Something Awful Troons

[gracious bobbly bits]

Could it be any more obvious that "being a woman" is a fetish to troons:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...rid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=398#post468225004

This one lives in Seattle. Seattle seems to be one of the troon centrals.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

[LeftistMuslimObama/mobn/Mage of Blackest Night]

Spoiler: LMO

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Obese, compulsively lying Penn Jillette/Sasquatch hybrid. Used to be a prominent poster in the MMA threads known for saying mountains of stupid shit, and prior to that, a stereotypical incel one the motherfucking internet. He's known for being one of the more obviously deluded troons w/r/t physical appearance and one of the more notorious bullies of more openly mentally ill posters from the thread that disagreed with him, such as Irrational Bees. He's always posturing and making veiled threats to commit physical violence on his enemies and speaks often about his sexual prowess and the size of his dick.

His reason for trooning out is fairly well-understood. He is a porn addict and a massive homophobe—hates looking at dicks to the point where he got into lesbian porn exclusively almost, save for porn featuring surgically enhanced troons. He's actively spoken about his hatred of gay men (especially for using a certain b-word, which he then went and used a few days later when describing a fictional incident involving him going to the womens' restroom) and claims to be black and native american and thus feels solidarity for his brothas and sistas and faces constant racism in addition to the transphobia. He lives in the northeast, so this is patently fucking false like almost everything else he's ever said about himself.

He works for a healthcare provider maintaining software built on MUMPS and began HRT in April 2016, but he doesn't realize that manboobs aren't the same as 'lady lumps' he claims to have Bs or Cs of and thus don't count.

This is a troon who probably should have a topic to himself. This is the most promising of the SA troons you've introduced us to so far.

How active is he outside of SA? Does this freak have a Twitter?

 

[repentance]

Could it be any more obvious that "being a woman" is a fetish to troons:

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...rid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=398#post468225004

This one lives in Seattle. Seattle seems to be one of the troon centrals.

It's interesting how many of them view promiscuity as something which automatically goes along with discovering they're really a wymyn. The loudest of them inevitably seem to be into polyamory and wear their kinks like a badge of honor - while simultaneously complaining about how no-one want them.

Being a troon alone is going to reduce your dating pool. Your various kinks and romantic/sexual lifestyle habits are only going to reduce it even further.

The concept of "deal-breakers" doesn't exist for these people, unless it's them deciding to unfriend someone for the egregious offence of following the "wrong" person on Twitter.

 

[TiggerNits]

Could it be any more obvious that "being a woman" is a fetish to troons:

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...rid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=398#post468225004

This one lives in Seattle. Seattle seems to be one of the troon centrals.

Lol 90% of the posters for the SA American Football forum are fucking trannies now. The Soccer subforum even makes fun of them for it

 

[AnOminous]

[LeftistMuslimObama/mobn/Mage of Blackest Night]

Spoiler: LMO

Pre-transition
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Obese, compulsively lying Penn Jillette/Sasquatch hybrid. Used to be a prominent poster in the MMA threads known for saying mountains of stupid shit, and prior to that, a stereotypical incel one the motherfucking internet. He's known for being one of the more obviously deluded troons w/r/t physical appearance and one of the more notorious bullies of more openly mentally ill posters from the thread that disagreed with him, such as Irrational Bees. He's always posturing and making veiled threats to commit physical violence on his enemies and speaks often about his sexual prowess and the size of his dick.

His reason for trooning out is fairly well-understood. He is a porn addict and a massive homophobe—hates looking at dicks to the point where he got into lesbian porn exclusively almost, save for porn featuring surgically enhanced troons. He's actively spoken about his hatred of gay men (especially for using a certain b-word, which he then went and used a few days later when describing a fictional incident involving him going to the womens' restroom) and claims to be black and native american and thus feels solidarity for his brothas and sistas and faces constant racism in addition to the transphobia. He lives in the northeast, so this is patently fucking false like almost everything else he's ever said about himself.

He works for a healthcare provider maintaining software built on MUMPS and began HRT in April 2016, but he doesn't realize that manboobs aren't the same as 'lady lumps' he claims to have Bs or Cs of and thus don't count.

