Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Alex Hogendorp]

The first time he'll be spending Christmas around other people for a while, so that's good, hey?

Not really a good time if they end up abusing him. He'd be better with us.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

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[MadStan]

And BMJ's Christmas gift is our mothers, gift wrapped in the conjugal visit room.

You know, when you're a teenager and boast a brag you landed a MILF, I get the cachet; but when you're 30, it's just creepy. It means your friends mums are at least 50 going on 60 at least.

 

[larpskxlly]

Honestly crazy that this dude hasn't been kicked to the streets and told by his parents he's an egotistical retard.

 

[postfeetpls]

You know, when you're a teenager and boast a brag you landed a MILF, I get the cachet; but when you're 30, it's just creepy. It means your friends mums are at least 50 going on 60 at least.

>check the MILF category
>they're roughly around your age
fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

[Monopolywheel]

Prayge for him guys

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Is someone going to be attending his hearing?

 

[BiggestBuford]

I need a legal fag in here. Is this new info? Jury trial set for January 13th 2025

 

[East_Clintwood]

I need a legal fag in here. Is this new info? Jury trial set for January 13th 2025

No, it's been known for a while. We have a separate thread for the legal stuff where it's been covered before: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/commonwealth-of-virginia-v-austin-curtis-peterson.200730/

 

[joebobmurphy]

Honestly crazy that this dude hasn't been kicked to the streets and told by his parents he's an egotistical retard.

Fresh meat should lurk before they leap.

 

[break these cuffs]

Honestly crazy that this dude hasn't been kicked to the streets and told by his parents he's an egotistical retard.

How much did you loan and or juice him?

 

[poopshoes]

You know, when you're a teenager and boast a brag you landed a MILF, I get the cachet; but when you're 30, it's just creepy. It means your friends mums are at least 50 going on 60 at least.

I know the classic association of MILF is your friends mom but isn't fucking a hot mom also technically a MILF? I've met some definite MILF's who were younger than me and some who were around 10 years older but I could bang a MILF my own age as well and it would still work. MILF.

 

[MadStan]

I know the classic association of MILF is your friends mom but isn't fucking a hot mom also technically a MILF? I've met some definite MILF's who were younger than me and some who were around 10 years older but I could bang a MILF my own age as well and it would still work. MILF.

Yeah it’s just sort of getting old when a grown man talks like that and is kinda embarrassing. He wasn’t a womanizer; he was a loser who talked big in front of a keyboard and lost money and got drugs through suicide baiting followers. He was only enjoyable when he blew advantages and displayed reckless behavior for our amusement. And now he is jail. DTPN is a lovely term if only he actually was that good - and he never was and never will be.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

How much did you loan and or juice him?

Dewd... he never gave me the CSGO skin...

 

[Bruce Campbell's Chin]

Dewd... he never gave me the CSGO skin...

house always wins, bish

 

[botrix_fan]

Bossmanjack flow chart​

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Updated flowchart with necessary additions

 

[drachenbarde]

"I wanna die" and "I'm gonna stop everything... If you catch my drift..." could be added as well. God, I love him

 

[Laughingator]

Yeah it’s just sort of getting old when a grown man talks like that and is kinda embarrassing. He wasn’t a womanizer; he was a loser who talked big in front of a keyboard and lost money and got drugs through suicide baiting followers.

Exactly, Bossman besides his big talk is really an Incel.
A normal healthy guy in his late 20s should have a girl friend or wife and be having sex like a rabbit.
Instead Bossman is smoking crack through an apple, gambling like a dumbass and playing loud music all night.

Bossman's brother though IS normal and is "dating" a hot fairly young MILF single mom.
Personally I'd rather have Bossman's brother's boring normal life working and getting laid than be Bossman drying out in jail facing years in prison where he doesn't Pass GO, doesn't get $200, doesn't get laid by a WOMAN and may end up being someone's bitch when he heads to prison after sentencing.

 

[The Stranger]

Exactly, Bossman besides his big talk is really an Incel.
A normal healthy guy in his late 20s should have a girl friend or wife and be having sex like a rabbit.
Instead Bossman is smoking crack through an apple, gambling like a dumbass and playing loud music all night.

Bossman's brother though IS normal and is "dating" a hot fairly young MILF single mom.
Personally I'd rather have Bossman's brother's boring normal life working and getting laid than be Bossman drying out in jail facing years in prison where he doesn't Pass GO, doesn't get $200, doesn't get laid by a WOMAN and may end up being someone's bitch when he heads to prison after sentencing.

You say that but he just fucked your mom last night, rat. DTPN

 

[False and Misleading]

Do we really need to psychoanalyze Bossman, the whole point is that its fun to laugh at him because he is a manchild/incel/whatever while going full N I G M O D E. No shit it would be better to be his brother, unless you want to have a thread on KF