DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cardinal Cardinal]

This is the equivalent of arguing you didn't kill someone in a hit and run accident, your car did because it is impossible for humans to produce the amount of blunt force trauma to do that.

I don't want to brag but, I'm pretty sure I could beat a toddler to death.

 

[KD6-3.7]

He probably doesnt have friends because hes a social retard

He absolutely doesn’t have friends. Any friends. He has his surely unhappy wife who copes with her lack of having any kind of joy or adventure in her life by eating DoorDashed fast food.

 

[KevJ]

I’m

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I’m

me too

 

[Brother Wind]

I’m not even joking around or trying to be an asshole when I say that Phil’s situation is dire as fuck and stresses me the fuck out even imagining for myself. You have Phil who will have a 15+ year gap in his resume after the last paypig gets bored of the findom, zero skills (this man has to pay people to do EVERYTHING for him. He is utterly helpless in every way), and he has ZERO friends outside his mo-wife or any semblance of a network. Everybody fucking hates him, and the internet archive of that is easily accessible to any future employer. This faggot is gonna be taking your credit card at the local car wash or just praying he can file some sort of disability for his “fucked up back”. Typical white trash government leech sounds more likely to me. And his fat bitch wife will be busting her ass at low end retail jobs until the diabetes finally does her in.

Just big oof. Couldn’t be me, friends.

don’t think that this arrangement can last for another 20 years. He’d gone bankrupt 5-6 years after 2015, arguably his last year of actual success before it all went into the shitter. 2025-26 is my prediction for when something big happens to his finances, just by looking at the pattern of behavior of a man that has not changed in 15 years.

Oh yeah no Phil is turbo fucked. I said it prior to KC this year. Like him putting everything on credit was really funny as his income ticks down.

Then naturally with a brief spike in income, increasing spending and credit was a really good idea. And its why I maintain he will not end his life as a full time streamer. Probably not even at all. Not unless he actually kills himself. Prior to KC I would have given it a few years. Now I give him a couple where he hits a point where his monthly income is below his debts.

In fact, this will be rainbow collecting post for the new year. But I am calling a stream in which he can't leave until he hits some emergency stream number. He will see his youtube pay check. Look at his paper printer list of bills and say uh oh. And so we will stream every game of 2025 the dents begged for and he waved them off. And it will be a very long day.

 

[Balr0g]

A good news for all Stellar blade fans. Only 30 streams like yesterdays Indiana jones stream and you can see Phil play a game with his eyes closed for one session before he "booby quits" the game and says "I am married dood" So step it up. Maybe he will do it right at new years beginning

 

[Pargon]

Then naturally with a brief spike in income, increasing spending and credit was a really good idea. And its why I maintain he will not end his life as a full time streamer. Probably not even at all. Not unless he actually kills himself. Prior to KC I would have given it a few years. Now I give him a couple where he hits a point where his monthly income is below his debts.

Diligently counting the seconds to DarksydePhil’s inevitable downfall, sitting uncomfortably in the lava bath wondering when Hell’s thermostat is finally going to do its job.

Some of the people here have been and will continue to hold their breath for an interminably long time

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

. Prior to KC I would have given it a few years. Now I give him a couple where he hits a point where his monthly income is below his debts.

One thing I will say is that the KC King arc was a perfect storm anomalous event. The coincidental confluence of: The Joon Doc coming out, KC was freshly transitioned from being an underdog to becoming big dogs with a large retarded audience unable to understand sarcasm, Rich was a "common enemy" while also being DSP's most obsessed longterm alog, and Warski is an internet pigroach in his own right yet has now been outed for harboring pedophiles and streaming CP himself. Whatever bump has occurred will never happen again, it'd be like a 1/1,000 chance.

DSP would have probably been in a better place now if he just labeled Joon as a Doody-tier detractor, ignored the documentary, retained the 1% doubt (mystique) that he was never DFTRs, never bothered with KC, and just continued his normal humiliating pity begging for groceries; but we all know he can't help himself. Now he scared away a few legacy dolphins and maybe even a whale who may or may not come back, time will tell.

 

[PieceofShet]

Whats the sitrep on the metokur interview? The ball is still bouncing on his side.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Whats the sitrep on the metokur interview? The ball is still bouncing on his side.

I don't think DSP ever made actual contact because Jim has DM's closed on twitter all he did was make that gay video and tweet it out about how he invited him. I wonder if we will get a segment of DSP just totally shitting on him for "dodging" the interview.

I do find it funny he sperged about needing to schedule Boogie/Wings a week ahead of time or some shit but he is hitting up Jim with less than two days of notice. Typical DSP.