Have you ever hated gay men so much you turned into a troon and chopped your cock off?

Because even the Phelps family never did that.

 

[X68000]

This is a troon who probably should have a topic to himself. This is the most promising of the SA troons you've introduced us to so far.

How active is he outside of SA? Does this freak have a Twitter?

I honestly don't know much about his presence outside of SA. He apparently goes by the name of Aleksandra Stapleton IRL.

Have you ever hated gay men so much you turned into a troon and chopped your cock off?

Because even the Phelps family never did that.

He's talking loads of shit about wanting to chop off his HUGE, DYSPHORIA-INDUCING SEX MANIAC COCK.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Could it be any more obvious that "being a woman" is a fetish to troons:

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...rid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=398#post468225004

This one lives in Seattle. Seattle seems to be one of the troon centrals.

Anyone that has reached adulthood that publicly states their feelings about how fucking horny 15 year old girls are is NEVER allowed in the ladies room. That pervert is lucky he chopped his own cock off before society mandated it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Bunch of beta male nerds into edgy humour grow up, become isolated and turn prison-trans.

What a shocker.

Yep it's totally true. Just look on OKcupid. I made an account just to laugh at troons there.
Here are just a few examples. I bet some of the Something Awful Troons are also there.

Spoiler

 

[X68000]

Could it be any more obvious that "being a woman" is a fetish to troons:

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...rid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=398#post468225004

This one lives in Seattle. Seattle seems to be one of the troon centrals.

This is almost parody anywhere else, but par for the course in the troon megathread. The number of posters that claim to be teen goddesses or whatever and never put photos of themselves anywhere is fucking staggering.

The biggest reason they all hated Irrational Bees is because she put her money where her mouth was, posted pics, and turned out to be an actually attractive person telling all of them they're a bunch of creepy bullying fucks.

 

[AnOminous]

Could it be any more obvious that "being a woman" is a fetish to troons:

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...rid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=398#post468225004

This one lives in Seattle. Seattle seems to be one of the troon centrals.

Funny how all these degenerate perverts have disgusting fetishes they wear on their sleeves that would be super problematic if they didn't suddenly turn out to be trannies, which makes it okay to perv out about 15 year olds. Because tranny magic or something.

I'm not buying it.

 

[Poor Choices]

[LeftistMuslimObama/mobn/Mage of Blackest Night]

Spoiler: LMO

Pre-transition
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Obese, compulsively lying Penn Jillette/Sasquatch hybrid. Used to be a prominent poster in the MMA threads known for saying mountains of stupid shit, and prior to that, a stereotypical incel one the motherfucking internet. He's known for being one of the more obviously deluded troons w/r/t physical appearance and one of the more notorious bullies of more openly mentally ill posters from the thread that disagreed with him, such as Irrational Bees. He's always posturing and making veiled threats to commit physical violence on his enemies and speaks often about his sexual prowess and the size of his dick.

His reason for trooning out is fairly well-understood. He is a porn addict and a massive homophobe—hates looking at dicks to the point where he got into lesbian porn exclusively almost, save for porn featuring surgically enhanced troons. He's actively spoken about his hatred of gay men (especially for using a certain b-word, which he then went and used a few days later when describing a fictional incident involving him going to the womens' restroom) and claims to be black and native american and thus feels solidarity for his brothas and sistas and faces constant racism in addition to the transphobia. He lives in the northeast, so this is patently fucking false like almost everything else he's ever said about himself.

He works for a healthcare provider maintaining software built on MUMPS and began HRT in April 2016, but he doesn't realize that manboobs aren't the same as 'lady lumps' he claims to have Bs or Cs of and thus don't count.

Wait so the tranny in the OP was getting cyberbullied for joking about how big this other tranny was when 250 pounds is an entirely accurate guesstimate?

 

[X68000]

Wait so the tranny in the OP was getting cyberbullied for joking about how big this other tranny was when 250 pounds is an entirely accurate guesstimate?

