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[Procrastinhater]

The Lollipop Guild!

(Munchkins. The Wizard of Oz.)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzFNLJIpUQ

And in the name of the Lolipop Guiiiillld!

we wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

Everything about this post just screams Autism to me. I have no other logical explanation for someone being this fucking autistic.
I can't even begin to understand how this absolute mongoloid would even begin to think that urinal cakes are for WIPING?!?!?! Not a man, I only have one memory of ever entering the men's room (I was a kid, escorted by my father because I had to pee on a roadtrip) and I don't think I've ever seen a urinal cake in person but even I know they're not meant to be used on your person. At this point the TQ+ is a eugenics program, meant to sorting the wheat from the chaff and the OP being the chaff in this case, and maybe that's a good thing.
I hope she never, ever breeds.

She has to be either trolling or absolutely retarded.
The way she's talking about dropping her pants around her ankles and wiping with the urinal cake it could be either or.

 

[Syikeblade]

This guy is devastated the man he's dating is a pre-tranny. How dare he use him as a fetish to further his degenerate lifestyle, post meets kettle.
Also this comment is just hilarious

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Spoiler: They're tactics are being used against them

Most of us who are 5-10 years plus post transition have probably encountered this (or the related phenomenon of an ex transitioning after the break up).
Firstly, even if his interest in you is a bit fetish-y he probably won’t treat you like crap the way an ordinary chaser will - ie he’ll be happy to be seen with you in public and he’s unlikely to ghost you after sex. However, any affection he seems to feel for you could be a projection of the affection he feels for the woman he hopes to transition into one day.
Forget him for a minute, what do YOU want for yourself? Is this person, as you know them now backstory and all, likely to meet your relationship goals? If not, set yourself free to find someone who is.
(I imagine a good percentage of us on this particular sub want a fairly traditional heteronormative-ish relationship where we are the feminine yin to a masculine yang but that’s not going to be true for all of us)
Personally, I have very little tolerance for post-crack-Eggs* who seek out straight trans women for relationships, knowing that they are unlikely to fulfil that woman’s needs for long. Most of these people will eventually be out transbians, which is fine, you do you boo, but pursuing a straight trans woman when you already know (or have a strong suspicion) you are not a man is completely unfair.
We don’t exist to teach recently-cracked-Eggs eyeliner skills and fashion sense but they sometimes act like we do. It’s marginally better than being treated as a sex object and maybe a friendship is salvageable but if secrecy is involved that’s unlikely.
*completely self unaware, unknowing Eggs I am more sympathetic towards but deliberately hiding a history of cross dressing from a straight trans girlfriend isn’t so forgivable. The only reason not to tell her is because you know she wants a straight (or straight passing, with a masculine bi guy) relationship.
It’s OK to feel whatever you feel, Sweetie but remember your worth

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Like a rubber ducky, right?

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Me and my partner were discussing bottom surgery where they put a pump in your balls, so you need to squeeze your balls to use the pump. Realistically, can you ask for a squeaky pump? I am absolutely serious when I ask this, it would be the best thing in my transition if I could make my balls squeak

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Bad news in the comments.

Why not just go to Spencers and stick some novelty products in your shorts? Why involve the medical profession in this unfunny farce?

 

[Peaches Demure]

2005, North Korea in the 1990s was beyond the pale, their worst famine era so bet they had just shrunk a fair bit too over the past decade. They are doing better these days but are still shorter and skinnier on average than their southern brethren. Will never probably equalise until best korea does a capitalism or whatever.

Where I live in Australia, younger bogan white males are distinctly shorter on average (around 160-170cm) than middle class white male aussies (usually at least 180cm). And I've seen people make similar comparisons of their own countries between the poor kids and middle class, and it's not just how much you eat; its what you eat. Growing up eating nothing but simple carbs makes one a lot shorter; and that's what poorer kids usually suffice with.

Yeah, I remember reports about cannibalism in North Korea from that period. Greatly exaggerated, I'm sure, because the public loves sensationalism, but I wouldn't be surprised if some of it was true.

You're probably right about the quality of food and how it shapes growth patterns. SE Asian men are always jokingly called manlets, but here too you see the same patterns you describe among whites. Thai university students (assumed to be solidly middle or upper class), on average, have 3-4 inches of height on "agricultural workers". If you look at the statistics for India, you'll see a similar pattern. One can deduce that most non-white populations would have a male average of ~5'9'' if nutrition was ideal.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

This guy is devastated the man he's dating is a pre-tranny. How dare he use him as a fetish to further his degenerate lifestyle, post meets kettle.

