Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 100 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.2%

  • Total voters
    396
Ok, relax AM.

Nick has a mouth and must scream constantly.
He was referencing the NES friday the thirteenth game.

Re: Celeste Rekietas eyes. I dont think she is a crazy lady, Ive known many older women who as they got older just seem to have tighter facial skin and when they cut their bangs it makes them look that way.

Its like some sort of modern cave lady look and they often seem to have bulging eyes like Celeste but theyre normal nice old ladies.
 
Devin was her boyfriend before Aaron. During this period she presented as sweet, genuine and authentic.

As I've previously noted, during this period she posted almost frantically about her Vegas wedding. As for selfies, they shift to more sexy, sometimes lonely and performatively pensive as if she was playing a fierce, hot, sexy married woman (or something).

Conclusion:
  • She wasn't always a sad and desperate person. The Internet + drugs + men + (probably) depression reveal a sad descent.
  • The Simpcast issue is usually ignored but that period demonstrates a sharp shift in April's unraveling.
  • Aaron has spoken at length about his mistakes with April. They seem on point: She should never have been on STMS. She couldn't handle the Internet blowback.
This genuinely makes me a little sad. I hate to see a woman ruin her life because of Internet fame + bad choices with men. I've known a few women IRL who have made horrific choices in men and have had their lives fucked up (thankfully, not permanently). It wasn't in April's future to end up as a crackwhore for a 40+ year old burnt-out cuck coomer non-practicing lawyer.

I'm gonna get called a fag for writing this, but I will anyway: April, you're not reading this, but if you are, it's never too late to turn your life around. Flee! Run away! You have nothing to lose by leaving but everything to gain.
 
420k? Who is this retard? Obviously the buyer never did a walk-through
Depending on the county it could take some time since Zillow and these sites get most of their data from scrapping the county assessor database which lists the sale price of home and their assessed value for tax purposed. When the house was purchase in 2009 they bought it for $279k. Currently it is assessed at a total market value of $414.5k with $409.3k being the taxable value. As far as I am aware that $409.3k is the lowest a person would want to go when selling that house. Anything above the purchase price plus 20% to 30% of the sales price will be profit (the 20% to 30% sale price is a guess at the realtor's commission). The goal in home value and sale is to get the lowest taxable assessment (so you pay the least in property taxes) with the highest possible sale price. Though these are guidelines for property sales in suburban and urban areas with a steady demand. Either way once the sale is finalized and filed the county assessor pay will update showing the sale price for the home.
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Nick Rekieta turns 43 today.

Two years ago today Nick Rekieta celebrated his birthday at the Minneapolis gay bar Gay 90s, where Nick and his wife were caught on tape in the background of a Snapchat video talking with another man, with Kayla telling the unnamed and unseen hunk that Nick Rekieta, who turned 41 that day, had turned 41 that day.



The next day, Saturday December 17, Rekieta would return to the same gay bar for an underwear party. Rekieta admitted in his Locals chat that his wife attempted to emasculate him by pressuring him to "wear a thong to the underwear party that matched her underwear".

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When Rekieta returned to his show the following week, he admitted he had done MDMA over the weekend to an extent where he was still feeling the after-effects days later, but implied in the same stream it was okay because he wasn't doing drugs every day. This was the same stream where Rekieta rued that his wife's body had been "destroyed" for "thirteen, MINIMUM, thirteen years" by pregnancy (clip in linked post).



The next month, in January 2023, Rekieta complained that "people have this misconception" that he does "a bunch of drugs", saying they were freaking out over Nick relating "the few times ever in [his] life that [he] tried drugs out", insisting that he didn't do drugs "anywhere near like, real duties, like taking care of kids. I'm not gonna have any of that shit at home. That's crazy."


Two years and over 6,500 pages on Kiwi Farms later, a lot has changed.

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Nick Rekieta is celebrating his 43rd birthday by having to accept an offer on his second home, the one where he has put up his girlfriend, which is now pending sale.

While April Imholte may have to leave, at least Nick will still have his wife, whose body he described as "destroyed" and who Aaron Imholte claims told him that he was her "soulmate".

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Tomorrow, on December 17, the two year anniversary of Nick Rekieta going with his wife to an underwear party at the Gay 90s gay bar while on MDMA, which he insisted was okay because at least he wasn't doing drugs every day, Nick has a settlement conference in his felony drug possession case. Rekieta is charged with having a massive quantity of hard drugs in his home - something he insisted he would never do, admitting it would be "crazy" to have drugs in his home because of the nearby presence of his kids.

Based on his public statements and the overwhelming evidence against him, Rekieta is widely anticipated to accept a plea agreement tomorrow, though he was able to snatch a brief continuance the last time around.

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Assuming he does indicate his intent to plea guilty tomorrow, the Rekieta content well appears mostly dried up. The remaining points of interest appear to be loose ends from Nick Rekieta's 2 years of drug-fueled debauchery and total insanity: a trial scheduled for December 2025 for his alleged defamation of an elderly fringe streamer, Montagraph, and the possibility of Rekieta receiving additional charges related to his statements indicating knowledge of Aaron Imholte's private communications and browser history, knowledge which Rekieta could only have obtained by illicitly accessing Aaron's Internet account(s).

