Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jack Hoffman]

Comedians Nick Mullen and Dan Soder find out about Nick Rekieta.
Discussion starts at 1:00.40.

Edit - Late, I should have checked a few pages back.

 

[repentance]

This needs to be on the main page.

You're kidding, right?

 

[Vect]

I'm torn. I just want Pope Balldoprude to swallow his ill-deserved pride and accept the fact he fucked up. But I also want him to go to trial for the shadenfreuden entertainment and also because going to a short stint in jail and breaking up all these messy, toxic relationships with Aaron, April, Kayla, these twats online who are enabling him, and leaving his non-streaming career is probably the only thing that might save him - only problem is it'll be in the relative far future and I have no idea what'll happen to his kids.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

You're kidding, right?

Course I am. But it would make Nick drink.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

God; every time I think of that “dear John”
Moment it makes me feel low. That was so fucking cruel and evil that I can’t rationally explain why it makes me feel pleasure if Nick were to literally Burn for it.

I’ve been thinking a bit about that, because I feel that way too. I didn’t catch the Dear John live, I saw it after May and then only through a MATI archive. I think it’s because it is just nakedly evil. All Captain Manning did was say “hey, we are worried about you. Please get better” as far as I understand it. The subhuman parasite then proceeded to treat the good captain as if the he had raped and killed Cuck’s family. (assume for the metaphor that SkeleFag cares about his family. I may be asking too much there). It’s the lack of proportional response and subject matter. Wombo combo of filth spewed forth by a skeleton faggot, spoken like a man who’s never been punched in the face for real.

 

[Burt Macklin]

A plea hearing generally means the defendant has agreed to drop down on his knees, like a faggot, suck cock and swallow every drop, like Nick's going to do, and admit guilt, and beg for mercy. Because, you know, pleading and begging are kind of the same thing.

So Mr. Tough Guy has his balls being *squeezed by the government because the mother fucker is beyond guilty.

If the prosecution even reads the thread, have it in the plea deal that he's bound and balldo-gagged from telling "muh story." A narcissist being unable to manipulate the public anymore with his conspiracy theories? Nothing would delight me more this holiday season.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm torn. I just want Pope Balldoprude to swallow his ill-deserved pride and accept the fact he fucked up.

I just want him to swallow a cyanide capsule. There is no redeeming feature about Balldo. He's just scum.

If the prosecution even reads the thread, have it in the plea deal that he's bound and balldo-gagged from telling "muh story." Nothing would delight me more this Christmas.

I wish this was a thing, but it usually isn't. I think if you plead guilty and you then take it back even though you were totally guilty, you just go straight back to trial.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I'm still pretty convinced that the reason there was a continuance in the first place is because nicks only goal wasn't to necessarily win but to get the prosecution to drop the negligence charge. He will cop to drugs and the gun but he absolutely needs them to let him say he wasn't convinced of child neglect and the kid stuff was bullshit. If they gave him that he's taking the deal no question. I think they did and he will and then he will continue his Aaron crusade and push a "Jesus healed my addictions" angle.

 

[Oxyjen]

Obviously, somebody should go to THAT hearing to see what he says.

It is foretold. Nick IS Toad of Toad Hall.

(Sorry for autisms)

 

[Runch]

He's going to plead guilty and then say it's a government humiliation ritual which he was forced to go through because he was too anti-establishment and he's actually innocent of everything, the cops never had the full story and no one else does either.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I’m sure most of you don’t like Nick Mullen but Dan Soder has a modicum of a more mainstream audience.

Dan's a has been, Nick is internet famous, on par with FPS russia a dozen years ago. everyone on reddit knows and loves him same with most people on tiktok or youtube. Soder is one of those interchangable comedians from the 2010s that didn't get into socialism so they're just well known to the over 30+ and get like late night appearances but have way smaller fanbases.

Mullen actually does bring up a great point though, like yeah sex and drugs and rock and roll, but to still end up acting like a hair metal rocker in 1989 when you're literally in your fucking house hundreds of miles away from that stuff is sort of nutty. it must really be the attention more than anything.

