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[Mad_Dog]

Everything about this post just screams Autism to me. I have no other logical explanation for someone being this fucking autistic.
I can't even begin to understand how this absolute mongoloid would even begin to think that urinal cakes are for WIPING?!?!?! Not a man, I only have one memory of ever entering the men's room (I was a kid, escorted by my father because I had to pee on a roadtrip) and I don't think I've ever seen a urinal cake in person but even I know they're not meant to be used on your person. At this point the TQ+ is a eugenics program, meant to sorting the wheat from the chaff and the OP being the chaff in this case, and maybe that's a good thing.
I hope she never, ever breeds.

If she wipes with a urinal cake, what will she do when she encounters a P-wave?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

If she wipes with a urinal cake, what will she do when she encounters a P-wave?
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Looks like a cooling soothing gel that doubles as undercarriage relief for those raw from not bathing pooners, that girl would ask why men just leave them there and don’t take advantage of the amenities lol

 

[PetiteFeet]

If she wipes with a urinal cake, what will she do when she encounters a P-wave?
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looks like a pet grooming tool at a glance, one of those gloves for short furred dogs/horses.

 

[Mad_Dog]

looks like a pet grooming tool at a glance, one of those gloves for short furred dogs/horses.

Nothing beats the soccer-themed one

 

[Sean Andalou]

Like a rubber ducky, right?

Spoiler: text

Me and my partner were discussing bottom surgery where they put a pump in your balls, so you need to squeeze your balls to use the pump. Realistically, can you ask for a squeaky pump? I am absolutely serious when I ask this, it would be the best thing in my transition if I could make my balls squeak

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Bad news in the comments.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Everything about this post just screams Autism to me. I have no other logical explanation for someone being this fucking autistic.
I can't even begin to understand how this absolute mongoloid would even begin to think that urinal cakes are for WIPING?!?!?! Not a man, I only have one memory of ever entering the men's room (I was a kid, escorted by my father because I had to pee on a roadtrip) and I don't think I've ever seen a urinal cake in person but even I know they're not meant to be used on your person. At this point the TQ+ is a eugenics program, meant to sorting the wheat from the chaff and the OP being the chaff in this case, and maybe that's a good thing.
I hope she never, ever breeds.

I agree. 1) guided instructions on how to use the toilet??? 2) just the idea of using a urinal cake to wipe??? Besides everything else: why would there be a communal, re-usable toilet paper?

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

I hope she never, ever breeds.

As if it's even possible.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

The post by ‘Kady’… is upset that people treat them differently “once they know” and whether they’re “cute or not”.

Kady, everyone already knows, trust me.

‘Cute’ has nothing to do with your sex and is one of the most shallow definitions of a characteristic of women I’ve ever seen.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The only place you’re going to run into that many sub-5’4” men is at an elementary school, but they think girls are icky, even when they poon out.

Thread tax, dykes with dicks edition:

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why do i feel its not valid for me being in a lesbian space as a heterosexual man, why oh why

 

[FiveStarAce]

The only place you’re going to run into that many sub-5’4” men is at an elementary school

Or italy.

 

[NSA Intern]

As if it's even possible.

Is the solution to the proliferation of the tranny gene to get all of them on neutering female sex hormones or ball-removing srs as soon as possible?

 

[Cuckoman]

Is the solution to the proliferation of the tranny gene to get all of them on neutering female sex hormones or ball-removing srs as soon as possible?

Yes. It is natures way to fix humanity.
For too long we have prevented natural selection to do its job. Now nature has escalated and found a way to
restore order and have natural selection once again work and weed out the undesireable genes.

Almost all of these troons have a myriad of disabilities, flaws and autism. All this will be weeded out from the genepool when they do their gender affirming care.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Is the solution to the proliferation of the tranny gene to get all of them on neutering female sex hormones or ball-removing srs as soon as possible?

What Cuckoman said:

Yes. It is natures way to fix humanity.
For too long we have prevented natural selection to do its job. Now nature has escalated and found a way to
restore order and have natural selection once again work and weed out the undesireable genes.

