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[Procrastinhater]

I always wonder, why a piss fetish? Why do women like being peed on? Why do straight people (men and women) like anal, other than porn? It's so gross. Gay men at least make sense because it's a man with a man and thats the only hole.

Makes no sense to me either but one thing they all seem to have in common is this piss fixation, so much so they will risk completely destroying themselves in the effort to "stand to pee" it's fucking weird.

In the Pooners case it's not so much they like to be pissed on but they are almost autistically fixated on the idea of piss.
Fucking bizarre.

As for anal sex I have no idea. The whole idea is fucking disgusting. You shit out of there. Pasta Ssempa is right.

 

[fitty tucker]

Pooner wipes pussy with urinal cake, five months later learns that's not what they're for.

"Transmasc demiandrogyne enby" lol ok

How do these retards find their way home at night?

Spoiler: UTI ahoy!

EDIT (READ FIRST): Things I have learned today

1. Urinal cakes are not used for wiping. How I have not gotten an infection is beyond me
2. Apparently I have a powerful stream???
3. I have pissed in some of the worst designed bathrooms in the world. Who puts the fucking urinal right where you can see it when you walk in the door.
4. Apparently it's not normal to drop your pants at the urinal??? DESPITE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO I'VE SEEN DO THAT???

Edit TWO: IN MY FUCKING DEFENSE. I HAD NEVER USED A URINAL IN MY LIFE BEFORE JULY. THE ONE FUCKING TIME I DID, THE URINAL CAKE WAS ON TOP OF THE URINAL NOT INSIDE IT.

Alright, Redditors! So today 1 learned that some of you do not know how to pee standing up without a STP device. So now l, who know how to do so, am going to share that information with my fellow dudes!

Disclaimer: this is the way that I personally do it. Other dudes might do it a different way.

Toilet

1. Lift up the lid and the toilet seat. If you're in a public bathroom, the toilet might not have a lid, so just lift the seat. You don't technically HAVE to lift the seat up since our "plumbing" is different, but I've found it's much easier to do so because it gives you more space
2. Drop your pants and undies ALL the way. This will probably be more comfy if you're using your bathroom. If you're in a public restroom, drop them to a point where you can freely move your legs
3. Place your legs on either side of the bowl as far as you can. This is why you need that leg freedom. Not having your pants down all the way is gonna make it really hard to do this
4. Tilt your pelvis forwards over the bowl. Just thrust it forwards. Ideally, your pelvis should be over the middle of the bowl,
5. LET ER RIP
6. Clean up as usual, get your pants back on, close the toilet, and WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS.

Urinal

I find that urinals are easier to use than toilets because they`re smaller, making it easier to plant your legs around them.

1. Get your pants down and out of the way. Don't drop them all the way down, but get them down just enough that you won't piss all over them and you can move your legs
2. Plant your legs on either side of the urinal.
3. Tilt your pelvis forwards.
4.LET ER RIP
5. Wash off as usual. Urinals don't have tp so you'll probably have to use a urinal cake

Edit: DO NOT USE THE URINAL CAKE I HAVE MADE A GRAVE FUCKING ERROR Or if you don't want to do that, just shake until dry
Yes, you can do that, but it's very awkward and kinda annoying lol.
6. Get your pants on and go wash your hands.

And that's it!

Also. If you're in a bathroom and other men are using the urinals and you don't really want to use the urinal because you're afraid they'll notice your lack of peen- just use the damn stall. I promise you, men only think about getting in there, going, and getting out. They are not going to question your usage of
a bathroom stall.

Edit:
I have

Questions

First: where do you people live that you're worried about people staring at your ass in a public bathroom??? There are the unspoken rules of the men's room- do not stare at another dude when they're pissing

Second... IS THAT NOT WHAT THE URINAL CAKE IS FOR???

EDIT: I NOW KNOW WHAT URINAL CAKES ARE FOR

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[Coo Coo Bird]

I only knew one guy under 5 foot and he was a legit midget that was like 4 something. Where are they finding all these men under 5 foot.

