Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%

  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%

  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%

  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%
  • Total voters
    1,790
A Very Big Fish said:
Especially since then you'll miss him rigging your apartment to be a fucking kill zone with Garrus or waxing philosophical about abstract art and hitting on Samara in the Citadel dlc in ME3.
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"So, I've rigged up your hot tub so that when another evil clone tries to use it, bam, flash cooks him."
"And how would you detect it was a clone?"
"Well, it checks for DNA..."
"You mean my DNA?"
"Uh... whoops, hey Garrus no go on the coffee maker, but I've got another idea..."
 
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Prophetic Spirit said:
It's ironic how Hardin in Inqusition had boobs.
Now there's nothing. Wtf.
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Apparently some evil magic was woven upon all of Thedas so that no woman can have breasts larger than a B cup or an ass that even achieves a handful. My male player character had larger pecs than the breasts of all the women in Thedas.

This is the true tragedy, the destruction of the veil pales in comparison.
 
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Ishtar said:
Elves were spirits
Elves fought the titans
Dwarves were shattered like a fetus ripped from its mother.
Solas, and the Evanuris really are responsible for basically everything bad in Thedas.
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It's kind of lame for elves to be the reason everything went to shit. I found the sort of nebulous origin of the Darkspawn and the old gods more compelling.
 
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Deus Exica said:
I found the sort of nebulous origin of the Darkspawn and the old gods more compelling.
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I agree. All of these lore reveals have only really diminished the setting's mystery and future games (🌈) will need to keep track of and account for them, so as to not break established canon.
I hate it when creation myth-type events are explained in detail, even more so when it's from a first-hand account, because a lot of the mystique is lost; and with it, most players lose the incentive to create theories which piece together what happened, based on incomplete in-game information.
 
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
Apparently some evil magic was woven upon all of Thedas so that no woman can have breasts larger than a B cup or an ass that even achieves a handful. My male player character had larger pecs than the breasts of all the women in Thedas.

This is the true tragedy, the destruction of the veil pales in comparison.
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Kali-ma forgive my curse of prophecy:

Mola Ram said:
Veilguard, the game with both a shortstack and a muscle mommy and somehow managed to make both of them completely unappealing to the point of nauseating.
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Deus Exica said:
It's kind of lame for elves to be the reason everything went to shit. I found the sort of nebulous origin of the Darkspawn and the old gods more compelling.
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The Old gods being horcruxes was disappointing yeah.

The elf stuff on the other hand was telegraphed hard in Trespasser. I agree though most of the setting's mysteries have been definitively answered.

Which is a great way btw to destroy any interest that remained.
 
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Ishtar said:
The Old gods being horcruxes was disappointing yeah.

The elf stuff on the other hand was telegraphed hard in Trespasser. I agree though most of the setting's mysteries have been definitively answered.

Which is a great way btw to destroy any interest that remained.
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hopefully when bioware goes bust and has to sell off their IP's the next studio can pull a disney and decide to make a new canon "trannyguard is now no longer canon"
 
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Keep hoping, EA hasn’t taken them out back yet.
 
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Why do you need a mod to see Harding's moobs?

I swear I remember back when Bioware were frantically trying to market this game as a totally dark and mature experience one of the things they claimed was that it was going to have full frontal nudity like Baldur's Gate 3.

Did that end up not making it into the game?

If so probably for the best.
 
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Jace on ice said:
Why do you need a mod to see Harding's moobs?

I swear I remember back when Bioware were frantically trying to market this game as a totally dark and mature experience one of the things they claimed was that it was going to have full frontal nudity like Baldur's Gate 3.

Did that end up not making it into the game?

If so probably for the best.
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You can see some really sad titties in the character creator and they look just like mtf tits..so very tiny moobs
 
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