Area 51 files leaked and uploaded to breachforums - we didn't even have to Naruto run for this

Male Idiot said:
Even nowdays a yokel may think it is aliens, unless test pilot Igor drunkenly vomits on his lawn.

No matter how deadly (to pilots), that thing looks dorkishly cute.

The real Yuggoth is Nigiru the planet X!

That is my take as well. Bacterial life is likely common.
Animals rare.
Sapient species very rare, and just too far away from us to do anything unless FTL is real.
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A self replicating drone isn't impossible to exist and would completely bypass the need for FTL as time is no issue. That's why the predominant theory in the scene is that IF we ever experience "aliens" it will either be protohumans (Humans that reached space age but for some reason or another the earth was reset via a massive cataclysm and their existence was lost to time.) Or artificial life such as a true AI.
 
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#FF0000 said:
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From the file ipu_report.pdf
What the fuck happened here?
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Sandia would be Sandia National Laboratory. Sandia was involved in nuclear research. Sounds like 3 technicians likely died from accidental acute radiation exposure. Unfortunately not uncommon during that time period as a result of the various experimental reactors that were being tested.
 
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It's probably boring aircraft shit, no aliens. However I heard that actually make genetic creatures in Area 51 using CRISPR aswell Monarch slaves and that the ayylmaos are just a coverup.

I'm Russian. Am I safe from the American glowied? Think so. I might read this shit. Will keep you guys updated.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I'm waiting with baited breath for your valued insight.
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This is just a transcript of a session from Committee on Science and Astronautics on UFOs from 1968. It doesn't even outright confirm or deny their relations to aliens however a lot of this is just speculation. The document says UFOs could be anything including hallucinations, advanced technology, etc. I don't really care about UFOs so this is a total snooze fest for me.

I found this semi-burned document but it's literally fake (and gay) Majestic 12 shit.

And there's an ad at the end for a DVD.

I'm calling this leak fake and gay. If anybody scrolls through the docs and find something actually interesting, notify me.

This shit is so boring and fake. Definitely fake. Sign me up for weather control docs, not boring fake UFO shit.
 

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