Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Ammyterasu]

Just to clarify to the newfags on here, this does not mean going out of your way to mess with OPL or others associated with him (ei, Caden, Barb, ect.) You can look, but as soon as you pozload my negholep, you're a retarded faggot that deserves it. Can't believe that I'm actually typing it, but hey, tards will be tards, ye?

That's always a good reminder. I think it's a bit early to expect a Flutter's Christmas visit (last year it happened on December 20th) but godspeed to any boots on the ground autists, may Santa bring us a good and tastefully taken face pic.

 

[King Kiwi]

That's always a good reminder. I think it's a bit early to expect a Flutter's Christmas visit (last year it happened on December 20th) but godspeed to any boots on the ground autists, may Santa bring us a good and tastefully taken face pic.

I don't think there's anything wrong with her wishing us a Merry Christmas but we certainly don't need people hounding her.

Of course for all we know she doesn't celebrate Christmas.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I don't think there's anything wrong with her wishing us a Merry Christmas but we certainly don't need people hounding her.

Of course for all we know she doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Oh she celebrates Christmas alright. Plot twist: she's actually a pagan priestess and she's waiting for the planets to align before sacrificing him to Odin.

 

[King Kiwi]

Oh she celebrates Christmas alright. Plot twist: she's actually a pagan priestess and she's waiting for the planets to align before sacrificing him to Odin.

According to the all-knowing Google AI, the Finns celebrate something called Joulu and it happens on December 24th.

 

[demicolon]

The Ninth Gate was a movie, not an instruction video!

 

[deadson]

I am simply turning on high alert mode, which means obsessively going through Reddit posts, Finnish forums and anything else looking for any Flutter sightings.

People who are bored enough will do that regardless, there's no need to have a call to arms on a site that meticulously monitors OPL anyways.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

My theory is that if there was some big situation that went down between Chris and Flutter he'd be making angry posts about it.

The relative silence tells me she's still in the picture. It's business as usual at the current iteration of the Sonichu temple.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Out of curiosity, where did you learn about him?

@Forever Cain this is something I would genuinely like to know about. If you could reply, it would be appreciated.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I don't think there's anything wrong with her wishing us a Merry Christmas but we certainly don't need people hounding her.

Of course for all we know she doesn't celebrate Christmas.

She chose to get involved with a lolcow who raped his mom and literally thinks he's Jesus Christ. She has whatever consequences she gets from it.

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

Honestly, we don't know anything about their relationship. It could be that Chris is kind and caring to Flutter, and vice versa. What validates this feeling is Chris's assiduous involvement in learning Finnish. What's more, in Christory, Chris has shown that he can sometimes empathize with others. And anyway, if their relationship was unhealthy, it would have ended long ago, unless it was toxic.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly, we don't know anything about their relationship. It could be that Chris is kind and caring to Flutter, and vice versa. What validates this feeling is Chris's assiduous involvement in learning Finnish. What's more, in Christory, Chris has shown that he can sometimes empathize with others. And anyway, if their relationship was unhealthy, it would have ended long ago, unless it was toxic.

Megan put up with this.

And ended up with this.

Spoiler: oh come on you know exactly what's behind here

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

GENTLEMEN.
Chris, after three days of inactivity on Twitter:

Bluesky:

And Duolingo...


Uhhh...
He has returned.
He changed his avatar...

And his activity on Duolingo (not social media...) has returned.


(alert for those who cannot connect the dots and figure shit out themselves)

Chris is back in Finland, and with the cryptid in tow.
Code red.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Chris is back in Finland, and with the cryptid in tow.
Code red.

Proof?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Proof?

Above.
Sudden end of social media activity is what happened both during the first and second Finland trips.
The Duolingo change only cements it further.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Above.
Sudden end of social media activity is what happened both during the first and second Finland trips.
The Duolingo change only cements it further.

So there is none. Got it.

FFS, wait until something actually happens. If he ends up there, fine, but this is at best an indicator of possible travel. For all we know he's doing this while on the shitter in Virginia.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Okay, another thing about the theory.
So, this is the score graph from an hour ago, when I posted the above update.

This is the screenshot I just took.

Chris has earned 537 points within the last hour. Something especially interesting, considering it is (at the time of me taking this screenshot) 11 AM for Chris, almost the time Chris would normally wake up at.
Which means he has either woken up an hour early and instantly started spamming Duolingo, or he is in a different timezone.
From what I have noticed, he also does Duolingo lessons later in the day, usually after I have already gone to sleep, which does line up with the current time in Finland (6 PM)

 

[Pedophobe]

I don't know what's worse, your schizo ramblings or the fact you're probably right.

 

[Ammyterasu]

He changed his avatar...

Lol even in avatar form Chris looks awful. And that makes it look like he proudly embraced his front teeth's gap? I suppose Duolingo has an option for normal teeth too.

 

[King Kiwi]

Okay, another thing about the theory.
So, this is the score graph from an hour ago, when I posted the above update.
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This is the screenshot I just took.
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Chris has earned 537 points within the last hour. Something especially interesting, considering it is (at the time of me taking this screenshot) 11 AM for Chris, almost the time Chris would normally wake up at.
Which means he has either woken up an hour early and instantly started spamming Duolingo, or he is in a different timezone.
From what I have noticed, he also does Duolingo lessons later in the day, usually after I have already gone to sleep, which does line up with the current time in Finland (6 PM)

Fantastic.

Have you identified what he had for breakfast this morning?

 

[The Un-Clit]

This is indicative of something, proof of nothing. Haven't we had enough going off half-cocked on Chris/Flutter rumors lately?

Let's let shit sort out and wait for proof that Chris is in Finland for the holidays. This would be an awful lot of international travel in a short timespan for someone in Chris's financial shape to take, and it's going to lead to all kinds of possibilities if it's proven true, but let's wait for/hunt for proof, not jump the gun yet again.