He can only make headlines for these things most of the time:
He doesn't even have pretty privilege.
The fucking Dachau level protruding ribcage along with the pathetic cone moob Tranny HRT tumors is one hell of a combo.
Majority of troons aren’t passable, and the men that claim to be fine with it, or are into it, are likely gay. Dylan will never attract a straight man. His exaggerated persona of what he thinks women are is closer to a drag queen than a real woman. He can only attract gay men. He had so much more potential getting a relationship with another man as a man than he is as this, because the subset of gay men into what Dylan masquerades as isn’t a very big dating pool. Yeah, he might not have as much of his ill gotten fame as a gay man, but he’d be more likely to have a long term relationship. His fame truly is a monkey’s paw. Yeah, people know who he is, and he has a lot more disposable income than many people out there, but he’s made himself undateable to a majority of people in the process.
Maybe he should write his own movie musical. Maybe a self-aware comedy about his constant attempts to make it big that just never seem to work out? He could call it Sweet GoFundMe.
I thought he had never been on Broadway.
He wasn't. He was in the traveling production of Book of Mormon.
The plastic surgery he got has made it so he can’t move his face naturally. He really should have more natural wrinkles from this exaggerated face, because that’s literally what human faces do. Instead of Botox to make his face less wrinkly overall, he should have just cleaned up his diet, like including more lean meats and eggs. Botox also has the nasty side effect of causing new wrinkles too due to changes in how the muscles move afterward. This, in addition to skin sagging because the muscles frozen in the process become weakened, so you inevitably fall into this trap where you have to get regular Botox appointments to avoid it. Dylan’s face will only look more grotesque as the years go by if he doesn’t tone down the amount of procedures he gets.
Powered by Allstora books? What a surprise.
You can literally see that in this picture:
My jaw hurts trying to imitate that.
I tried it too, and I always smile in the most insane ways - it hurts after five seconds. I don't even know how this guy does it.
It’s probably mostly due to the fact he has a mouth that could swallow a hippopotamus whole.
His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals!
Dylan vists Thailand
Straight Outta Auschwitz.
