💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
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AnOminous said:
A plea hearing generally means the defendant has agreed to drop down on his knees, like a faggot, suck cock and swallow every drop, like Nick's going to do, and admit guilt, and beg for mercy. Because, you know, pleading and begging are kind of the same thing.
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So Mr. Tough Guy has his balls being *squeezed by the government because the mother fucker is beyond guilty.

If the prosecution even reads the thread, have it in the plea deal that he's bound and balldo-gagged from telling "muh story." A narcissist being unable to manipulate the public anymore with his conspiracy theories? Nothing would delight me more this holiday season.
 
Vect said:
I'm torn. I just want Pope Balldoprude to swallow his ill-deserved pride and accept the fact he fucked up.
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I just want him to swallow a cyanide capsule. There is no redeeming feature about Balldo. He's just scum.
Burt Macklin said:
If the prosecution even reads the thread, have it in the plea deal that he's bound and balldo-gagged from telling "muh story." Nothing would delight me more this Christmas.
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I wish this was a thing, but it usually isn't. I think if you plead guilty and you then take it back even though you were totally guilty, you just go straight back to trial.
 
I'm still pretty convinced that the reason there was a continuance in the first place is because nicks only goal wasn't to necessarily win but to get the prosecution to drop the negligence charge. He will cop to drugs and the gun but he absolutely needs them to let him say he wasn't convinced of child neglect and the kid stuff was bullshit. If they gave him that he's taking the deal no question. I think they did and he will and then he will continue his Aaron crusade and push a "Jesus healed my addictions" angle.
 
He's going to plead guilty and then say it's a government humiliation ritual which he was forced to go through because he was too anti-establishment and he's actually innocent of everything, the cops never had the full story and no one else does either.
 
Nate Higgers said:
I’m sure most of you don’t like Nick Mullen but Dan Soder has a modicum of a more mainstream audience.
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Dan's a has been, Nick is internet famous, on par with FPS russia a dozen years ago. everyone on reddit knows and loves him same with most people on tiktok or youtube. Soder is one of those interchangable comedians from the 2010s that didn't get into socialism so they're just well known to the over 30+ and get like late night appearances but have way smaller fanbases.

Mullen actually does bring up a great point though, like yeah sex and drugs and rock and roll, but to still end up acting like a hair metal rocker in 1989 when you're literally in your fucking house hundreds of miles away from that stuff is sort of nutty. it must really be the attention more than anything.
keke said:
Wants me to make an account/sign in to watch. Not gonna.
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mullen badly describes the nick rekeita story going "here was a normal lawyer dude drinking while streaming and there was a before and after and now you see a video of him recently and he lost 100 pounds and he got arrested and the cops found an ounce of cocaine and his kids were on cocaine and his wife was arrested and there was another youtube couple and they were all fucking and its like you're just making videos at home how do you get like this" and Soder agreeing its insane.
SneedleDee&SneedleDumb said:
Why would you imply that most people don't like my lifelong closest best friend who has always been there for me, Nick Mullen? Also, I'm gay.
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Nick Mullen is a huge trans rights guy, just like you right buddy? Also he said Penny murdered an innocent black man, you clearly agree with that right goyim?
 
AnOminous said:
He went down on his knees. He confessed guilt. He had those pig balls bouncing off his gay chin.

All his defiance? GONE!

All his resistance? GONE!

He went down on his knees and sucked COCK!
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I guess we'll have to wait till January to find out but my suspicion is he not only sucked the Gubbermints cock, but he cupped the balls lovingly as well.

Total cowardice. So much for the "Law Pope" guy can't even sucessfully defend a fucking traffic ticket, there was really no doubt he was going to beg for mercy. To fight it out would require both the thought you were innocent (when despite his protests he fucking knows he's a guilty child neglecting cuckhold) and some actual testicular fortitude.
Not much room for fortitude when you wear the Balldo.
 
Just wait for April to realize that Daddy Nick is kicking her out.
Polycule is over and she is unemployed and homeless.

She will take the money and release the bodycam footage of the arrest, since she was there she can.
We have seen that she is a vindictive cunt, once it sinks in that Nick has been stringing her along for 6 months and with his bullshit managed to settle her with a Felony charge she could have gotten out of easily, she will take revenge on his dumb ass.

Nick can try to sell us whatever he wants as his W, we know he is full of shit and his daughter tested positive for cocaine.
 
Nate Higgers said:
Nick’s story is leaking into the normiesphere more and more every day. I’m sure most of you don’t like Nick Mullen but Dan Soder has a modicum of a more mainstream audience.
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That's pretty crazy, and not, that they're following it too. I'm sure this is known here, but for those who don't, dan soder is also super good friends with shane gillis: the #1 comedian right now. I wonder if we'll get any sets about nick rekieta by either. This will help nick's flourishing stand-up career!
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
Rekieta, don't accept the plea!

Rekieta bowing down to the gubmint.mp4

Do not grovel before the government! Do not accept an outcome! Do not roll over! That's what the government wants you to do!
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Talk is fucking cheap Skeletor. Nut up or shut up.
Plea Not Guilty and "hold them accountable to the extent of your rights" or show the entire Internet what a weak limp dicked impotent poser of a man you are and beg forgiveness for your drug habit and neglecting your kids.
Do it faggot.
Go back on your deal. Show them you aren't a man that will just lay down and spread those boney cheeks.
Dance for us.
 
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Runch said:
He's going to plead guilty and then say it's a government humiliation ritual which he was forced to go through because he was too anti-establishment and he's actually innocent of everything, the cops never had the full story and no one else does either.
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It is. But I want to see this weak faggot go down on his knees in a public ritual and admit guilt.

That's exactly what a plea deal is.

But he's routinely boasted about how much of a man he is and how you never grovel to the state and all that dumb bullshit.

It will be hilarious to see him actually grovel to the state.
Procrastinhater said:
Talk is fucking cheap Skeletor. Nut up or shut up.
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He isn't going to do either.

He's going to go down on his knees and suck cop dick. That's just how weak he is.
 
AnOminous said:
It is. But I want to see this weak faggot go down on his knees in a public ritual and admit guilt.

That's exactly what a plea deal is.

But he's routinely boasted about how much of a man he is and how you never grovel to the state and all that dumb bullshit.

It will be hilarious to see him actually grovel to the state.
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Sometimes public humiliation rituals are justified
 
AnOminous said:
It is. But I want to see this weak faggot go down on his knees in a public ritual and admit guilt.

That's exactly what a plea deal is.

But he's routinely boasted about how much of a man he is and how you never grovel to the state and all that dumb bullshit.

It will be hilarious to see him actually grovel to the state.
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"I didn't grovel you NERD! I actually calmly negotiated with the state and they cucked to me!" :really:
 
Jack Hoffman said:
Comedians Nick Mullen and Dan Soder find out about Nick Rekieta.
Discussion starts at 1:00.40.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MiolPJ02fC8
Edit - Late, I should have checked a few pages back.
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So not only has Rackets unwittingly been the bridge between da sektur and the Dabbleverse he's now attracting old cum boys/legion of skanks fans. I guess it makes sense considering Mullen was a huge alcoholic back in the day.

Just imagine if Rackets' lolcow antics land him on Kill Tony or something, holy kek
 
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