Crime Beloved NYC bagel shop mourned by regulars after rat infestation forces sudden closure: ‘End of an era’

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Heartbroken crowds flocked to the beloved Absolute Bagels shop on the Upper West Side on Friday to mourn its sudden shuttering — which came after the kitchen was taken over by rats.

Kitchen equipment was being furiously carried out of the breakfast joint, which had landed on numerous best-bagel lists throughout its 30-year run.

A lone plain bagel stuffed with red flowers was laid outside the front of the store on Broadway between West 107th and 108th streets alongside a sign that read: “Thank you for your patronage for 30 years but…we have to go.”
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“I’m honestly going to go home and cry,” Kathryn Swain, 53, told The Post, noting that she had gotten everything bagel with plain cream cheese and tomato from the shop every day.

“It’s the center of this neighborhood. … Everyone inside — they feel like a family,” Swain said. “They’ve literally adopted me as their family. That’s what makes it special. It’s not a big business. They know everyone who comes in there.”

Absolute Bagels shocked the Manhattan neighborhood Thursday by throwing a “We are closed” sign in its windows without any warning to the public — a spectacle first reported by the West Side Rag.

The shop famously drew crowds every day of loyal visitors, including state Assemblymember-Elect Micah Lasher, who said he tried to reach the owner about keeping the business alive.
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But while the front of the bagel shop was constantly buzzing with loyal customers, the kitchen was in a deplorable state, the city said.

The city Department of Health slapped Absolute Bagels with a whopping 67-point violation sheet Wednesday — a severe report card that called for the immediate closure of the shop.

Rat droppings were found in the food preparation, storage and service areas, and sugar packets beneath the bagel counter were clearly gnawed by the pesky critters, inspectors said.
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Even worse, the rodent’s dead bodies were left to rot in glue traps on top of the walk-in unit, a representative for the DOH told The Post.

The food itself was also not properly cared for: The smoked salmon, for example, was covered in a nasty layer of condensed wastewater that was dripping from the display case.

“We ordered a closure because we found pest and food contamination conditions posing an imminent public health hazard,” the Health Department said.
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The shutdown is not the first that Absolute Bagels has dealt with. It was temporarily closed in 2013 and 2017 for similar conditions. But the most recent DOH report card appears to be the death knell.

Owner Samek Thongkrieng has reportedly not made any effort to begin the reopening process, which would involve another inspection by the DOH, and even told the property broker he wanted to let the space go.

“Samek just told the landlord, ‘I’m done. No more.’ And that’s it, we never got an explanation,” Rafe Evans, who first rented the space to Thongkrieng in 1992, told The Post.
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Since the store first opened, Absolute Bagels has been consistently rated as one of the best in the city and was especially famed for serving an assortment of offbeat-flavored bagels and schmears such as walnut cream cheese.

“It was fresh. They toasted it right. There was a good ratio of bagel to cream cheese,” said Xavier, 35, a Harlem resident who grew up in the Upper West Side and had visited Absolute Bagels for 24 years, of the fare.

“Sometimes the bagel is too big and they don’t put enough cream cheese, and sometimes the cream cheese is too much and the bagel is not good enough,” he said of other spots.
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Ashna Arora, 27, gasped when she walked by the shuttered shop and said, “No” to herself.

“It’s so sad. They’re iconic. They’re the best in the city. It’s really sad,” she said, adding that her go-to order was an onion bagel with scallion cream cheese.

“It’s the end of an era.”

Similarly, neighbor Christopher Wambu, 70, stopped in his tracks when he say the “closed” signs.

“What is this? Is this a joke? Oh my goodness,” he said.
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After the shock wore off, Wambu realized he would have to break the news to his 11-year-old grandson.

“My grandson who lives in DC comes just to buy bagels,” Wambu said. “That’s his favorite thing in New York, to eat bagels. Now I have to tell him they’re closed.”

