The NFL Thread

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Lions v. Bills is one of those games where I am not angry at the Lions for losing. They fought til the end and I have my criticisms, but that’s a game where our defense is being stretched and your Offense can only do so much.

They rallied and my hope is that our D can get a few guys back before the playoffs and the fresher faces can gain confidence. They did okay against Allen.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Shanahan has never moved past "28-3".

I'm sure that's kinda PTSD inducing in some form.

Surely new teams will be rushing out to sign him specifically.

If not............dey be razist

I completely forgot he was still in the league. His career is going to be remembered for 1 memorable catch and a ton of injuries
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OBJ = Overly Boisterous Joker.

Gastineau is a shady dude. I never followed his NFL career, but I do seem to remember at the time, not many had good things to say about him.

He was a roid rage beast. The anti Lawrence Taylor.

Wew lad what a throw.

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I never got the people that say LamJax can't throw. He can chuck it 30 yards with the flick of his wrist.

Yeah, about that one score game take, it seems Spagnuolo's defense decided to show up again and Cleveland took the opportunity to be incompetent

And Jameis got his groove back.

Alright, now please just hand the ball off to Henry for the second half so my fantasy team doesn't suck this week

Yeah. Fucker made me eat shit in DFS. Should have easily been a 30 pt day for him.

Brian Flores was right about Tua.

He should have taken the money and run. Why increase the chance of becoming a vegetable faster?

BAKER FUCKING MAGIC VABY

FIRE THE CANNONS!

Also
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White rushing yards a bold pick.

Seriously though, Baker was on the street for anyone.

Even Eli:

 

[timewave0]

Tony Romo’s commentary is like my grandmother who has no clue what’s going on beyond what just happened.

The worst Romo verbal tick is instead of just saying something, like “that was a bad play call” he’ll almost always say something like “if I’m a _____ fan, right now I’m thinking that was a bad play call.” It’s almost like the Trump “I walked in here and said…” thing. Drives me crazy.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Siriani really tried to fuck me not giving any burn to saquan. I lucked out with Josh allen/Evans/worthy and cousin Nico balling out. Fuck the falcons. Dolphins ownership maybe shirts but not as bad as falcons ownership fuck thr falcons I hope we lose out

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Yeah. Fucker made me eat shit in DFS. Should have easily been a 30 pt day for him.

Literally going to lose this week by him. The difference between his projected and actual is more than my loss this week

 

[Absolutego]

I fucking hate the Packers
A lot of that shit was self-inflicted but goddamn

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I fucking hate the Packers
A lot of that shit was self-inflicted but goddamn

The Fail Mary may have been 12 years ago, but you still deserve more punishment for that

 

[Drama Fan]

Someone on the sideline just needs to steal LaFleur's challenge flag and hide it. 0/6 this year and maybe one of them made sense (I can't remember, so I'm being generous). I otherwise generally like him, but the red color must bring out his inner tard.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I fucking hate the Packers
A lot of that shit was self-inflicted but goddamn

That geno hit was dirty

The Fail Mary may have been 12 years ago, but you still deserve more punishment for that

Could be worse....could trade you a hof qb for peanuts srs brett farvre was a falcon is the 4th biggest slap in the face to the shit franchise

 

[Major Filth]

I fucking hate the Packers
A lot of that shit was self-inflicted but goddamn

Did someone hurt you? Go ahead and point it out on the doll.

 

[Absolutego]

Did someone hurt you? Go ahead and point it out on the doll.

Yes, his name is Jordan Love and he's the consequence of an organization that has got away with randomly drafting HOF qbs for 30 goddamn years

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

McNeil is out with a torn ACL and Davis is out with a fractured jaw.

The Lions effectively are a gold star offense with a defense pulled off the street.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

The Lions season right now is like a monkey's paw. "Detroit will have their best season in years bbbuuuutttttt their defensive starters will all slowly go down to injury"

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The Lions season right now is like a monkey's paw. "Detroit will have their best season in years bbbuuuutttttt their defensive starters will all slowly go down to injury"

David Montgomery is out with an MCL tear. It effectively is can they limp their way all the way until they get some of their defense back.

They probably can honestly, stranger Cinderella stories have happened in the NFL.

 

[W@rui]

 

[Señora Airi]

Kirko has thrown a TD for the first time in a month
He still somehow threw a pick to the Raiders

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Week 5 bye, 3 games in 11 days. League did Detroit dirty, what a shocker.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Kirk finally benched

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Week 5 bye, 3 games in 11 days. League did Detroit dirty, what a shocker.

Not a dirty as the Chiefs. Week 6 bye, 3 games in 12 days in November, 3 games in 10 days in December. The Lions got a 10 day break before the Bills. Chiefs got an 8 day "break" between those 3 game stretches.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Tomlin's face says it all.