Something Awful Troons

[X68000]

Can we get some citations for Brazillian JiuJitsu claims? I'm just sort of curious as to what they're claiming precisely.

In either a previous incarnation or earlier in the current TMT, he claimed that he had to register his hands as a deadly weapon or something for a flight. The real story is that he probably went to a MMA gym once or twice and spun the story out from there to make him out to be some kind of MMA god(dess).

 

[Xarpho]

Remember weekend web?, where SA would take screencaps and make fun of extraordinare individuals in weird forums?. Good days, good ol' days. I don't know why I bring this up though.

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

 

[Michel]

Some of these faggots actually think that they pass well, it's kind of hilarious.

 

[Megapiss]

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Hmm, could a woman possibly be weirded out by a 6'7 500 lb neckbearded troon in the same bathroom as her? We'll have to gather a panel of experts to figure this one out.

 

[Mike "Bubbles" Smith]

Some of these faggots actually think that they pass well, it's kind of hilarious.

nobody gave a shit about this two and a half months ago and nobody will give a shit about it now lol

 

[John Furrman]

Since OwO is being stupid by continuing to not post the link to the SA troon thread itself, here you all go. Way to neglect that. Sad!

oh, and Requires an SA account.

 

[repentance]

Hmm, could a woman possibly be weirded out by a 6'7 500 lb neckbearded troon in the same bathroom as her? We'll have to gather a panel of experts to figure this one out.

Some of them openly state that they don't care if their presence intimidates/weirds out cis women because cis women's discomfort doesn't matter. All that matters is that they don't feel comfortable/safe using male facilities.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Since OwO is being stupid by continuing to not post the link to the SA troon thread itself, here you all go. Way to neglect that. Sad!

oh, and Requires an SA account.

this is exactly why I didn't bother posting it you putz

 

[punks is hippies]

Wow, she passes really well as a guy. Like 100%.

 

[tepid]

Bunch of beta male nerds into edgy humour grow up, become isolated and turn prison-trans.

What a shocker.

 

[John Furrman]

this is exactly why I didn't bother posting it you putz

Did you just assume that other kiwis don't have SA accounts? wow what a shitlord

Put it in the OP.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Did you just assume that other kiwis don't have SA accounts? wow what a shitlord

ya most kiwis don't pay $10 to use a forum that where the moderators want to fucking destroy you if you're not part of the groupthink lmao

 

[John Furrman]

ya most kiwis don't pay $10 to use a forum that where the moderators want to fucking destroy you if you're not part of the groupthink lmao

That's pretty presumptuous for someone who has been here for of all of three months. Just put it in the OP.

 

[OwO What's This?]

That's pretty presumptuous of someone who has been here for of all of three months. Just put it in the OP.

lol i'm not going to do this, specifically to spite you

 

[WeedFaggot024]

I have no issues with those who want to have an "unusual" life. But if your methods of having said life are funny to me then I ain't going to sugar coat my words in an effort to not offend, they have the choice to dress / act / look a certain way. If it doesn't work with what they naturally look like and end up looking like a faggot i'm going to laugh.

 

[X68000]

Could you put my summaries of the thread regulars in the OP so people get an idea of what hilarious/stupid shit each of them constantly does? There's folks like that one guy with the wispy dead hair who ruined his marriage over trooning out and everyone in the thread justified it with "oh well the kids don't need to be raised by a depressed parent".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Our trannies could beat up Something Awful's trannies.

They would also just end up marrying eachother or begging for money together.

 

[Donovan the Man]

My favorite Something Awful troon is Alpha Null, 50 year old dude who discovered he's trans. His wife was accommodating and respectful of Alpha Null's gender identity so she considered their relationship gay, and was not gay or bi herself. What does Alpha Null do? Boast about threatening to commit suicide if his wife left him in the troon thread which was not met with people telling him how much a pyscho, emotionally abusive piece of shit he was. Troons are entitled to poonani after all.

He also forced his wife to paint his nails and tell him what a pretty, pretty princess he was because he never got to be a little girl.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Could you put my summaries of the thread regulars in the OP so people get an idea of what hilarious/stupid shit each of them constantly does? There's folks like that one guy with the wispy dead hair who ruined his marriage over trooning out and everyone in the thread justified it with "oh well the kids don't need to be raised by a depressed parent".

Sure, do you think you could compile some stuff in a bunch of spoiler tags? Then I can just drop it in quick and easy.

 

[X68000]

Sure, do you think you could compile some stuff in a bunch of spoiler tags? Then I can just drop it in quick and easy.

I absolutely can do that. It'll take a moment, so mind if I do it one poster at a time? We have plenty of LMO shit but Jiffypop45 and Lock Stock and Cheryl are probably among the more busted non-LMO troons.