Wants me to make an account/sign in to watch. Not gonna.

mullen badly describes the nick rekeita story going "here was a normal lawyer dude drinking while streaming and there was a before and after and now you see a video of him recently and he lost 100 pounds and he got arrested and the cops found an ounce of cocaine and his kids were on cocaine and his wife was arrested and there was another youtube couple and they were all fucking and its like you're just making videos at home how do you get like this" and Soder agreeing its insane.

Why would you imply that most people don't like my lifelong closest best friend who has always been there for me, Nick Mullen? Also, I'm gay.

Nick Mullen is a huge trans rights guy, just like you right buddy? Also he said Penny murdered an innocent black man, you clearly agree with that right goyim?

 

[Vibralldo]

Comedians Nick Mullen and Dan Soder find out about Nick Rekieta.
Discussion starts at 1:00.40.

Edit - Late, I should have checked a few pages back.

It fills me with so much delight that Nick Mullen not only knows about Rekieta, but has clearly been following the story.

 

[not william stenchever]

The homeless Valkyrie can still bring about the funniest outcome before going back to Valhalla. Pray to Odin.

She could cut the blood eagle into him?

 

[Procrastinhater]

He went down on his knees. He confessed guilt. He had those pig balls bouncing off his gay chin.

All his defiance? GONE!

All his resistance? GONE!

He went down on his knees and sucked COCK!

I guess we'll have to wait till January to find out but my suspicion is he not only sucked the Gubbermints cock, but he cupped the balls lovingly as well.

Total cowardice. So much for the "Law Pope" guy can't even sucessfully defend a fucking traffic ticket, there was really no doubt he was going to beg for mercy. To fight it out would require both the thought you were innocent (when despite his protests he fucking knows he's a guilty child neglecting cuckhold) and some actual testicular fortitude.
Not much room for fortitude when you wear the Balldo.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Just wait for April to realize that Daddy Nick is kicking her out.
Polycule is over and she is unemployed and homeless.

She will take the money and release the bodycam footage of the arrest, since she was there she can.
We have seen that she is a vindictive cunt, once it sinks in that Nick has been stringing her along for 6 months and with his bullshit managed to settle her with a Felony charge she could have gotten out of easily, she will take revenge on his dumb ass.

Nick can try to sell us whatever he wants as his W, we know he is full of shit and his daughter tested positive for cocaine.

 

[Poop Shoot]

No. It's the other way around. PPP Diddy has repeatedly said otherwise on Kino Casino and it's filled the thread up with confusion.

Ahh, thank you for clearing that up.

 

[The Snail]

Nick’s story is leaking into the normiesphere more and more every day. I’m sure most of you don’t like Nick Mullen but Dan Soder has a modicum of a more mainstream audience.

That's pretty crazy, and not, that they're following it too. I'm sure this is known here, but for those who don't, dan soder is also super good friends with shane gillis: the #1 comedian right now. I wonder if we'll get any sets about nick rekieta by either. This will help nick's flourishing stand-up career!

 

[keke]

It fills me with so much delight that Nick Mullen not only knows about Rekieta, but has clearly been following the story.

He saw the anime stream and thought nick was a troon so immediately took interest

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rekieta, don't accept the plea!

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Do not grovel before the government! Do not accept an outcome! Do not roll over! That's what the government wants you to do!

Talk is fucking cheap Skeletor. Nut up or shut up.
Plea Not Guilty and "hold them accountable to the extent of your rights" or show the entire Internet what a weak limp dicked impotent poser of a man you are and beg forgiveness for your drug habit and neglecting your kids.
Do it faggot.
Go back on your deal. Show them you aren't a man that will just lay down and spread those boney cheeks.
Dance for us.

 

[AnOminous]

He's going to plead guilty and then say it's a government humiliation ritual which he was forced to go through because he was too anti-establishment and he's actually innocent of everything, the cops never had the full story and no one else does either.

It is. But I want to see this weak faggot go down on his knees in a public ritual and admit guilt.

That's exactly what a plea deal is.

But he's routinely boasted about how much of a man he is and how you never grovel to the state and all that dumb bullshit.

It will be hilarious to see him actually grovel to the state.

Talk is fucking cheap Skeletor. Nut up or shut up.

He isn't going to do either.

He's going to go down on his knees and suck cop dick. That's just how weak he is.