Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
Someone was filming the whole event, and while she was going on about a lot of the tables, she gave a courtesy glance over towards Sarah and was silent until she moved onto the others. Considering that this is the south, they have to be polite to the tard with the occasional "oh bless her heart".

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Apparently this happened. Although there is hilarity to it looking like a flaccid phallic object. Just like her stomach penis.
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I doubt someone was trolling her, but I don't doubt she felt the need to call the cops because someone told her not to hump the table in Whataburger and she had a hissy fit and broke her toy.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
Someone was filming the whole event, and while she was going on about a lot of the tables, she gave a courtesy glance over towards Sarah and was silent until she moved onto the others. Considering that this is the south, they have to be polite to the tard with the occasional "oh bless her heart".

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Apparently this happened. Although there is hilarity to it looking like a flaccid phallic object. Just like her stomach penis.
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... she HAD to call the police, because she tard raged so hard at the Krampus Festival that she ruined her own stupid cosplay toy? And she decided this tard rage was a "panic attack" because people have eyes can can see she is female?

She's lucky she didn't get a night in jail for disorderly conduct. The police are probably very familiar with both Sarah and Debbie.
 
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multiverse said:
... she HAD to call the police, because she tard raged so hard at the Krampus Festival that she ruined her own stupid cosplay toy? And she decided this tard rage was a "panic attack" because people have eyes can can see she is female?

She's lucky she didn't get a night in jail for disorderly conduct. The police are probably very familiar with both Sarah and Debbie.
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She mentioned previously that she'd been punching the fence and her car dashboard. So now she'd moved on to breaking her toys. I can't imagine the spectacle she made of herself. She doesn't mention what this "trolling" was. But I feel bad for the officers who had to respond to this nonsense only to see a 39 year old woman in cosplay tard raging in a park.

I wonder what this cruelty she was having a heart attack over was? Being ma'am'd? People being naturally weirded out by seeing her? Maybe some local saw this thread and thought they'd shout "Hey Pixyteri!". We may never know. But given how much she overblows things it could have been so minor a normal person would have shrugged it off.

And now her keyblade looks like a sad, impotent penis. Good thing she made $120 selling art before tarding out. Now she can get that void gear instead of paying her debts, buying a bed frame or taking care of her poor old cat.

I was thinking since it's cheapo plastic she might be able to straighten it back out by applying heat. But she's too dumb to think of that.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I mean, it looks like it could just be bent back?
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It's already bent so it wouldn't matter much if it broke completely. It's worth a try. If it breaks then it breaks. At least she can just take off the charm and keep it as a spare. But she wants to keep the bent keyblade for the memories. Like she needs anymore crap piled up in her room. :roll:
 
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stingray said:
Fat people just shouldn't cosplay unless they're cosplaying a character who is fat. I mean, I'm not gonna stop them, but don't cry when people grill you when you post that shit on the Internet. Even good cosplayers are probably roasted in the comments sometimes. Half of the time, you can't even tell who it is they're cosplaying, because their fatass body looks retarded in whatever ill-fitting costume they're wearing. This is not just limited to Pixy.

Are there any new FB posts from her about this event? I saw pictures of Xion in the thread earlier and I didn't even put it together that that was who she was cosplaying because she looks retarded and lumpy in that glossy black trench coat. You could've told me she was cosplaying Edna Mode from The Incredibles and I'd probably just be like, "oh, right, okay. I guess." lol
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So you're saying Pixy's next cosplay should be Peter Griffin? That might actually work.
 
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Dysnomia said:
She says she made $120. She's got a broken bed frame, a cat that needs a checkup and mounds of credit card debt. What will she spend her money on? 🤔

This was her highly anticipated Organization XIII Vanitas she was going on about earlier. I guess this was where she planned to wear it. Supposedly we've got a photoshoot incoming. So prepare for poopin'.

Anyway, she looks absolutely massive here. Not to mention decades older than 39. She's got real stomach balls to go out in public like that.


I don't think it even crossed her mind that she looks like Xion after years of gorging on sea salt ice cream. The wig is so poorly styled that it's not even close to Vanitas.

Here she is with Krampus. She has no idea why she got ma'am'd since she wasn't wearing anything feminine. She looks demonic here. Right out of a horror movie. Also she wants a sexy girlfriend. But all the women in Victoria have kids already. So I guess she wants a boyfriend free girl? :heart-full:

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Editing because I forgot my "wahhh I was misgendered" pic. They all started to blur together long ago.

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She hasn't found love because nobody wants to be with a crazy bitch who still lives with her parents, has no money and believes she has a stomach penis.

I mean this isn't rocket surgery.

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
She could also try her hand at Butterball from Hellraiser.
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That actually fits with the fetish gear she's trying to wear.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
The keyblade is larger than previously photographed and is no longer bent :c
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I didn't even think of the bent duck until now. Pixy truly is the closest thing to female Chris Chan. :lol:

She is a man and you will not penetrate her! She doesn't want breasts and why can't you see that she's pointing to her stomach penis?

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Who is telling her that she needs to insert things into her orifices? This could be as simple as her parents telling her to find a man. Or that she isn't a man and has breasts and a vagina. But she's really been losing it bad lately. I hope that the keyblade tard rage is not the beginning of some major tardsplosion that gets her arrested for hurting someone.
 
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