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A bit more on LeftistMuslimObama, he used to be known as Mobn or "Mage of Blackest Night". In the troon threads he's variously claimed:

-That his dick is 12 inches long and 6 inches in circumference
-That he passes for female 90% of the time
-He works in the IT industry as a programmer (this is true, he maintains a horrendous infrastructure for some healthcare company)
-He can be seen in such cute accoutrements as 'skater dresses' and 'fire makeup'

But then you remember...
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X68000 said:
A bit more on LeftistMuslimObama, he used to be known as Mobn or "Mage of Blackest Night". In the troon threads he's variously claimed:

-That his dick is 12 inches long and 6 inches in circumference
-That he passes for female 90% of the time
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Yet another stereotypical troon shitbag who boasts about the size of his dick. But yeah, let's take these perverts seriously.
 
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Zvantastika said:
Anyway, why trannies always have the shittiest taste in clothing?. Sure, I'm not the guru of fashion or anything but come the fuck on, if you can't realize that those combinations alongside those bodies make people blind, you truly deserve what's coming at you. I'd rather catch people's attention because of how awesome I am as a person than because I look like a yeti and behave like a clown.
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Because they take fashion advice from other troons.

Some of them actually dressed OK as men, but a non-trivial amount of them put no effort into their appearance when they were men so it's not really surprising that they're low effort women.
 
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X68000 said:
It should come as no surprise a large portion of the TMT posters are 'lesbian' troons, just like Fire and the many weirdos we've covered here. Mo Tzu being one of the few exceptions.
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Pretty sure Fire is identifying as bi these days. Everyone we know about that he's hooked up with except dyin' Ryan has had a dick.
 
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He is now, but a lot of the 'lez' troons wind up having to settle for other troons or other kinds of people they're not actually attracted to (i.e. a slightly less romantically inept Anthony Burch)

Reason for this being that trooning out isn't just a visual change, it involves unsavoury personality changes.
 
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X68000 said:
A bit more on LeftistMuslimObama, he used to be known as Mobn or "Mage of Blackest Night". In the troon threads he's variously claimed:

-That his dick is 12 inches long and 6 inches in circumference
-That he passes for female 90% of the time
-He works in the IT industry as a programmer (this is true, he maintains a horrendous infrastructure for some healthcare company)
-He can be seen in such cute accoutrements as 'skater dresses' and 'fire makeup'

But then you remember...
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lmao, this dude is grade A r.etard:

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X68000 said:
He is now, but a lot of the 'lez' troons wind up having to settle for other troons or other kinds of people they're not actually attracted to (i.e. a slightly less romantically inept Anthony Burch)

Reason for this being that trooning out isn't just a visual change, it involves unsavoury personality changes.
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Chris-chan got criticism for saying he would never date someone born with a penis despite being trans himself but honestly I bet many of these troon lesbians would vastly prefer a hot cis woman too but are too scared to admit it because they'd be ostracized from the troon community.
 
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DrainRedRain said:
lmao, this dude is grade A r.etard:

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Their obsession with their tits is hilarious. Breast implants are one of the cheaper cosmetic surgery procedures available, so if he really wants those G cups he can have them.

Pickle Inspector said:
Chris-chan got criticism for saying he would never date someone born with a penis despite being trans himself but honestly I bet many of these troon lesbians would vastly prefer a hot cis woman too but are too scared to admit it because they'd be ostracized from the troon community.
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It doesn't seem to lead to them being ostracised. Troons are allowed to have preferences, you see. Cis men and women are not.
 
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repentance said:
Their obsession with their tits is hilarious. Breast implants are one of the cheaper cosmetic surgery procedures available, so if he really wants those G cups he can have them.
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Yeah
And the best part is he whining about his moobs being tiny compared with the lenght of his chest and height.
 
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lmao, this dude is grade A r.etard:

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LMO worries about the size of his tits for the same reason loads of weird ass troons worry about the sound their piss makes when it hits the toilet. They figure loads of singularly inconsequential things will sum to make them socially acceptable (attractive) women when it's all in personal behaviour and the face. If you look like a stretched-out gremlin, it won't matter how big your titties are or how many days of the week you wear high heels, because you look like a stretched-out gremlin.
 
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Can we get some citations for Brazillian JiuJitsu claims? I'm just sort of curious as to what they're claiming precisely.
 
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