It's unclear to me whether Rekieta will ever stream again. He hasn't been on YouTube since August of this year, nearly 4 months, having streamed an average of 1.25 times per week in the 3 months prior on his obstensibly "every weeknight" show.
 
I'm still hoping (someday) for the battle of Aaron's lawn. Nick vs. Aaron with the girls sitting in the car cheering Nick on. In a perfect world Ralph would be there to cheer Nick on as well. Nick probably wins with a roundhouse kick to the balls after Aaron being distracted by Kayla. Aaron, would be wearing boxing gloves, but no cup.
And then Jim arrives on a chariot of fire with loudspeakers proclaiming "BE NOT AFRAID"
 
For Nick's birthday celebration today, I think he should take the debauchery to the public on his own terms by going outside to all the biggest prominent and public spaces, take a megaphone with him and then educate the general public about his love for the Balldo and mix in some new, funny and weird kinks he has.

As him and April enjoyed educating the children with the TMI sex talks that they admitted to, I think it would be again, funny and weird, for him to commit some more crimes and try and talk about sexual activities to more children in MN. Hell, invite Melton down to join in. I think he'd love to join in on that. Make sure you send him more Superchats so he can afford to travel there first though k.

Unhappy Birthday Nick
You skeletol wimpy little bastard
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  • She wasn't always a sad and desperate person. The Internet + drugs + men + (probably) depression reveal a sad descent.
  • The Simpcast issue is usually ignored but that period demonstrates a sharp shift in April's unraveling.
  • Aaron has spoken at length about his mistakes with April. They seem on point: She should never have been on STMS. She couldn't handle the Internet blowback.

I think that is overly generous. She looked better early on, but I don't think she was better. She never built a life for herself. She monkey-branched from guy to guy until she became a coke whore. The other way to interpret her issues with STMS is that is she a lazy ho who just doesn't want to work. For all her talk about her fragile internet feelings, she is now crawling on her knees for Melton and doing chats suggesting she & Nick are going to visit him. If she respected herself at all, she couldn't do that.

If she had sense or self-respect or much of anything going for her, she would have run from Nick when the charges came down. But rather than do that, she decided to degrade herself all the way down for Nick because IMO she has no interest in supporting herself or going back to work. I'm sure Nick will probably eventually convince her to get on onlyfans or worse. In appearance alone, she is already on the way to turning into the trailer trash ghetto whore of Nick's dreams complete with bottled tobacco scent.

Every one of these four people's core problem is not wanting to be an adult and refusing to work like a normal person to support themselves. That includes you specifically Aaron.
 
He was referencing the NES friday the thirteenth game.

Re: Celeste Rekietas eyes. I dont think she is a crazy lady, Ive known many older women who as they got older just seem to have tighter facial skin and when they cut their bangs it makes them look that way.

Its like some sort of modern cave lady look and they often seem to have bulging eyes like Celeste but theyre normal nice old ladies.
Wrong! Skin doesn't get tighter with age it only gets looser due to decreased collagen and elastin production, and I'm sure she gets regular Botox injections with her money anyway. I have no doubt in my mind she's the queen narcissist of the Rekieta family that permanently stunted little Nicky's emotional growth, and caused him to be an insipid NPD. What I know about his dad Bob is that he comes across as the subservient "Yes Dear" type husband. Either for the fortune fueled comfortable lifestyle, or he's just been buck broken by that bug eyed witch.
 
This was the same stream where Rekieta rued that his wife's body had been "destroyed" for "thirteen, MINIMUM, thirteen years" by pregnancy (clip in linked post).
That was during the gay Jamaican cuck shirt era where he wore a gay wife-beater shirt with Jamaican colors on it to advertise his preference for black cocks and wife-beating.

Has he worn that gay cuck shirt since it appeared on his seething mugshot picture?
 
It's unclear to me whether Rekieta will ever stream again. He hasn't been on YouTube since August of this year, nearly 4 months, having streamed an average of 1.25 times per week in the 3 months prior on his obstensibly "every weeknight" show.
If he takes a plea, he's essentially acknowledging the death of his reputation and his career, confirming what people think of him, and doing what he's fought so hard against doing. Even though I know it's most likely, I can't actually imagine Nick doing it.
 
It's unclear to me whether Rekieta will ever stream again. He hasn't been on YouTube since August of this year, nearly 4 months, having streamed an average of 1.25 times per week in the 3 months prior on his obstensibly "every weeknight" show.
He'll try until he realizes thst taking a plea deal doesn't magically exonerate him in the eyes of the public and then he'll do it occasionally and then probably never again
 
Every one of these four people's core problem is not wanting to be an adult and refusing to work like a normal person to support themselves. That includes you specifically Aaron.
Aaron would probably be a happier and wealthier person if he got into working on roads and sidewalks and shit for the county.
 
Happy Birthday Nick - remember, it might be your last you get to celebrate at home for a while!
Hope you will soon get your wish of getting shanked by a Based Jamaican Bull after you try and drop the soap in front of him.
tips Top Hat as required under §88 Subsection 14 of Mutt's Law
 
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