People are bad at estimating height. They see a short guy and go "He's about my size!" without realizing that if they took a picture together he'd be half a head taller.

That, or they live in Guatemala.

 

[Vampirella]

5. Wash off as usual. Urinals don't have tp so you'll probably have to use a urinal cake

Shoving toilet bushes up you vagina and wiping with urinal cakes.

You know what lets just forget ALL the things we've learned in the last hundred years of woman's health and just go back to douching with Lysol ok. OK!! Forget that we have soaps made specifically for cleaning the lady parts, and now have cotton underwear to help things breath. Let's just forget going to the doctor every year and and just deal with it. What's it matter, let's just sick a funnel up there and pour bleach in to it. Hell, forget wiping with TP just sit your ass down on the bathroom floor and scoot like a dog. IT'S FUCKING FINE BECAUSE THIS STUPID BITCH DIDN'T GET AN INFECTION FROM A URNIAL CAKE!! LOL LOL EGG ON HER FACE!!! LOL LOL!! Whatever happens to her in the men's bathroom she deserves. It would have been better if her mom threw her out with the other used pads. Waste of flesh.

I really hope this is fake.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Pooner wipes pussy with urinal cake, five months later learns that's not what they're for.

Wash off as usual. Urinals don't have tp so you'll probably have to use a urinal cake

Just shake out the last few drops ... oh ... wait ... sorry.

 

[stupid frog]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1hdfqgb/my_boyfriend_thought_i_was_a_cis_girl_i_lost/

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Tranny basically loses out to real women after not telling a guy outright they're a man.

>going out for a long time
>we never had sex

lmao

 

[Character from a movie]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1hdfqgb/my_boyfriend_thought_i_was_a_cis_girl_i_lost/

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Tranny basically loses out to real women after not telling a guy outright they're a man.

So the alleged boyfriend is blind, deaf and has no sense of smell.

 

[Positron]

Things I have learned today
1. Urinal cakes are not used for wiping

These people are mentally retarded. That's why they fell in the transsexual cult; that's why the transsexual cult is actively seeking such people.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Pooners anxious about their height always gets a laugh out me, sorry that you realised being a manlet is hard. From r/ftm. 5' tall at 17, and pre T, guys am I cooked? - Archive lolol

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The only place you’re going to run into that many sub-5’4” men is at an elementary school, but they think girls are icky, even when they poon out.

Thread tax, dykes with dicks edition:

 

[Paper Machete]

Pooners and adjacents picking up weird kinks and fetishes I think is because they get exposed to weird degenerate porn and sexual concepts when they're young and their mind is vulnerable and it's just sort of fed to them with no real pushback for a variety of reasons. Rotting your brain on weird sex stuff is bad enough but doing so when you haven't even gotten a good grasp on your own sexuality first is another matter entirely.

I also suspect for some it's sort of a "I'm already here" effect since so many struggle with incontinence issues from T use or rot dog complications.

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

I always wonder, why a piss fetish?

It does seem to be a strange "entry-level" fetish before they dive into something even grosser.

I also suspect for some it's sort of a "I'm already here" effect since so many struggle with incontinence issues from T use or rot dog complications.

That too. Our current society in general encourages sexualization of our problems, whatever they may be, and it takes on really repulsive forms sometimes.

I know of at least two people who "cope" with their gastrointestinal disorders by scat and diaper fetish. Really makes one think before sharing any medical history, who knows who can hear this and assume that you're a kinkster of a degenerate kind. I'm not sure if I'm joking here or dead serious, there is a trend of sexualizing disorders and mixing them in with some BDSM dynamic, paraphilias, etc. Back in the day freaks who had a fetish for cripples, for example, were at least looked down upon with severe disgust and everyone who wanted to harm themselves for the sake of kink was rightully considered clinically insane, nowadays "we shouldn't judge" and embrace it all instead.