Story number 8373647822 of this happening despite HSTS constantly insisting normal straight men are attracted to them and totally don’t care that they’re male.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

https://archive.ph/84Jml
https://nitter.poast.org/Li_Kotomi/status/1863637524234813599#m
A Taiwanese tranny author who was recently outed tries to get attention from the Western LGBTQ+- media. Nobody cares:

>"""Anti-LGBTQ+- rhetoric""" is Western colonialism! Asians actually don't know the difference between a dick and a pussy just like Western gender woo-woo academics!
Cope, seethe and dilate. Where do you think that your retarded predatory tranny movement came from in the first place? Ask any non-tranny pilled Taiwanese or Japanese person if they think that men whose dicks get hard when they wear their sister's underwear are actually women.

Spoiler: Who is Li Kotomi?

I don't think most people are going to be familiar with him, so I'll give a short rundown of the guy. Li Kotomi/Li Qingfeng (power word: Huang Chen-Yang) is a Taiwanese author who's based in Japan and shot to fame with his first novel Hitorimai (Solo dance) back in 2018. He was promoted as a [real] lesbian woman from Taiwan writing books in Japanese, and Hitorimai was promoted as being semi-autobiographical.

However, a few years ago, Taiwanese and Japanese TERFs started posting evidence of him being male. At first, he tried to get the evidence taken down by filing lolsuits against them, but after Reduxx released an article on October 15th (or after he ran out of lolsuit money), he threw in the towel and came out as a tranny on Tranny day of Remembrance.

The Reduxx article is here: https://archive.ph/mq5AJ
His coming out statement (seething): https://archive.ph/yVuqL

Here's a picture of him standing next to a real woman (Aya) and two other men in dresses (Arisa and name unknown).

And, just in case anybody might be wondering what his view on pedophilia is:

“‘Pedophilia’ is trending for some reason… Some say that pedophilia is not a sexual orientation like LGB, but a pathology, and I don’t necessarily agree with that. I can’t agree. It’s always those in power who decide what’s sick and what is not, so we have no choice but to be cautious. Don’t forget that homosexuality was considered a disease 50 years ago.”

Edit: Added translation of his tweet about pedophilia

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Story number 8373647822 of this happening despite HSTS constantly insisting normal straight men are attracted to them and totally don’t care that they’re male.

Why do they shun the only people (pre-troons, troons, chasers) who would want to be with them? I know it’s not affirming enough, but if he’s willing to hold your hand in public and take you home to mom, what’s the problem?

 

[Paper Machete]

Why do they shun the only people (pre-troons, troons, chasers) who would want to be with them? I know it’s not affirming enough, but if he’s willing to hold your hand in public and take you home to mom, what’s the problem?

Because, to be honest, I'm starting to get the feel that HSTS have an obsession with the idea of a straight relationship the way AGPs have an obsession with lesbian relationships. It's just another aspect of inserting themself into something that's inherently not for them by nature of who they are so they desperately want it. I used to think they were just gay men unable to come to terms with same sex attraction in a very particular and complicated exercise of mental gymnastics the way a lot of other people I'm sure did...but the more of their antics I witness the less that seems the case. At least, when it comes to HSTS from western nations with high acceptance for same sex relationships, it's not something I think actually pushes some of them into that. Just my two cents.

They want their fantasy to be real. As real as possible. So getting with someone that is aware of the pretense and is purposefully playing along isn't good enough, because there is always the painful awareness of the stage play, the script they're all following. They'll never be happy, of course, because it's impossible to get anything better than that.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm starting to get the feel that HSTS have an obsession with the idea of a straight relationship the way AGPs have an obsession with lesbian relationships. It's just another aspect of inserting themself into something that's inherently not for them by nature of who they are so they desperately want it.

Bingo. It's not "transing the gay away" as LGB drop the T activists love so much to whine about. It's just more narcissistic appropriation of other people's lives and experiences, and creepy skinwalking shit. Same as pooners obsess over being "fags" and AGPs have bizarre ideas about what lesbians get up to. The HSTS have a twisted (and often porn-based) idea of what straight women are about, and an obsession with forcing themselves into a life that they can never have.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The HSTS have a twisted (and often porn-based) idea of what straight women are about, and an obsession with forcing themselves into a life that they can never have.