Workers on Friday told The Post that Thailand-born Thongkrieng was shutting the business down because he is “tired and very old.”
The owner did not return The Post’s request for comment.
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“He said it’s time to retire,” said Jorge Naba, 55, who had been working at the shop since its inception 33 years ago.

“I feel bad for everybody. Every morning I see everyone. It’s like a family,” Evans said of customers and co-workers. I feel bad. All my life I have been working there.”

And vultures are already setting their eyes on making a profit on the chef’s history.

“There’s a lot of interest,” Evans said of prospective operators. “Other [types of business] are reaching out but [the bagel business] feels it is the right use for the space after 30 years of intense goodwill, so we’re going to rent it to a bagel place.”

But how soon that could be appears up in the air.

“I don’t believe that it’s in pristine condition … I don’t think it’s a turnkey operation,” Evans said.
 
Under normal circumstances, 67 points would not be enough for a deathblow, but based on the fact that there were 2 temporary closures, both involving the same issues, this was definitely a 3rd strike since the owner made no effort to improve upon the conditions. It was also mentioned in a gothamist article that the owner kept most of his pending and lower grades hidden from public view. Factor in leftists not wanting to "harm the businesses of non-white immigrants" and you had this breeding ground of a possible new plague.
 
New Yorkers eat literal rat shit and are proud of it.

The absolute state.
Jew Yorkers would rather eat a plate of actual rat shit than an excellent steak at a steakhouse in Omaha. As long as that shit fell out of a New York rat’s ass, it is therefore automatically better than anything else outside of New York. This is what New Yorkers unironically believe.
 
Maybe you should start cleaning up the city. Stop having it be a crime and rat infested hell hole.
Cool it with the antisemitism, bro!
Jew York City’s insistence that they have the best when it comes to absolutely everything is pretty funny when you challenge them on it. Gonna guess most of the bagel shops are in a similar position but they just have health inspectors that look the other way.
Typical thinking for big city bughive dwellers. Most of them have never even been on a farm. And there are actually people in large cities like NYC who've never left the city limits. Now me being from a rural area where hour+ roadtrips for fun are quite common, that is almost unfathomable to even think of. I don't know if it's a severely stunted worldview because they're psychologically fucked in the head from never traveling more than 20 blocks from their birthplace, or the fact that in those big places they are literally catered to by the world's infrastructure and can have damn near anything shipped to them, but I can't help but think that these people, who have never even seen a tractor or the beach, are just coping and deluding themselves that their (insert whatever) is the best ever, and nothing else could compare. Sorry, Schlomo Martinez Goldberg the 3rd, your slightly different take on bagels or pizza is just the same Sysco wholesale foods with a slight twist to it. You can get the same thing in Altoona, Martinsburg, or Chicago.
 
One time when I was at Jew York, I heard endlessly how amazing a chopped cheese was. I asked for recommendations on where to get the best one. So I got one and it was not very good. I reported back and was told only flyover hayseeds like myself get chopped cheeses at that spot and real Jew Yorkers get them at this other place. So I did and yeah, didn’t really taste much different. When I reported back, I got told that the true chopped cheese is actually at some other shithole. At that point I realized they were just talking shit and had no idea what the fuck they are talking about. The same thing applies to shitty bodegas.

I have no doubt there is great food there but New Yorkers are completely full of (rat) shit when it comes to food.
 
Sorry, Schlomo Martinez Goldberg the 3rd, your slightly different take on bagels or pizza is just the same Sysco wholesale foods with a slight twist to it. You can get the same thing in Altoona, Martinsburg, or Chicago.
Sbarro, which started off as an NYC restaurant, serves authentic NY-style pizza at every mall in the country. It’s also better quality than all of the cheap slice joints in the City.
I heard endlessly how amazing a chopped cheese was. I asked for recommendations on where to get the best one. So I got one and it was not very good.
A chopped cheese is just a cheap ground beef taco served in a bread roll instead of a tortilla. It’s nothing special.
 
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