Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

Wait, all my Fapcop x Kayla fan-fiction is CANON!?!?!?!?

@Fapcop can handle both after Nick finally assumes his penchant for male Jamaican dancers.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I eagerly await the formation of the @Fapcop polycule.

 

[Max Caulfield]

@Fapcop can handle both after Nick finally assumes his penchant for male Jamaican dancers.

Oh, no no no no. You're gravely mistaken. April belongs to The Gunt. FIVE STAR DAYS, BISCH.

 

[Vibralldo]

If it were anyone else I'd disregard it, but Aaron has a certain talent for spilling the truth out of his pockets and stumbling into wins like Mr. Magoo. I'm more inclined to believe him based on superstition alone.

Is it because of the upcoming settlement hearing today or because Nick's selling the house she was living in?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

If it were anyone else I'd disregard it, but Aaron has a certain talent for spilling the truth out of his pockets and stumbling into wins like Mr. Magoo. I'm more inclined to believe him based on superstition alone.

Aaron does have that annoying habit of telling the truth A LOT. More than he should sometimes. Also Nick thinks it's almost over. He's getting fucked today.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I've been busy all afternoon. Has the Judge sentenced Baldo to death yet?

 

[not william stenchever]

Oh, no no no no. You're gravely mistaken. April belongs to The Gunt. FIVE STAR DAYS, BISCH.

 

[Gulls on Film]

DAWN OF THE FINAL BALLDO

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

sorry if asked but do we know around what time we can expect a update? I assume by EOD or tomorrow afternoon if no one showed up physically

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Will Balldo spaz the server out like Destiny's dick pics? I'm excited to find out! Who is with me?

 

[AnOminous]

Of course they can drop the child neglect charges. It's common to reduce charges or drop them altogether for plea deals, especially lesser charges. The prosecution isn't bound to prosecute everything for which evidence exists, either.

From the very beginning, this one genuine "life ruin" charge has obviously been the major leverage the prosecution has.

Any normal person, maybe even a retarded Balldo Man, would be absolutely terrified to have something this evil on their record.

People fuck up with guns, people fuck up with drugs, most people can be charitable about those. Fuck up with kids and you are tarnished for life. You are scum.

This is why Nick is an absolute retard if he refuses any deal where the kids thing goes away and does not go on his record.

Everyone knows this and yet this sleazy little drug addled faggot will present it as a huge win if he gets any deal at all that involves it going away. Since even having it there in the first place was to coerce his plea.

Aaron does have that annoying habit of telling the truth A LOT. More than he should sometimes. Also Nick thinks it's almost over. He's getting fucked today.

Nick should prep for what's coming for him with this Tonetta classic:

It's not like he hasn't done it before.

 

[datura_binge]

Even as he was degrading his public image, layer by layer, there was still at least some cushion provided by "this guy is obviously drunk and probably on legal speed" so you could still think "this is the drugs/booze talking". Between "Dear John" and "THEY SAY I HIT MY KIDS, SEAN" he burned away whatever shroud he still had left around his miserable pathetic spiteful little soul. And after that we had the revelation of the coked up 8 year old. This creature is an example of why people deservingly get lynched. He has provided no good to this world and only spreads chaos and misery. I hope the children miraculously make it out of his shitshow whirlwind with a fighting chance at a good life.

I unironically think "dear John" was worse than this current fiasco for his image. That was my tipping point, because he went SO FAR off the rails and all the guy did was suggest maybe he cut back a little bit on drinking etc. That was the point where everybody should have realized Nick had a serious problem.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I unironically think "dear John" was worse than this current fiasco for his image. That was my tipping point, because he went SO FAR off the rails and all the guy did was suggest maybe he cut back a little bit on drinking etc. That was the point where everybody should have realized Nick had a serious problem.

Most of us realized it way before that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Saint Luigi Did Nothing Wrong.

Not even those eyebrows?

While we're waiting, I just want to say...

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Stolen.
Stop the count.
Recount.
Russian bots.
Chinese glowniggers.
Et cetera.

Nick was robbed.

The look of bitter despair in wobble jaws eyes always makes me lol. He acts like being a coom eating cuck that can't satisfy his women is the coolest lifestyle ever but the look he has in his eyes tells you all you need to know about why he's such a seething little cuck

The expression on his face is priceless. Imagine being so buck broken you let some random nigger called Mel cuck you in your own house, in front of your audience who are supposed to take you seriously and think your words have any value.
It looks like he's fucking dissociating lol.
This is the lifestyle Nick Rekieta chose instead of taking care of the 5 kids that depend on him.
At least Tiny doesn't have anyone to look after other than the one kid who hates him.

 

[Strix454]

I unironically think "dear John" was worse than this current fiasco for his image. That was my tipping point, because he went SO FAR off the rails and all the guy did was suggest maybe he cut back a little bit on drinking etc. That was the point where everybody should have realized Nick had a serious problem.

"Dear John" made me go from laughing at him to hoping he would fall into a wood chipper.

 

[Meat Target]

"Dear John" made me go from laughing at him to hoping he would fall into a wood chipper.

Link? I missed that one.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Link? I missed that one.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=HJFSInI4Ir4

 

[not william stenchever]

Link? I missed that one.

You're going to find new depths of hate for this creature.

 

[AnOminous]

I unironically think "dear John" was worse than this current fiasco for his image. That was my tipping point, because he went SO FAR off the rails and all the guy did was suggest maybe he cut back a little bit on drinking etc. That was the point where everybody should have realized Nick had a serious problem.

I was already lowercase "done" with him at that point, but that sort of turned it into uppercase "DONE WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER."

 

[del_toid]

Imagine being so buck broken you let some random nigger called Mel cuck you in your own house

Mel is his ex wife's name, the other guy is Aba from Aba & Preach

Though it's funnier to imagine that whenever he gets cucked he meekly cheers the name of the bull.

"it's Tyrone time! Uh oh it's Tyrone time!"