I'm starting to get the feel that HSTS have an obsession with the idea of a straight relationship the way AGPs have an obsession with lesbian relationships.

I think it's obvious by now that the distinction between HSTS & AGP is bullshit. It's all autogynephilia. HSTS are gay AGP's and should be called what they are.

 

[Syikeblade]

Why do they shun the only people (pre-troons, troons, chasers) who would want to be with them? I know it’s not affirming enough, but if he’s willing to hold your hand in public and take you home to mom, what’s the problem?

Because they despise reality and the fact that their self made freaks.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

I think it's obvious by now that the distinction between HSTS & AGP is bullshit.

No it's not. HSTS and AGP still have different criminal patterns, levels of aggression, childhood behavior and timing of the transition. There is clearly a sexual component to both but even that seems to be different. AGP are obsessed with themselves, where as HSTS obsessed with straight men they are attracted to.

Let's be clear I don't support transitioning to either group but there are still noticeably different.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

AGP are obsessed with themselves, where as HSTS obsessed with straight men they are attracted to.

Since when are "HSTS" not obsessed with themselves? Of course they are. It's time to stop protecting the gay agp tranny perverts and to downplay their degeneracy.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Since when aren't "HSTS" not obsessed with themselves? Of course they are. It's time to stop protecting the gay tranny perverts and downplaying their degeneracy.

I ment strictly sexually. They are often vain, bitchy and absolutely certain about being better than a real woman but aren't know about getting a boner from putting on mommy's undies. They need more than female cosplaying by themselves for that. They need other men, specifically straight men.

Most homosexuals are into masculine men even more than straight ladies are. It's a dirty little secret than even homosexuals tend to really dislike faggy feminine men. It's just a turn off. So what can you do if you are naturally feminine dude who wants to attract more masculine men than you yourself are? You can try to pretend to be masculine witch you probably have already failed at or you can try to be what more masculine men are into. Oh yeah that sounds more like it.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

First: where do you people live that you're worried about people staring at your ass in a public bathroom??? There are the unspoken rules of the men's room- do not stare at another dude when they're pissing

Correct, but if a grown man (or “man”) has his pants all the way down at the urinal, people are absolutely going to take note and judge you for it.

 

[monstrous bubo]

And in the name of the Lolipop Guiiiillld!

I laughed at your lolipop joke

 

[Paper Machete]

It's a dirty little secret

Secret? It's only a secret to people whose exposure to gay men starts and ends with Elton John.

I agree that HSTS aren't as explicitly turned on by the mere costume itself. But nonetheless, it's still fetishistic for them in a lot of ways and I think the wanting a "straight" relationship is part of that. Even if you're a femme gay and lament the lack of options for yourself, you just learn to live with not being the it boy on the scene. Just like how most everyone has to learn to be okay with their limits be it with intellectual capacity, lack of money, how they look, etc.

It's not actually natural to jump to such extreme ends just for lack of dating options. Femme guys may not be the most sought after but that doesn't mean they're all relagated to being sexless virgins.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Secret? It's only a secret to people whose exposure to gay men starts and ends with Elton John.

I agree that HSTS aren't as explicitly turned on by the mere costume itself. But nonetheless, it's still fetishistic for them in a lot of ways and I think the wanting a "straight" relationship is part of that. Even if you're a femme gay and lament the lack of options for yourself, you just learn to live with not being the it boy on the scene. Just like how most everyone has to learn to be okay with their limits be it with intellectual capacity, lack of money, how they look, etc.

It's not actually natural to jump to such extreme ends just for lack of dating options. Femme guys may not be the most sought after but that doesn't mean they're all relagated to being sexless virgins.

Most people do manage to stay away from homo mating behavior and so have pretty screwed idea of it. Mostly picked from safe edgy sitcoms and fluff news articles. So yes it's a secret. Not a particularly well hidden secret but a secret never the less.

Never said all femfags do this but this seems to a pattern among them. It's worth of noting that homosexual males have high amounts of gender dysphoria in teens but overwhelmingly grow out it by early twenties. There is clearly something unusual about HSTS even when looking at feminine homosexual men.

 

[Syikeblade]

The autism is so strong with this pooner, she's trying to figure out how to lay down like a boy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/9LzryCHM4j

 

[Flamin Park]

To properly LARP as some gay, artsy boy you need to be named Oliver or Milton.

I don't think there's a single Ian, Vinny or Phil pooner