Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Lol, this is so sad. They were just gay, they didn't need to chop their dick off.

Who is they? It's only one man.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Who is they? It's only one man.

They as in that gay ass nigga over there. You know what I mean.

 

[Syikeblade]

I love the loophole of if it doesn't feel gay then it's not gay they think they have.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/LwDaxwNC4d

 

[grenouille crétine]

The transphobia of my mirror.

Some of them probably look in the mirror and think "long hair = woman".

I love the loophole of if it doesn't feel gay then it's not gay they think they have.

Troons would view this as “affirming” and just jack off to the pictures endlessly, but it would be somewhat amusing to edit their pictures to actually look female, just to emphasize the impossibility of passing and how dismally poor their understanding of sexual dimorphism is. The HSTSs would probably be more bothered instead of euphoric and they’re the ones that tend to be cleaner, but I subscribe to the idea that HSTSs still have AGP tendencies akin to drag queens so it’s not completely cut-and-dry [SRS jerky joke].

Regardless, they’re all so obviously male! Shrink the skull/hands/feet, completely change the face and jaw structure, alter the hairline, narrow the clavicles and shoulders, alter the hip and leg attachment, literally everything… the filthy goblins are great, but imo it’s funnier when it’s one who’s put in effort to be relatively groomed and yet still utterly fails. Hunter Schaefer does not pass and he’s the best they’ve got. If you think the likes of Robbie “Blaire” White passes you are male and/or have some form of visual impairment.

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[Sean Andalou]

I love the loophole of if it doesn't feel gay then it's not gay they think they have.

The funny part about the "is it gay" discussion is the implicit assumption by all that being gay is bad.
So the troon cult goes against the original point of gay rights as well as women's rights.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Since when has Ron Swanson been a tranny?

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

This is only tangentially related but it reminds me a lot of how Feminism/Body Positivity has gaslit morbidly obese women into believing they're hot shit, only for them to find out that nobody wants to fuck them (outside of degenerate fetishists). I've seen the effects of this first-hand and it's mechanically very similar to trannies being confused as to why no one wants to date them:

Spoiler: off topic

I love posts like these which are generally agreeable but have one butthurt landwhale feeling called out and neg rating it.

 

[crazedaze]

Spoiler: off topic

I love posts like these which are generally agreeable but have one butthurt landwhale feeling called out and neg rating it.

I love how moids who don't know what feminism is need to shit on feminism in every thread and every woman who doesn't suck dumb moid dicks must be fat also LOVE when fragile moids whine about reddit karma lol
Eta CAME STRAIGHT OVER TO PROFILE POST AND CRY SOME MORE LMAOOOO kiwimoids, never change!

 

[Gondolindrim]

This is only tangentially related but it reminds me a lot of how Feminism/Body Positivity has gaslit morbidly obese women into believing they're hot shit, only for them to find out that nobody wants to fuck them (outside of degenerate fetishists). I've seen the effects of this first-hand and it's mechanically very similar to trannies being confused as to why no one wants to date them:

Honestly, I don't think that's very common. Fat women are one of the most shit on groups in America, just because there are TV commericals saying it's okay doesn't really change that. People just naturally don't like fat people, it's honestly fascinating how universal that opinion seems to be even among other fats.

 

[TheSunSets]

Who is they? It's only one man.

All of them.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

We got a kitty, she is very small and cute but when we first got her we though she was a boy. After we took her to the vet we were informed she was a girl, my grandma immediately started using female pronouns for her, like literally during the vet visit she was able to switch pronouns for the cat on the fly but apparently “it takes time” when I come out. Even after six months my grandma makes no effort to use my preferred pronouns and says stuff like “you’ll always be my grandson.” Why are old people like this?

How can somebody have taken the time to type this story out and not realise it makes their ideology sound completely insane and their position completely incoherent?

i) Your family was mistaken about the cat's sex when you first got her, not the cat's 'gender'. Your family was not mistaken about your sex at birth.

ii) When the truth about your cat's sex was revealed, your grandmother naturally and easily changed her language to reflect it. Feminine pronouns, in English, are used for females across the animal kingdom.

iii) Your grandmother uses masculine pronouns for you because she knows your sex to be male.

You ask 'why are old people like this'. I have a question for you: why are young people like this?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This tranny is quitting testosterone, for the funniest fuckin' reason.

PreserveTube

Spoiler: SPOILER!

