Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Idk where to put this one, but it also seems as if Chris has returned to doing regular weekly uploads, same as he did back in March/April and October, this time with these vids, also pre recorded. First of them, Bumba Lumba, is all the way from January in its OG form.
It might be my schizo rambling, but I am honestly seeing a pattern with all of this.
 
Above.
Sudden end of social media activity is what happened both during the first and second Finland trips.
The Duolingo change only cements it further.

This isn't evidence that he's left the country at all. It's coincidence at best, but Chris has never had a normal schedule when it comes to sleeping. We know that if he's pissy about something, he'll post nonstop about it, but if he isn't he'll be quiet for a while. He can be predictable with most things, but when he surprises us that's when the shit hits the fan.
 
This isn't evidence that he's left the country at all. It's coincidence at best, but Chris has never had a normal schedule when it comes to sleeping. We know that if he's pissy about something, he'll post nonstop about it, but if he isn't he'll be quiet for a while. He can be predictable with most things, but when he surprises us that's when the shit hits the fan.
Yer, a lot of people think Chris is a 27/4 content mill, but he’s always been very much “I’ll post content when I feel like it“.

Chris is happy just locking himself in a room and playing vidya. Even in the “golden era”, Chris had to be coaxed into making videos by trolls.

If there is a new sonic game or something he goes dark for weeks at a time sometimes. I really feel the only reason he does livestreams is because Caden needs that rent money.
 
@Forever Cain this is something I would genuinely like to know about. If you could reply, it would be appreciated.
Some clip from a streamer showed up on my recommended feed, with a thumbnail that was click-baity enough for me to latch on.
I don't know why this was suddenly recommended to me, as I have never watched a clip from this channel before, and I'm certainly not one to orbit these kind of Twitch streamers in general. Perhaps the topic was just deemed trending enough for YouTube to start pushing it to the masses. Or perhaps I've just watched enough anti-tranny shit, for YouTube to finally figure out how to keep me hooked for a couple more hours.
The video peaked my interest enough to go search for him, and specifically the girl, which lead me to the CWC Wiki, and through the sources I wound up here.
 
This is indicative of something, proof of nothing. Haven't we had enough going off half-cocked on Chris/Flutter rumors lately?

Let's let shit sort out and wait for proof that Chris is in Finland for the holidays. This would be an awful lot of international travel in a short timespan for someone in Chris's financial shape to take, and it's going to lead to all kinds of possibilities if it's proven true, but let's wait for/hunt for proof, not jump the gun yet again.
These fuckers are intentionally doing this.

No way Chris is doing this all on his own.

I'm almost willing to name Flutter an anti -troll or maybe anonabler.

She's enabling him, she isn't doing this for the lulz, she's some rando bitch from Finland.

There's never been anyone like her.
 
She doesn't need to a associated with Caden but how else can you explain Caden taking all those pictures that show no details about her? There's only one picture showing her without mask and close up-front with the "oh shit" expression that was taken by some rando.
 
@SigueSigueSpergnik i might or might not be on d r u g s but i just realized the gal pals were proto onlyfans models.
Chris was ahead of his time once more.
I am afraid that's more so refered to as "sugar daddy", which was definitely a thing long before then, especially since the said term is used in 2005's localisation of the first Ace Attorney.
 
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I am afraid that's more so refered to as "sugar daddy", which was definitely a thing long before then, especially since the said term is used in 2005's localisation of the first Ace Attorney.
I want to fucking die.

Fuck Flutter.

Although for Chris apparently not.

By the way, I fixed your thing there Zeus.
 
Some clip from a streamer showed up on my recommended feed, with a thumbnail that was click-baity enough for me to latch on.
I don't know why this was suddenly recommended to me, as I have never watched a clip from this channel before, and I'm certainly not one to orbit these kind of Twitch streamers in general. Perhaps the topic was just deemed trending enough for YouTube to start pushing it to the masses. Or perhaps I've just watched enough anti-tranny shit, for YouTube to finally figure out how to keep me hooked for a couple more hours.
The video peaked my interest enough to go search for him, and specifically the girl, which lead me to the CWC Wiki, and through the sources I wound up here.

Welcome. The algorithm is a mystery sometimes, just like Flutter is.
 
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He's either in Finland or this is Caden gayopping to make people assume Chris is out of the country.

The reality is probably somewhere in between. I'm willing to bet Chris is doing something Caden doesn't want the world to know about so he's trying to get people to look away. Like greyhounds chasing the fake rabbit on a string when the real rabbit is nowhere to be found.
 
He's either in Finland or this is Caden gayopping to make people assume Chris is out of the country.

The reality is probably somewhere in between. I'm willing to bet Chris is doing something Caden doesn't want the world to know about so he's trying to get people to look away. Like greyhounds chasing the fake rabbit on a string when the real rabbit is nowhere to be found.
I guess Chris finally gets to have a laugh at his trolls.

As long as he doesn't have to think too hard.
 
This thread is such a fucking emotional journey. From a bunch of people speculating about Finland and being right to a bunch of people speculating about pregnancy based on absolutely nothing and being wrong. God bless my fellow autists on the farms
 
This thread is such a fucking emotional journey. From a bunch of people speculating about Finland and being right to a bunch of people speculating about pregnancy based on absolutely nothing and being wrong. God bless my fellow autists on the farms
Yeah, no, I doubt she's rich. She seems like a mentally ill fan girl. Rich people would protect their daughters and their money from a mentally ill retard rapist tranny.

But I want Lindsay Haun to play her in the film about Chris' life.
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Yeah, no, I doubt she's rich. She seems like a mentally ill fan girl. Rich people would protect their daughters and their money from a mentally ill retard rapist tranny.

But I want Lindsay Haun to play her in the film about Chris' life.
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do you want her to play chris or flutter?
 
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