoast "bush bad 9/11 inside job" plot of the movie atleast did not send one to fucking sleep wading through textwalls of smug moore prose, but then I am going a lil offtopic here...

...actually come to think of it did fatrick ever opine about Alan Moore?


wait.....no....

*looks down and sees bitchtits slowly form on my chest, and my pointy finger slowly rising to my forehead*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilld

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Despite my hatred for Alan Moore, he's at least a better writer than Patrick claims to be. His shit can at least be made into movies. Patricks can't even be returned to a used bookstore because no one buys them.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Fatrick continues to jerk his corckscrew pig dicklet to the idea of violent revolution (carried out by somebody else of course)
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Remember, remember, the sweet chicken tenders. Onion-powdered tater tots (he eats too much)

 

[Broadside]

i was browsing ONAforums and saw this picture posted.

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how appropriate that this fat faggot with bitch tits got one of his Internet forum names (Kempesh) from a brand of ice cream. you are not gonna tell me that he came up with that name otherwise.

I love how snapshots of Pat's older tweets show a much more extroverted and sometimes even jollier person. He's become so embittered and deranged these last few years especially, I can't even imagine what the difference must look like irl.

 

[FinnSven]

Despite my hatred for Alan Moore, he's at least a better writer than Patrick claims to be. His shit can at least be made into movies. Patricks can't even be returned to a used bookstore because no one buys them.

Leaving Fatrick’s novels as donations to charity shops is more insulting than leaving fresh bags of dog shit.

Conceivably the dog shit could be used to tan leather, Fatrick’s books don’t even make good firelighters or toilet paper.

They are probably printed on shiny paper which would just spread it around.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Using Dream Machine from LumaLabs to combine Fat Rick with Nikocado Avocado. What do you get?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Notice how he says "we" instead of "I". It was addressed to him solely. Makes it sound like he and Niki didn't swat Patrick's parents, but that one of them did.
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qZtsv

No, child. You see, stalker, part of his brain recognizes how immensely obes...

It's "we" because fatrick classes as multiple people. Beacuse he's fat.

...goddamnit.

but sign it "Yours in Christ, Lynne Robinson"

No clue why exactly, but this one of the funnier things the Pests have done, IMO.

This guy appears to be as retarded as Fatty. He babbles and says shit like swatting and they obviously don't know what that means and the dumb fuck just sounds like a lunatic instead of explaining "they put in a false police call in an attempt to provoke an armed response." He should have devoted his time instead to sucking cowboy dick, the only thing he was ever good at.

I agree with you here.

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"That's the least we can ask."

How is it that Patrick's father stayed so much skinnier than Patrick, and at a much more advanced age?

He's become so embittered and deranged these last few years especially, I can't even imagine what the difference must look like irl.

I'm no expert, but I'm willing to bet that becoming even more of a fat faggot with bitch tits, delusions of grandeur almost as big as those aforementioned tits, having to get your MiL to pay a lot of money to a man that pointed out on the Internet what a FFWBT you are, having a pill-head spouse that can't stand you, and being legitimately awful at everything you do (including lolsuits and trolling the gym for gay cock) probably isn't good for one's mental health.

 

[Chinwaa]

Therapist: Fat Sheldon from big bang theory doesn't exist, he can't child you.
Fat Sheldon:

Using Dream Machine from LumaLabs to combine Fat Rick with Nikocado Avocado. What do you get?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Call from Thomas Tomlinson dated 08/02/2022

Pat really is his father's son. That clipped 'what', the impatience, the patronizing tone, the heavy sighing. I thought there could be only one.

An interesting window into what Patrick told his family

I wonder if they know about the death threats to his daughter and his assorted court cases?

Fat faggot's dad even called the emergency line for this shit.

I missed that at the beginning - 911 for this shit? Again, we see where Pat gets his delusions of grandeur. 'Something might happen sometime in the future to me, Thomas Tomlinson, hero of the Rodeo, beloved father and proud leather boy so you cops better get to protecting me at all costs - and snap to it!'

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

 

[FinnSven]

How is it that Patrick's father stayed so much skinnier than Patrick, and at a much more advanced age?

Fatrick ate his father's share of food.

having a pill-head spouse that can't stand you,

To be fair to Fatrick, it seems that Niki does seem to like him on some level.

She looked happy enough being on the news and at the convention with him in Glasgow.
She probably tolerates him when he is not playing with his dinosaur toys, and few men would allow their spouse to be routinely farted in by black men, so perhaps in some fucked up way normal humans cannot understand, they do have a genuine love.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Fatrick ate his father's share of food.



To be fair to Fatrick, it seems that Niki does seem to like him on some level.

She looked happy enough being on the news and at the convention with him in Glasgow.
She probably tolerates him when he is not playing with his dinosaur toys, and few men would allow their spouse to be routinely farted in by black men, so perhaps in some fucked up way normal humans cannot understand, they do have a genuine love.

Niki’s story isn’t really all that unique. I think we all know or have known that one trash couple that is always either fighting each other or someone else (or both), at the center of some controversy everybody gawks at, etc. Every graduating class has at least one of those kinds of couples they secretly gawk at. A lot of people throughout the years in the thread initially sympathize with her but slowly come around to the “nah fuck her too she’s not a battered woman” position. I thought Niki was just depressed and complacent at first but after reading quasi’s story of how she tried to pull one over and nigger him out of his full payment, I figure they’re perfect for each other.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Therapist: Fat Sheldon from big bang theory doesn't exist, he can't child you.
Fat Sheldon:
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Using Dream Machine from LumaLabs to combine Fat Rick with Nikocado Avocado. What do you get?

Frank Amodeo, only infinitely less intelligent and equally less interesting.

cliffnotes bio: bipolar schizophrenic tax attorney who (“legally”) embezzled $200m from the IRS to buy a bunch of companies in an attempt to take over the world. Bought and owned a PMC ran by a former Secret Service agent who was held hostage for 9 days in the Congo in an attempt to foment a coup on orders from Amodeo. Believed he is ordained by god to be the emperor of Earth. George W allegedly told him “I like your style” after hearing about his coup attempt in the DRC. Allegedly a brilliant legal mind.

Conversely, Fatrick would only want to take over the Congo so he could have a larger supply of black men on standby to fart into Nikki’s vagina.