 

[Balr0g]

He also tagged Jim on his "invitation tweet". But Jim seems to be busy playing old school Doom

 

[neger psykolog]

Whats the sitrep on the metokur interview? The ball is still bouncing on his side.

I believe metokur has tweetered about other shit since the "invitation" but hasn't acknowledged DSP at all.

I'm betting he won't either. The way DSP is doing it is incredibly disrespectful and slimy. If he was really interested he should've just put out a friendly tweeter to metokur (something he already failed at previously).

The only response metokur ever gave was when the KC people suggested it, so DSP could've even asked them to make the invite and they could've done it as a group.

It's not going to happen.

Edit: metokur has been tweetering in the past 2-3h and replying to someone else's tweets. They're all about video games and not really internet drama. It's close to actual Christmas so 100% this shit ain't happening.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I love that after all these recent sad boy streams he got whaled like that from what is pretty obviously 1 person. Now he can declare that everyone loves Indiana jones and we can expect that support to continue every time he plays it! Too bad after all that there was 2 dollars of liquidity. Also, I know this isn't what whatever retard gave him money is thinking but I almost feel like they whale just to show how ridiculous this all is. This 42 year old man child is streaming glacial progress in the new indiana jones game for sub 150 people and gets 500 bucks from mysterious nobodies. Just insanity. Him pretending this is all normal and he is naturally supported is the cherry on top. I expect he'll be high on his own supply today and when the next 50 dollar stream comes in the next few days we'll go straight back to sad boy hours. Money well spent retard just remember you only have to do this twice a day for the rest of your life.

Some Indiana Jones autism: I haven't paid any attention to his actual gameplay since some of his SF6 tard rages, but I have been playing Indiana Jones and enjoying it and I remember him saying how he liked it because he was "mainlining the story" and yet I noticed he has yet to leave the first area of the game. I checked his channel and he has 9 hours in this game while not being done with area 1. Mainlining just the story takes around 8-12 hours. At this rate it'll be like 4-6 months before he can finish it. When he played BG3 for like 6 months he was playing at a supersonic speed compared to this. BG3 now would take him 18+ months to finish. We are just done with games at this point. It's never been more transparent how he is only turning on a game as background visuals while he just sits there and begs you for money.

EDIT: Might I suggest to any whale who may be reading this that you whale Phil much harder so we can hit food eating goals so often that he is having to order fast food daily? A backlog of slop could be fun and hell maybe you can even become his feeder and kill him if the support is high enough.

 

[Kane lives in death]

First time we are approaching $500 contribution while top superchat is $5 and top tip is a whopping $2

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so all that money came from memberships?, from new accounts that started talking a week ago in chat?.
i mean guys im obviously not sure if this is what happened, but have you all forgotten about the argentinian saga? are we in for the long awaited sequel?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Looks like the alpha whale was making a powerplay to ensure Kick isn't sent to the shadow realm and he can keep larping in its chat.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I'm reminded of the $5 yakuza streams. when can we expect to receive a lecture about liquidity?

 

[neger psykolog]

Someone posted a link to this gay ass YouTube channel in the kiwifarms reviews thread that is basically just an AI podcast that discusses shit on kiwifarms. It's not really "negative" but it's really gay.

It's obviously intended for normies to stumble upon and watch and probably just exists to farm views/money (and is the sort of thing that will eventually make DSPs own videos get even less and less income)

There's a 12 minute long video that is just about the DSP sub forum that is just fucking hilarious.

There's a part where they mention the importance or some shit or presenting DSP "with khantext" and they don't even mention the significance of "out of khantext" when it comes to DSP lol.

They also mention "the incident".

I'm really curious how many threads and posts the video is based on. They mention that this section is big but don't really mention just how big and autistic this subforum is.

This will also the type of shir that will make monetized "detractor" khantent on YouTube become unprofitable also (unless they have a real audience). It's totally plausible an AI could put out better videos than hardcore detractors eventually lol.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

So I guess even Phil finally realized Kino Casino want nothing to do with him. As he said, "there's only so many collabs we can do" even though not long ago he was talking about doing more streams together after december. He also hasn't been in their chat after that pathetic 10 gifted subs and begging their whales to come back, hasn't he? Any developments or mentions about KC or they're still with their own gay orgy pedo Discord drama?

So much for liking their content so much that the second they didn't return Phil just lost all interest.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

so all that money came from memberships?, from new accounts that started talking a week ago in chat?.
i mean guys im obviously not sure if this is what happened, but have you all forgotten about the argentinian saga? are we in for the long awaited sequel?

Unlike Youtube Kick doesn't have regional pricing, so Argentinian detractor gauchos can't game the system on there.

 

[Comma]

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