DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Big Brown Schlub said:
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Crying about 3 hours of no power... day ahf ruined!
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He truly cannot function without having internet or electricity in general. You would think they would use the downtime to go out and touch grass or spend time together playing board game or such. Very telling that he didn't say that he spent time with fat Khet doing X activities. So much for a matuur adult.
 
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EDIT: It's a parody account! Although this post is very Phil-like and funny imo.
DSP Cries - "Nothing ever goes right for me" (X/A)
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Big Brown Schlub said:
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Crying about 3 hours of no power... day ahf ruined!
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"The Day Off" could be called "Infantilism Day," where he feels entitled to a day with Mommy of leisurely shopping and Friendly's Ice Cream (I think that's the lore, he used to go to Friendly's [a greasy diner with tacky branding] with his mom). And then on stream he hypes it up as a Herculean mature adult event. Also a bunch of times (probably in 2023 or early 2024) he said he goes alone and Kat stays home...? I wonder how much that still happens. Current Mom is not even as reliable as original Mom!!

P.S. That's kind of fucked up that he ditched his real mom and found got a new mom. Is it really all over the Wolverine figure and highway accident beef?
 
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Drama Trauma said:
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I really fucking hate his use of FULL. This faggot maybe had to drive for an hour max.
And why the fuck does he need to cancel all of that to stay home to make sure the electric comes back? This isn't Russia, the power will come back by the end of the day unless an ice storm wiped out all the power lines.
He was ecstatic that he had an excuse to both stay at home and be a victim.
F you power company, do you want me to run your company for you?
 
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Cardinal Cardinal said:
I really fucking hate his use of FULL. This faggot maybe had to drive for an hour max.
And why the fuck does he need to cancel all of that to stay home to make sure the electric comes back? This isn't Russia, the power will come back by the end of the day unless an ice storm wiped out all the power lines.
He was ecstatic that he had an excuse to both stay at home and be a victim.
F you power company, do you want me to run your company for you?
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My man... that's a parody account... still I wouldn't be surprised if he said any of the things in that xeet verbatim during today's copecast.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
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"Now I have to stay home to make sure it comes back on."

What the fuck is staying home gonna do about it? It comes back on when it comes back on, there's nothing DSP could personally do to speed that up. In fact, the power going out is a great excuse to go the fuck outside if it's out in your area but not others.

Also how fucking dare the power company not stop the weather from fucking up the transmission lines specifically to fuck with DSP and no one else.

Missed it wasn't actually Phil.


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But why would Phil, who is incredibly busy and spends his entire day off running errands like going to the dump, going to the grocery store, obtaining "pet supplies," going to the hairdresser together with his wife, and other mysterious unspecified appointments which are definitely not completely made up to make him seem busier, be bothered by a few hours of power outage at his home? I I hope someone suggests to Phil that he invest in a portable backup generator in case a catastrophe like this happens again. Look, they're only $200 a month for five months, what a steal!

And it's only three hours, read a book or spend some time with your wife you fucking baby.
 
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Cucktry Roads said:
Some guy named J-man has been tipping him, trying to get his attention for an interview. I wonder if that is what's going on. Either way, it'll be a nothingburger.
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I don’t know why he wants to interview Phil. Phil most likely won’t stop talking about how great he is and THE BAD TROLLS! It’s going to be so bland
 
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Balr0g said:
You mean all 2? Because the current dislike count sits at 2
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It was originally MUCH higher. It was probably because it was queued for release.

BlockedByDaylight said:
I think it's funny how Phil talks about hating YouTubers who start their videos with ads and then makes the featured video on his channel an ad for his new goal system. We call that a huge contradiction, Phil.

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Dear sweet fuck, the compression makes him look even more horrifying with that fake-as-fuck smile.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
I don’t know why he wants to interview Phil. Phil most likely won’t stop talking about how great he is and THE BAD TROLLS! It’s going to be so bland
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And when it comes to the big bad documentary on Joon's channel he will call it a nothingburger. Nevermind the fact that the combined views are over 1 million by now and the vast majority of comments ios simply shitting on him
 
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PieceofShet said:
Yesterday he said he will have an announcment today. Do we know what he is talking about? I bet its more lights!
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It's just dramabait
SlushFiend said:
He claims he's always busy during the days off going to the store or dump, so how is power outage at your home affecting your plans?
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I would guess he doesn't know how to release the garage door opener or isn't strong enough to do it.
Big Brown Schlub said:
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more drama posting about your personal life Phail?
 
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