Almost all of these troons have a myriad of disabilities, flaws and autism. All this will be weeded out from the genepool when they do their gender affirming care.

I feel like this is probably a more generic discussion for the main tranny thread, though. I'm still too bamboozled by someone who apparently thought urinal cakes were for wiping. Absolutely remarkable.

 

[Necrosan]

Almost all of these troons have a myriad of disabilities, flaws and autism. All this will be weeded out from the genepool when they do their gender affirming care.

I'm also glad that the upcoming government has said that they were going to look into the underlying causes of autism to cure them. It's honestly baffling when you realize how many trannies are also autists.

I don't think you eliminate one by getting rid of the other but hey, every bit helps.

 

[Lookie-lou]

Yeah that's fucking horseshit. It's a cope comment posted by a Troon to try and convince other Troons the lie that straight men would want to fuck a Troon, or that you can hide being a Troon from a prospective partner for two months and suddenly spring it on them and the guy be totally fine with it.

Have to imagine a lot of the shock and disgust in these men is "how the fuck didnt I notice a lot faster?".. And frankly I have to ask because how couldnt they? Even those young transitioners like Jazz, well they may not look like some dude who transition post purberty, you can tell someone did something really fucked up to them as a kid: The proportions are all off in their own fucked up way. Dude must have been used to being around polycule mutants.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Or italy.

Not Italy, no. In fact, Italians are taller than average. But there are some places where 5'4" is about the average height for men...but I don't think our friend is roaming around these places.

Average human height by country - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Spoiler: Short kings

East Timor	158.7 cm (5 ft 2+1⁄2 in)
Guatemala	160.1 cm (5 ft 3 in)
Liberia	161.1 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Cambodia	161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Nepal	161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Papua New Guinea	161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Bolivia	162 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Bangladesh	162.1 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Laos – Vientiane	162.2 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Madagascar – Antananarivo Province	163 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Nepal	163 cm (5 ft 4 in)

 

[Peaches Demure]

Not Italy, no. In fact, Italians are taller than average. But there are some places where 5'4" is about the average height for men...but I don't think our friend is roaming around these places.

Average human height by country - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Spoiler: Short kings

East Timor	158.7 cm (5 ft 2+1⁄2 in)
Guatemala	160.1 cm (5 ft 3 in)
Liberia	161.1 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Cambodia	161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Nepal	161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Papua New Guinea	161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Bolivia	162 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Bangladesh	162.1 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Laos – Vientiane	162.2 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Madagascar – Antananarivo Province	163 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Nepal	163 cm (5 ft 4 in)

Not tranny related, but when you look at this list, it quickly becomes obvious that some populations would be way taller if they had access to basic adequate nutrition.

N and S Koreans are genetically identical populations, yet South Koreans have 4-5 inches of height on their North Korean brethren.

 

[Lookie-lou]

Not tranny related, but when you look at this list, it quickly becomes obvious that some populations would be way taller if they had access to basic adequate nutrition.

2005, North Korea in the 1990s was beyond the pale, their worst famine era so bet they had just shrunk a fair bit too over the past decade. They are doing better these days but are still shorter and skinnier on average than their southern brethren. Will never probably equalise until best korea does a capitalism or whatever.

Where I live in Australia, younger bogan white males are distinctly shorter on average (around 160-170cm) than middle class white male aussies (usually at least 180cm). And I've seen people make similar comparisons of their own countries between the poor kids and middle class, and it's not just how much you eat; its what you eat. Growing up eating nothing but simple carbs makes one a lot shorter; and that's what poorer kids usually suffice with.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Like a rubber ducky, right?

Nah, like a dog toy.
The pooner wants a dog to maul her body, like this

Spoiler: violent dog mauling /jk

 

[Wonderland foster child]

The Lolipop Guild?

The Lollipop Guild!

(Munchkins. The Wizard of Oz.)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzFNLJIpUQ