Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[FinnSven]

Finland maybe paradise for Honorroll, he can get unlimited China.

This is how Finland deals with rape. Something tells me Chris is going to settle there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H31aRC3eOOI&t=181s

I beg to differ.

While Finns tend to be quiet and withdrawn, drinking mintuu and staring into the middle distance while cleaning their Pukko, they are not above occasional acts of serious cold blooded psychopathy, as the reds and Nazis found out.

Secondly, should Chris attempt to soul bond with the wrong elderly Finnish lady, he will be found the wrong side of the Russian border, seemingly fallen afoul of some overzealous border guards having wandered the wrong side while picking mushrooms and berries.

 

[King Kiwi]

I beg to differ.

While Finns tend to be quiet and withdrawn, drinking mintuu and staring into the middle distance while cleaning their Pukko, they are not above occasional acts of serious cold blooded psychopathy, as the reds and Nazis found out.

Secondly, should Chris attempt to soul bond with the wrong elderly Finnish lady, he will be found the wrong side of the Russian border, seemingly fallen afoul of some overzealous border guards having wandered the wrong side while picking mushrooms and berries.

God I wish Bob was around rn.

Rest his sweet soul, he'd make sure Chris was on the wrong side of the border.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

God I wish Bob was around rn.

Rest his sweet soul, he'd make sure Chris was on the wrong side of the border.

Bob, the primary author of the Green County Schoolboard Conspiracy?
Or Robert Chandler, creator of the M. Schroeder and Robert Snyder collusion conspiracy?
Imo he would have taken the cucking and said it was false because his mind couldn't handle the reality of the monster he created.

 

[FinnSven]

Bob, the primary author of the Green County Schoolboard Conspiracy?
Or Robert Chandler, creator of the M. Schroeder and Robert Snyder collusion conspiracy?
Imo he would have taken the cucking and said it was false because his mind couldn't handle the reality of the monster he created.

I wouldn't be surprised if had the barbussy saga happened in Bob's lifetime, he would have been found motionless in his car with the engine running and a hose from the exhaust through the window.

 

[CFC-12]

I'm pretty sure the BMW was Bob's, not Barb's. Barb had the Caddy. But you are correct that Chris cannot drive a manual transmission.

Barb bought the BMW in 2009 and drove that along with her Aerostar, Bob had the Mitsu and I guess a Honda Prelude, and then Chris had the Escort wagon. Chris acquired the Caddy in 2012ish after Bob died and the Escort shit the bed.

 

[King Kiwi]

I wouldn't be surprised if had the barbussy saga happened in Bob's lifetime, he would have been found motionless in his car with the engine running and a hose from the exhaust through the window.

Locked in a garage?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Well, while it most probably won't ever happen, getting banned from a whole country is just Chris' next logical step.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Unless your left-handed

Hey, I am left-handed and learned just fine!

Well, while it most probably won't ever happen, getting banned from a whole country is just Chris' next logical step.

So now when he's started to travel internationally, will he have a globe with pin for every country he's been booted off and told to never return?

 

[Glowie]

I wouldn't be surprised if had the barbussy saga happened in Bob's lifetime, he would have been found motionless in his car with the engine running and a hose from the exhaust through the window.

Bob would lop a a axe against Chris' head if he was around when Chris was fucking his wife.

 

[King Kiwi]

Hey, I am left-handed and learned just fine!

Where do you think I get my snarkiness from?

I have this theory that people who are left-handed are more in touch with themselves because everything they do they bring it closer to their heart.

Including drinking.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Where do you think I get my snarkiness from?

I have this theory that people who are left-handed are more in touch with themselves because everything they do they bring it closer to their heart.

Including drinking.

Me, who has cross-dominance...

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Because I cannot edit the post above...
As posted in Random Chris Updates, Chris's still in Finland.
A guy posted a pic of the place on the Ylilauta forums.

It doesn't show anything that would suggest that Chris is at the property.
There's a slight issue though.
The pic is of the wrong side of the building. This is the correct one.

If the guy returns there and takes a pic, good, but I think we lost the one chance we had...
The only other option would be if Chris wrote a review of the place, but I learned it might actually not be mandatory...
If anyone needs the reminder of how I figured out that this was the place, the link to the thread is here.


Edit: I am sad to announce it, but unless it is an elaborate hoax...

https://www.airbnb.com/users/show/543257710

I have been wrong.

What the hell is happening with Chris now? No idea.

 

[Hack for crack]

He needs to marry her since he put a baby in her. He is going to be a father. Calling it. Chris Chan stay winning.

You motherfuckers said I was dumb for posting this

 

[finntard]

I don’t know if this has been posted here already. Snappisensuroimatonis like Finnish equivalent of lolcow but like more thrashy and the users are mostly teenagers. There’s a topic about Flutter if anyone recognizes her. Someone there posted this old sighting of Chris and Flutter behind him at Tripla.

https://www.reddit.com/r/snappisensuroimaton/s/Uf5kkXZspo

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I don’t know if this has been posted here already. Snappisensuroimatonis like Finnish equivalent of lolcow but like more thrashy and the users are mostly teenagers. There’s a topic about Flutter if anyone recognizes her. Someone there posted this old sighting of Chris and Flutter behind him at Tripla.

https://www.reddit.com/r/snappisensuroimaton/s/Uf5kkXZspo

Thanks for posting it here. I did post it in Flutter thread, but not yet edited it into the first post, nor shared it here.
Yeah, this is Pancho Villa in Tripla, pic being all the way from April.

 

[deadson]

I don’t know if this has been posted here already. Snappisensuroimatonis like Finnish equivalent of lolcow but like more thrashy and the users are mostly teenagers. There’s a topic about Flutter if anyone recognizes her. Someone there posted this old sighting of Chris and Flutter behind him at Tripla.

https://www.reddit.com/r/snappisensuroimaton/s/Uf5kkXZspo

I swear the minute a clear picture of Flutter surfaces the internet is going to fucking break.

 

[FedPostalService]

I swear the minute a clear picture of Flutter surfaces the internet is going to fucking break.

I think it will be a sign of the apocalypse at this stage.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I don’t know if this has been posted here already. Snappisensuroimatonis like Finnish equivalent of lolcow but like more thrashy and the users are mostly teenagers. There’s a topic about Flutter if anyone recognizes her. Someone there posted this old sighting of Chris and Flutter behind him at Tripla.

https://www.reddit.com/r/snappisensuroimaton/s/Uf5kkXZspo

Damn look at Chris' leg, it's not much wider than Flutter's. He's like Mr Potato from Peppa Pig

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris is back in Finland.

Hey, folks. I was correct.
Look what @octopox just DM'd me.
Happened just 15 mins ago.
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It also came with a voice message from him stating that they have sadly missed him. Hopefully the finnish tards can take a pic of Flutter.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Damn look at Chris' leg, it's not much wider than Flutter's. He's like Mr Potato from Peppa Pig
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I would not have recognized Chris if not for the coat/backpack combo. He looks skinny. Can he compress and extend his body like a sea slug?