Basically, yeah. And for reference, Iron Rose actually isn't an SS regular and had nothing to do with LMO's photograph leaks or even a lot of talk about specific posters besides LMO himself.

 

[Shrangus]

Some LMO posts for your delectation. I got bored screenshotting cause they're basically the same thing. Main highlights are complaining about lowtax, complaining about not enough mods being trans, complaining that she runs into the report limit every day, etc, etc.

Spoiler

 

[punks is hippies]

Yep it's totally true. Just look on OKcupid. I made an account just to laugh at troons there.
Here are just a few examples. I bet some of the Something Awful Troons are also there.

Spoiler

the last one literally just looks like a fat hairy guy, he's not even trying

 

[repentance]

The biggest reason they all hated Irrational Bees is because she put her money where her mouth was, posted pics, and turned out to be an actually attractive person telling all of them they're a bunch of creepy bullying fucks.

Well that and she expressed doubt about whether transition was the right path. To which the response was *always* "Bees, take your meds" - because apparently only mentally ill people would question whether the transition is the right path. They saw her questioning as a real threat to their narrative and therefore had to discredit her. For all her mental health problems, Bees is more functional than most of the TMT regulars.

For all of their "you do you" and "there's no right way to be trans", the way they treat troons who deviate from groupthink tells another story.

Basically, yeah. And for reference, Iron Rose actually isn't an SS regular and had nothing to do with LMO's photograph leaks or even a lot of talk about specific posters besides LMO himself.

In fact TIR first went to SS when SS was putting shit on her. She's not someone who crumples at the first "kill yourself, faggot" post (which is how SS welcomes everyone from the TMT), so she still pops in from time to time.

 

[OwO What's This?]

it's literally just a chubby hairy guy, he's not even trying

no don't you see where it says 'weeb trash girl'?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Funny how all these degenerate perverts have disgusting fetishes they wear on their sleeves that would be super problematic if they didn't suddenly turn out to be trannies, which makes it okay to perv out about 15 year olds. Because tranny magic or something.

I'm not buying it.

Social Justice. It's not what crimes you commit, it's how you identify while doing it!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

It's sad that out of all the ones linked on OKC, the first man who looks like Jeffrey Dahmer with a wig is the most passable.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

My favorite Something Awful troon is Alpha Null, 50 year old dude who discovered he's trans. His wife was accommodating and respectful of Alpha Null's gender identity so she considered their relationship gay, and was not gay or bi herself. What does Alpha Null do? Boast about threatening to commit suicide if his wife left him in the troon thread which was not met with people telling him how much a pyscho, emotionally abusive piece of shit he was. Troons are entitled to poonani after all.

He also forced his wife to paint his nails and tell him what a pretty, pretty princess he was because he never got to be a little girl.

Don't forget that he said his crotch sweat smelled different after HRT, and he was concerned about making an "authentic female pissing noise" whenever he used the ladies room to tinkle.

And here is the Something Sensitive troon thread, if you like your troon commentary with plenty of 1488 NIGGERDEATH bantz.

 

[X68000]

Well that and she expressed doubt about whether transition was the right path. To which the response was *always* "Bees, take your meds" - because apparently only mentally ill people would question whether the transition is the right path. They saw her questioning as a real threat to their narrative and therefore had to discredit her. For all her mental health problems, Bees is more functional than most of the TMT regulars.

For all of their "you do you" and "there's no right way to be trans", the way they treat troons who deviate from groupthink tells another story.



In fact TIR first went to SS when SS was putting shit on her. She's not someone who crumples at the first "kill yourself, faggot" post (which is how SS welcomes everyone from the TMT), so she still pops in from time to time.

I can only hope TIR comes here to shed more light on the regulars, because as far as I remember she's more intimately steeped in the Canon of the Trans Megathread.

And yes, Bees was questioning at the time even though by TMT standards her transition was going pretty well. The unfortunate thing is the TMT, like the trans community as a whole, is big into bullying people with obvious existing outside mental health problems into transitioning to relieve them. Jsor and Jiffypop45 are two such posters who have basically had their lives fucked over by buying into that cult and taking them at their word. FULL TROONOUT NOW, etc.