Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Yeah this is accurate, its the bus that goes to tripla and redi that people usually take.

(Chris chan was caught in redi and tripla)

It really does make perfect sense that Chris would visit a foreign country and spend his time bouncing between a couple of malls. Apart from the novelty value of being able to go into one that he hasn't been banned from (yet), it truly is the pinnacle of cultural accomplishment to him.

 

[FinnSven]

It really does make perfect sense that Chris would visit a foreign country and spend his time bouncing between a couple of malls. Apart from the novelty value of being able to go into one that he hasn't been banned from (yet), it truly is the pinnacle of cultural accomplishment to him.

Yeah but can you really see Chris going on a lake fishing trip or exploring the woods?

Moomin world is closed until the summer.

I doubt he would go to drink in their many bars, and I hope flutter doesn’t let him go in saunas.

 

[Grundlejungle]

Yeah, no, I doubt she's rich. She seems like a mentally ill fan girl. Rich people would protect their daughters and their money from a mentally ill retard rapist tranny.

Rich girl parents are generally awful and encouraging bad behavior either through inaction, or terrible parenting choices.
Of the rich girls that I've known, 75% utter retarded degenerates.
Source: I've done nigger work for rich people, and have dated several rich chicks Most of them have less common sense than a 5 year old.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yeah but can you really see Chris going on a lake fishing trip or exploring the woods?

Moomin world is closed until the summer.

I doubt he would go to drink in their many bars, and I hope flutter doesn’t let him go in saunas.

No, but that sounds like fun.

I would be going for the Aurora Borealis and the saunas, Chris is going possibly hoping that this will be the day that will never happen.

 

[Pedophobe]

Here's the full version of the pic, once again from @octopox .
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Which one's Chris, blue backpack? Flutter is the Vans girl? The rest are other members of the Hedgehog Boys? I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

Getting hold of Flutter's identity would be the best possible Christmas present.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Which one's Chris, blue backpack? Flutter is the Vans girl? The rest are other members of the Hedgehog Boys? I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

Chris is the one with the blue backpack and the same coat as in the April 4 footage. He also wore jeans in the September pics.
Flutter stands in front of him, only her shoes are visible.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

I doubt he would go to drink in their many bars, and I hope flutter doesn’t let him go in saunas.

Ngl I hope he does get drunk, that'd be pretty funny I think. But I definitely agree with you on the saunas. Idk how cucked Finland is when it comes to the whole gender bullshit but the thought of some poor woman having to deal with the creep in the changing room or whatever just sickens me.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris doing another oversea trip right after begging for money is not even close to the worse things he did, but damn it if that doesn't pisses me off. Hopefully we will get something good out of this.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Chris doing another oversea trip right after begging for money is not even close to the worse things he did, but damn it if that doesn't pisses me off. Hopefully we will get something good out of this.

I think the fact that he's able to do that shit really really supports the theory that Flutter comes from money and is able to bankroll this. There's just no other way I can think of.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I think the fact that he's able to do that shit really really supports the theory that Flutter comes from money and is able to bankroll this. There's just no other way I can think of.

True. Chris did specify he needed the money for his teeth, and he was never this precise when begging for stuff during the Financhu Crisis, only doing that when he had a genuine need for something (like mortgage money).

 

[FinnSven]

Ngl I hope he does get drunk, that'd be pretty funny I think. But I definitely agree with you on the saunas. Idk how cucked Finland is when it comes to the whole gender bullshit but the thought of some poor woman having to deal with the creep in the changing room or whatever just sickens me.

Saunas themselves are often unisex, with nudity being viewed as not sexual in this context.
That said, don't assume that as a man you can just walk in and ogle girls in public saunas.
When people do unisex saunas, it is normally with people they know, close friends and family, occasionally neighbors.
It's more akin to a nudist beach than a gym or swimming pool, for context.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Saunas themselves are often unisex, with nudity being viewed as not sexual in this context.
That said, don't assume that as a man you can just walk in and ogle girls in public saunas.
When people do unisex saunas, it is normally with people they know, close friends and family, occasionally neighbors.
It's more akin to a nudist beach than a gym or swimming pool, for context.

They are kinda funny. Loads of Polish people go to saunas in Germany and are disgusted by the nudity/get kicked out for using towels.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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No idea if this is accurate or not; Helsinki public transport isn't exactly my area of expertise.

And this is a general comment, not directed at anyone in particular: let's allow the Finns get on with it. They're on the ground, know the language, territory, and customs, and are far better equipped to handle things than any of us sitting behind keyboards in other countries are.

Suomifags have unmatched autism but for that same reason they are also going to have trouble getting close enough to Flutter for a clear picture of her face.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Chris is the one with the blue backpack and the same coat as in the April 4 footage. He also wore jeans in the September pics.
Flutter stands in front of him, only her shoes are visible.

A blue backpack, a tan coat, and a quarter of one shoe. Yep, I think the evidence is incontrovertible here.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I doubt he would go to drink in their many bars, and I hope flutter doesn’t let him go in saunas.

Alcohol there is expensive too. Unless... when is that contest they have where you carry your girlfriend through an obstacle course and if you win your prize is her weight in beer?

 

[FattyMcFatterson]

Alcohol there is expensive too. Unless... when is that contest they have where you carry your girlfriend through an obstacle course and if you win your prize is her weight in beer?

Donno what they do up in Northern Europe, but at least in Germany people just go across the border to Poland or Czeck or however you spell it. Distilling spirits isnt too difficult, if youre drinking purely for effect and not taste.

And how funny and nice of you to think Chris could lift anything heavier than a couple bags of junk food from the grocery store. Party Size (for one) bag of chips is pushing it for that dainty lass.

 

[BrownPawsTypedThis]

Always one step ahead of the curve, Zeus.

Always.

I always think that guy is in on it with whoever is hiding her face and posting pics . No offence, zeus.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I always think that guy is in on it with whoever is hiding her face and posting pics . No offence, zeus.

This time it's true, but mostly because I and Octopox are friends Discord and share our findings on Chris.

 

[FinnSven]

Alcohol there is expensive too. Unless... when is that contest they have where you carry your girlfriend through an obstacle course and if you win your prize is her weight in beer?

Finland, one expects to pay 8 euros give or take for a mug of foaming lager.

More specialty beer will be more of course.

Vodka is relatively cheap and good though. Korsenkova beats the shit out of Smirnoff, Grey Goose, absolut and all of the other common brands.

But bar drinking is generally quite a common activity for Finns, so they just deal with the prices.