Something Awful Troons

[Jsor]

His head (https://archive.is/qwozS)
The whispy-haired user from the photograph I posted earlier (source: his own post in the TMT). He's a formerly married man who had two kids with a woman and then his psychotherapist and the TMT talked him into believing he has gender dysphoria. He was into sissification and his wife wasn't having it, so he basically went to deeper and deeper depths to try to get her to accept him and wound up alienating her entirely and agreeing on a divorce. He claims he's going to share custody of the kids so that they can grow up with two parents, but they'll have to deal with their dad becoming the stereotypical histrionic LMO-type late transitioner.

He, like Jiffypop45, have effectively had their lives partially fucked by the TMT's insistence that all dysphoria is valid and that the best solution is FULL TROONOUT, NOW. He doesn't post often, but when he does it's usually about the abysmal personal situation he'd created for himself or complaining about how his wife wasn't into his fetish. Perhaps if he'd found a sugar-mommy who was into that kinda thing, he wouldn't be a divorced wreck that got softly bullied into transition by a cult.
 
Couldn't right now if I wanted to, the SA forums seem to be down.

Probably being DDOSed by the terminally offended.

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[Kaleidoscopic Gaze/Lock Stock and Cheryl]

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Probably among the most virulent and openly bitter TMT posters. Anyone who voices any minor disagreement with her sentiment gets the full unholy wrath of this poster, primarily because she's always complaining about something related to being a tranny and it's absolutely okay for her to have preferences but not anyone else. She's variously accused men who like her of being 'Chasers', while lamenting lesbians not wanting to date her after finding out she used to have a penis. You heard correctly, 'used to'.

She got herself a surgically created vagina either in 2015 or 2014, I'm not sure when it was. She was one of the posters who shat on bees the most and one of the ones who pushes FULL TROONOUT, NOW the hardest—she seems to believe that if she screams loudly enough about it, it'll release her from her own torment because people will stop bringing theirs up and taking attention away from HER problems.

Her main thread seems to be whining about romantic troubles, as far as I can tell. No one can give her the romantic satisfaction she desires because she does not appear to know what she actually wants. Probably because of trooning out too hard, because she's been in the community long enough to get stuck in the addiction cycle related to transition (i.e., "if I can just keep progressing in my transition, I will eventually be happy with myself...") After you get the ax wound there's nowhere else to go, so she'll probably burn out and commit suicide if she doesn't make peace with her decisions.
 
he claimed that he had to register his hands as a deadly weapon or something for a flight
This shit was a line in one of those Ernest movies with Jim Varney. I'm pretty sure it's never been a real thing, but even if it is people on the internet who claim it applies to them sound like Napoleon Dynamite bragging about his martial arts skills.
 
Hello fellow goons could someone post more caps? I seem to have left my SA account in my other pants. The thread @Shrangus talked about sounds like fun.
SA is back up, but not much has happened in the troon thread they are just talking about tranny shit sans drama.

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[LeftistMuslimObama/mobn/Mage of Blackest Night]

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Obese, compulsively lying Penn Jillette/Sasquatch hybrid. Used to be a prominent poster in the MMA threads known for saying mountains of stupid shit, and prior to that, a stereotypical incel one the motherfucking internet. He's known for being one of the more obviously deluded troons w/r/t physical appearance and one of the more notorious bullies of more openly mentally ill posters from the thread that disagreed with him, such as Irrational Bees. He's always posturing and making veiled threats to commit physical violence on his enemies and speaks often about his sexual prowess and the size of his dick.

His reason for trooning out is fairly well-understood. He is a porn addict and a massive homophobe—hates looking at dicks to the point where he got into lesbian porn exclusively almost, save for porn featuring surgically enhanced troons. He's actively spoken about his hatred of gay men (especially for using a certain b-word, which he then went and used a few days later when describing a fictional incident involving him going to the womens' restroom) and claims to be black and native american and thus feels solidarity for his brothas and sistas and faces constant racism in addition to the transphobia. He lives in the northeast, so this is patently fucking false like almost everything else he's ever said about himself.

He works for a healthcare provider maintaining software built on MUMPS and began HRT in April 2016, but he doesn't realize that manboobs aren't the same as 'lady lumps' he claims to have Bs or Cs of and thus don't count.
 
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