 

[Mad_Dog]

5. Wash off as usual. Urinals don't have tp so you'll probably have to use a urinal cake

Correct.

Spoiler: gross

 

[soup peddler]

Correct.

Spoiler: gross

In Stinkditch for thirty seconds and I'm already physically ill

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pooner wipes pussy with urinal cake, five months later learns that's not what they're for.

It could be worse, like that communal sponge on a stick the Roman's used

I'm having a hard time believing this isn't a fucking troll but then again the only time I've ever seen someone just drop trou at a urinal was a literal Down Syndrome mongoloid in the bathroom with his wrangler so maybe it's a legit retard.
Why doesn't this Pooner just use the 3 sea shells like a normal human being?

 

[FinnSven]

It could be worse, like that communal sponge on a stick the Roman's used

I'm having a hard time believing this isn't a fucking troll but then again the only time I've ever seen someone just drop trou at a urinal was a literal Down Syndrome mongoloid in the bathroom with his wrangler so maybe it's a legit retard.
Why doesn't this Pooner just use the 3 sea shells like a normal human being?

I am picturing that short fat pooner from the video in which she is thrown out of a car dealership after calling an annoyed but patient salesman a nigger and a pretty little lady.

I could imagine that pooner pulling down her pants in a men’s bogs to get a reaction.

 

[Procopius]

1. Get your pants down and out of the way. Don't drop them all the way down, but get them down just enough that you won't piss all over them and you can move your legs
2. Plant your legs on either side of the urinal.
3. Tilt your pelvis forwards.
4.LET ER RIP
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There are the unspoken rules of the men's room- do not stare at another dude when they're pissing

We ignore people using the toilet the usual way. I have no idea how I'd actually react if I walked in and saw a woman with her knickers round her ankles apparently having sex with the urinal. Who straddles the thing? That's creepy.

It could be worse, like that communal sponge on a stick the Roman's used

The idea that Romans shared a shitty sponge on a stick to wipe their asses comes from one single source. In a public toilet in Ostia there is written on the wall the phrase "Use the sponge" Now does that mean "Don't forget to wipe your butt." or "Please clean up your mess and leave the place nice for the next person." For some reason, someone back in Victorian times thought that the first was the obvious one, and the idea has stuck. Even though the Romans were, by the standards of the day, health freaks who built massive aqueducts to bring in water from clean sources many tens of miles away. Chances are that the sponge on the stick was their equivalent of our toilet brush.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The idea that Romans shared a shitty sponge on a stick to wipe their asses comes from one single source. In a public toilet in Ostia there is written on the wall the phrase "Use the sponge" Now does that mean "Don't forget to wipe your butt." or "Please clean up your mess and leave the place nice for the next person." For some reason, someone back in Victorian times thought that the first was the obvious one, and the idea has stuck. Even though the Romans were, by the standards of the day, health freaks who built massive aqueducts to bring in water from clean sources many tens of miles away. Chances are that the sponge on the stick was their equivalent of our toilet brush.

I know lol I was just memeing.
The communal sponge always seemed strange to me, it actually seems like a pretty shitty idea.
Sort of counterproductive if you're trying to get clean.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Who straddles the thing?

The Pooners used to ride these babies for miles

 

[PetiteFeet]

Pooner wipes pussy with urinal cake, five months later learns that's not what they're for.

Everything about this post just screams Autism to me. I have no other logical explanation for someone being this fucking autistic.
I can't even begin to understand how this absolute mongoloid would even begin to think that urinal cakes are for WIPING?!?!?! Not a man, I only have one memory of ever entering the men's room (I was a kid, escorted by my father because I had to pee on a roadtrip) and I don't think I've ever seen a urinal cake in person but even I know they're not meant to be used on your person. At this point the TQ+ is a eugenics program, meant to sorting the wheat from the chaff and the OP being the chaff in this case, and maybe that's a good thing.
I hope she never, ever breeds.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Aren’t urinal cakes usually on the bottom of the urinal? So, she was picking it up and wiping with it? I cannot comprehend this.