That nigga's balding LMAOO

>stopping after 7 years
What a coincidence that she's stopping at that magic regret year.
>zero regrets
>I don't regret it
>I DON'T REGRET IT
Something tells me that she regrets it.
>testosterone changed my body enough and I like the changes so I stopped
>"hormones are a choose your own adventure"
>"you can go to your doctor and do all sorts of wacky things to your hormones"
I have a hunch that the health complications from this are going to completely blindside her.
>I got what I wanted like a deeper voice, more body and facial hair, a [t-dick]
>says she got a hysterectomy a year ago
>she is currently 23 years old

Her dumb ass is going to get dementia in her early 40s or maybe even earlier.

 

[crazedaze]

>"hormones are a choose your own adventure"

This part. "I wanted to fuck with my hormones, so I did"
R E T A R D E D
Why do you need T if you're NON BINARY

 

[CryptoHermit]

Pooners anxious about their height always gets a laugh out me, sorry that you realised being a manlet is hard. From r/ftm. 5' tall at 17, and pre T, guys am I cooked? - Archive lolol

I've already come out to a lot of my friends and family a long time ago, but now that I'm getting older i've started thinking more seriously about taking T. I'm 17 years old, and still very petite because various deficiencies and a horribly low appetite, and as a dumb kid who cares about what everyone thinks, I'm worried I'm going to be SUPER short and gangly looking for the rest of my life... My biggest concern is just never being taken seriously, and also dating, I've always looked super young for my age, and I struggle with being taken seriously NOW..
I know I probably around like an insecure moron but I don't want to deal with that forever, what do I DO???

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[Vampirella]

I only knew one guy under 5 foot and he was a legit midget that was like 4 something. Where are they finding all these men under 5 foot.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Pooners anxious about their height always gets a laugh out me, sorry that you realised being a manlet is hard. From r/ftm. 5' tall at 17, and pre T, guys am I cooked? - Archive lolol

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My god, the delusionista gold.

"A cis man will almost never be questioned or mistaken for a woman because he's short". Correct! It's almost as if women pretending to be men are not men?!

"I'm 5'4" and 30-40% of men I meet are my height or shorter"

"Plenty of men both cis and trans are 5' and are seen as men. I am one of them. Stealth full time".

Also, you can't be both 'super short' and 'gangly' at the same time, you utter moron. Gangly means skinny, tall and long-limbed. If you were tall and long-limbed you wouldn't be super short.

I think any pooner considering T and transitioning should visit one of the 'short king' subreddits where short men--actual men--kvetch about how being short and society's utter hostility to short men makes them suicidal.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Pooners anxious about their height always gets a laugh out me, sorry that you realised being a manlet is hard. From r/ftm. 5' tall at 17, and pre T, guys am I cooked? - Archive lolol

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Sure there are men who are below 5ft tall who pass as men, but that's because they're men.

Doods- when it comes to passing as a man, height has absolutely nothing to do with it. Actually being a man does, though. Nobody's mistaking Peter Dinklage or Verne Troyer for women just because they're short. Height is a beneficial and desirable characteristic, but not one that is essential to being male. It wouldn't matter if you were taller than Shaq- at the end of the day you're still a woman.

 

[Paper Machete]

Being tall isn't a marker for being a man. It's just seen as an attractive and desirable trait. Like how having big naturals is seen as desirable for women but it's a desirable trait on women--it's not what makes someone one. The funniest thing about pooners always sighing about their height is that it goes to show how what they think makes a man is just a collection of memes and stereotypes that they mistakenly think are supposed to be inherent to any good LARP.

 

[PetiteFeet]

This part. "I wanted to fuck with my hormones, so I did"
R E T A R D E D
Why do you need T if you're NON BINARY

Because according to the keepers of the gender binary (unironically trannies) women don't have beards and men do, so growing a beard as a woman while still presenting with other feminine features = breaking the binary, thus non-binary.
There used to be a point where androgyny was a bold way to express yourself. A man like David Bowie and a woman like Tilda Swinton are both considered androgynous, the key difference is David Bowie broke gender norms by dressing like an eccentric faggot while also being straight. Tilda Swinton was always a skinny, fae-like woman with high cheek bones but before she was cast as Gabriel in Constantine, I don't think anyone considered her particularly androgynous or breaking gender norms and I think she's only actually been cast as men twice, the second being in Doctor Strange (and for that role she was met with criticism because she's not asian).

But that's not what enbies want. They want to be hairy, ugly women with deep voices because it's a different kind of androgyny that only other TQ+ people find attractive.

 

[Narinder]

They as in that gay ass nigga over there. You know what I mean.

One of the biggest things that trannies and NB wannabe's have ruined for us the "singular they." We've been using it for 800 goddamn years and now if someone uses it, people think you're a tranny loving nigger.

I mean, that on top of everything else they've ruined.