Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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And what is Alyssa doing in the past hour? Posting drunk selfies of herself drinking spritzs.
EDIT: And even more selfies taken from downtown.
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She is now angling her head in pictures like a transvestite. I'm going to post her pictures on reddit and ask for tips on passing man-laughing-hysterically-something-hilarious-260nw-115962778.jpgportrait-of-an-expressive-man-joking-isolated-white-background-DCE24R.jpg
 
Noticed this from the document. Does this mean Alyssa Mercante officially bigot?
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We know Alyssa is heterosexual, but it's funny to see it in a court document about a person who allegedly cares about non-binaries and other genders.
Only REAL men or REAL women.

No furfags, troons or otherwise identically impaired individuals.
 
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Noticed this from the document. Does this mean Alyssa Mercante officially bigot?
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We know Alyssa is heterosexual, but it's funny to see it in a court document about a person who allegedly cares about non-binaries and other genders.
How could he know she's bisexual anyway, how could anyone know? Shes on a jihad to make female video game characters be built like disfigured linebackers and ugly faces. I've never seen her kiss a girl, never seen her make talk about a girl in sexual manner (LOTS of men though) her whole life and lawsuit is a LARP
 
And what is Alyssa doing in the past hour? Posting drunk selfies of herself drinking spritzs.
EDIT: And even more selfies taken from downtown.
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The way she posts these, like she's having a good time, is very reminiscent of Jake James Lugo the DSP orbiter. everyone in the background just wondering why this grown woman is taking these "you look good" cope selfies. Just lurking around the bar by herself.
 
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Guys I’ll take one for the team… I can fix her.
She looks like Bella Janke.
And what is Alyssa doing in the past hour? Posting drunk selfies of herself drinking spritzs.
EDIT: And even more selfies taken from downtown.
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Every time I think she cannot get trashier, she proves me wrong.
 
The way she posts these, like she's having a good time, is very reminiscent of Jake James Lugo the DSP orbiter. everyone in the background just wondering why this grown woman is taking these "you look good" cope selfies. Just lurking around the bar by herself.
Yeah she recently had a video she posted of her literally crying at all the kiwi comments she sees here and how she doesn't want us to see her weak, so you can probably assume that about selfie 6 she is probably coping super hard and refreshing Jeffs givesendgo or reading every mean twitter reply.
 
Potentially Criminal is going over the lolsuit live if anyone wants a breakdown by a practicing lawyer

Only skipped through it, but he pointed out something interesting which is that Alyssa was fired (for antisemitism) after Destiny came after her, not SmashJT. She admits as much in the document and just accuses SmashJT of "amplifying" Destiny's claims. Given the relative size of their audiences, it's far more likely that the people who contacted Kotaku and got Alyssa fired (for antisemitism) were Destiny fans, not SmashJT fans.

So... why not go after Destiny? Why go after the tiny YouTuber who just made a reaction video to Destiny dunking on you?

(The answer, I assume, is that she's too scared to go after anyone big, and thought the small normie YouTuber with the wife and kids was an easy target)

Another thing I hadn't noticed is Kotaku buying out her contract. Presumably this means Alyssa might have received a decent lump sum after they fired her (for antisemitism)? Maybe she spent that all on her lawyers, and Jeremy and the other guy are not doing it for free after all. I hope this is true because it would be extremely funny.
 
The worst part of her appearance is that shit eating grin she has if you ask me.
Actually the worst part of her appearance is the lack of a paper bag over her entire fucking face.

I don't really know SmashJT, but I do hope he and Ron Coleman nuke this petty vindictive cunt and her retarded lawyers into orbit.
 
The worst part of her appearance is that shit eating grin she has if you ask me.
I keep wanting her to get into one of these actual fights she pretends to want and watch that dumbass duck lip get split the fuck open. I want a new dictionary photo listing for 'deviated septum'.
Look at that scowl, that manjaw, and of course her last name. These lolyers are just begging to get their shit wrecked here.
You know I'll give it up for Kim Sexler here. I don't know if it's just being in the proximity of Mercunte but I swear she can elevate any woman around her by at least 5 points. Maybe it's just a woman that looks actually kind of mature and professional does a lot more than Mercunte's BPD side hoe look (plus not being built like an Auschwitz prisoner helps; Alyssa is so bony).

I guess the lesson is to not look like an anemic whore who sucked a dozen cocks on her way out of the cancer ward.
 
Only skipped through it, but he pointed out something interesting which is that Alyssa was fired (for antisemitism) after Destiny came after her, not SmashJT. She admits as much in the document and just accuses SmashJT of "amplifying" Destiny's claims. Given the relative size of their audiences, it's far more likely that the people who contacted Kotaku and got Alyssa fired (for antisemitism) were Destiny fans, not SmashJT fans.

So... why not go after Destiny? Why go after the tiny YouTuber who just made a reaction video to Destiny dunking on you?

(The answer, I assume, is that she's too scared to go after anyone big, and thought the small normie YouTuber with the wife and kids was an easy target)

Another thing I hadn't noticed is Kotaku buying out her contract. Presumably this means Alyssa might have received a decent lump sum after they fired her (for antisemitism)? Maybe she spent that all on her lawyers, and Jeremy and the other guy are not doing it for free after all. I hope this is true because it would be extremely funny.
Im going to rewatch JT's videos on the hasan thing later , but I've already scoured his X account and I really think she just assumed he called her an anti semite because at this point im almost positive it never happened and he just mocked her for getting rejected
In case what Nick Calandra said.
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Liana Ruppert butt-kissing Alyssa Mercante.
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Then you got Alyssa telling people to "Get a life".
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I believe this guy
 
Idk who these losers are, but while the fat guy looks like he's in simp heaven, Jamal doesn't seem to be enjoying our girl L-yssa's company. Lmao.

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He's figuring out where the stench of rotting mackerel is coming from.
How could he know she's bisexual anyway, how could anyone know? Shes on a jihad to make female video game characters be built like disfigured linebackers and ugly faces.
Nice putting a blatant lie in the initial filing. She's alleging he's psychic. Absolutely nobody thought this bitch was anything other than the cocksucking cumdumpster gutter slut she is and presents as.
 
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I meant to post this in the Vara Dark thread, but surprisingly there is no Vara Dark thread. So I'll post it here since it also involves Alyssa.

So now that Vara is threatening to leak DM's/correspondence with her former "friends" , I can't help but remember when she publicly challenged Alyssa Mercante to a fight, and then backed down when Alyssa in DM's - only to lie & pretend that Alyssa never accepted the challenge. You would think that would have destroyed her credibility. The fact this fat bitch thought she stood a chance against a woman who spends hours every day in the gym, and whose arms looks like this from all those workouts, shows what an unserious clown she is.
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Though in all honesty, has anyone else noticed how so many of the most "SJW" women in gaming are complete muscle mommies? There is Alyssa Mercante, Jennifer Scheurle, and KittyBit Gaming:
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