Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Hey, folks. I was correct.
Look what @octopox just DM'd me.
Happened just 15 mins ago.
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It also came with a voice message from him stating that they have sadly missed him. Hopefully the finnish tards can take a pic of Flutter.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Hey, folks. I was correct.
Look what @octopox just DM'd me.
Happened just 15 mins ago.
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It also came with a voice message from him stating that they have sadly missed him. Hopefully the finnish tards can take a pic of Flutter.
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doing my best to find that motherfucker bro just disappeared when i instantly got the news he was in redi, i ran to the fucking metro to see if he was there but no he was gone, but at least we know he is here, and chris chan and flutter have been caught in like 3 malls now in helsinki, so probably the place to find them is in the malls. BUT I’LL DO MY BEST TO GET A GOOD PHOTO OF FLUTTER.

Those screenshots are mine btw instantly after i got the news i had to dm
 
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octopox said:
doing my best to find that motherfucker bro just disappeared when i instantly got the news he was in redi, i ran to the fucking metro to see if he was there but no he was gone, but at least we know he is here, and chris chan and flutter have been caught in like 3 malls now in helsinki, so probably the place to find them is in the malls. BUT I’LL DO MY BEST TO GET A GOOD PHOTO OF FLUTTER.

Those screenshots are mine btw instantly after i got the news i had to dm
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Fair enough. Don't let @Zeus Blue Thunder influence you too much; he's weirdly obsessed with all of this. Anything you can get is fine, and don't worry if it doesn't pan out.
 
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octopox said:
doing my best to find that motherfucker bro just disappeared when i instantly got the news he was in redi, i ran to the fucking metro to see if he was there but no he was gone, but at least we know he is here, and chris chan and flutter have been caught in like 3 malls now in helsinki, so probably the place to find them is in the malls. BUT I’LL DO MY BEST TO GET A GOOD PHOTO OF FLUTTER.

Those screenshots are mine btw instantly after i got the news i had to dm
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We appreciate your efforts, just please don't be obnoxious and stalk them. Don't drive after them, run after them, hunt them down you know what I mean.

Better to be like one of those African safari biologists from afar that doesn't interact or harass their subjects.
 
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King Kiwi said:
We appreciate your efforts, just please don't be obnoxious and stalk them. Don't drive after them, run after them, hunt them down you know what I mean.
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The poo is not for touching. The poo is not for touching. The poo is not for touching. The poo...

King Kiwi said:
Better to be like one of those African safari biologists from afar that doesn't interact or harass their subjects.
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Or blow every little thing that they do completely out of proportion. Just because Chris drives to Wendy's for shit food doesn't mean that HIS NEXT STOP IS TO FINISH THE JOB HE STARTED BACK IN 2011 WHEN HE DIDN'T TOTALLY MOW DOWN THAT FILTHY JEW, MICHAEL SNYDER, AND GRIND HIM INTO THE PAVEMENT UNDER SON-CHU'S MIGHTY WHEELS!!!!!
 
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Alcalino9000 said:
do you want her to play chris or flutter?
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Both

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Hey, folks. I was correct.
Look what @octopox just DM'd me.
Happened just 15 mins ago.
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It also came with a voice message from him stating that they have sadly missed him. Hopefully the finnish tards can take a pic of Flutter.
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I can't imagine raping your mother, getting off with a slap on the wrist, then gallivanting around Europe with your midget gal pal. Like Elphaba, Chris is defying accountability.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Hey, folks. I was correct.
Look what @octopox just DM'd me.
Happened just 15 mins ago.
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It also came with a voice message from him stating that they have sadly missed him. Hopefully the finnish tards can take a pic of Flutter.
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Jesus fuck don't set the newbie up for your flavor of faggotry.
octopox said:
doing my best to find that motherfucker bro just disappeared when i instantly got the news he was in redi, i ran to the fucking metro to see if he was there but no he was gone, but at least we know he is here, and chris chan and flutter have been caught in like 3 malls now in helsinki, so probably the place to find them is in the malls. BUT I’LL DO MY BEST TO GET A GOOD PHOTO OF FLUTTER.

Those screenshots are mine btw instantly after i got the news i had to dm
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That's literally all we ask for, a clear picture of OPL and his cabbage.
 
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Éamonn Ceannt said:
@octopox So what exactly is the 500 bus? A bus route? If so do you have a map of the stops?
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No idea if this is accurate or not; Helsinki public transport isn't exactly my area of expertise.

And this is a general comment, not directed at anyone in particular: let's allow the Finns get on with it. They're on the ground, know the language, territory, and customs, and are far better equipped to handle things than any of us sitting behind keyboards in other countries are.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
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No idea if this is accurate or not; Helsinki public transport isn't exactly my area of expertise.

And this is a general comment, not directed at anyone in particular: let's allow the Finns get on with it. They're on the ground, know the language, territory, and customs, and are far better equipped to handle things than any of us sitting behind keyboards in other countries are.
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Fair enough. I was just wondering if the route correlated to where we think she might be from in Finland. But you’re right, it’s up to our Suomi friends.
 
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No idea if this is accurate or not; Helsinki public transport isn't exactly my area of expertise.

And this is a general comment, not directed at anyone in particular: let's allow the Finns get on with it. They're on the ground, know the language, territory, and customs, and are far better equipped to handle things than any of us sitting behind keyboards in other countries are.
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I am informing Ylilauta about the updates regularly in the following thread. Nothing much came out of it though.
I am also in contact with several finns who have spotted Chris in the past.
I hope we can get something to work.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
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No idea if this is accurate or not; Helsinki public transport isn't exactly my area of expertise.

And this is a general comment, not directed at anyone in particular: let's allow the Finns get on with it. They're on the ground, know the language, territory, and customs, and are far better equipped to handle things than any of us sitting behind keyboards in other countries are.
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Yeah this is accurate, its the bus that goes to tripla and redi that people usually take.

(Chris chan was caught in redi and tripla)
 
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