Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Also his paypigs usually tip (pretty generously) when they order for him or troll order.

I really regret not saving the screenshot but if my memory is correct an ALog on the subreddit posted a screenshot of his InstaCart order to the second bog den. The order was either a large blocks of wood pellets/chips or shavings for animal bedding, or the 50 pounds of bird seed. The troles actually had it down to what was the cheapest, heaviest and most inconvenient for the boy to handle.
But I digress....
Even though it was a fairly cheap item the trole gave the driver a $20 tip since it was a heavy bag that had to go up a flight of stairs. Cobes doesn't tip at all and we still have the famous clip of "gonna have to skimp on that donayshun to make this food hack work" when he refused to leave any money for a charity Papa Johns was working with because he wanted more toppings.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I really regret not saving the screenshot but if my memory is correct an ALog on the subreddit posted a screenshot of his InstaCart order to the second bog den. The order was either a large blocks of wood pellets/chips or shavings for animal bedding, or the 50 pounds of bird seed. The troles actually had it down to what was the cheapest, heaviest and most inconvenient for the boy to handle.
But I digress....
Even though it was a fairly cheap item the trole gave the driver a $20 tip since it was a heavy bag that had to go up a flight of stairs. Cobes doesn't tip at all and we still have the famous clip of "gonna have to skimp on that donayshun to make this food hack work" when he refused to leave any money for a charity Papa Johns was working with because he wanted more toppings.
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The Alog didn't even get a reaction for his delivery, IIRC. All that wasted money and effort to inconvenience a retard and a poor, innocent gig worker.

 

[Devious Dave]

Thinking about how bad he is with money is pretty entertaining

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It’s pretty depressing. I was thinking that now he is okay. Donations pay for the food and booze, tug boat and daddy keep roof and lights on. This is only going to last so long though. He is boring as fuck and only getting worse. What happens when these zoomers get bored and donations stop?

That’s when it’s going to be interesting and sad…

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

KingCobraJFS is the posterchild for eugenics. Someone as ungenius as Josh being able to survive for the last 12 years in the wasteland that is the middle of Wyoming simply proves that Humanity has conquered the conditions that once conquered Us. The Ubermensch have already conquered the world. We didn't need to massacre retards by the truckload to get here and to do so now would only tarnish that achievement. Giant OLED TVs with nothing but Cobra stuffing his face should play in every place struck by hunger so that they, too, can know that salvation has arrived—it's just not where they are right now. It's drunkenly waiting at the foot of the front door to a trailer in Casper, Wyoming for the DoorDash driver to make it over that last country mile.

Just keep in mind that even this guy can get laid, whats your excuse troles?

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

It’s pretty depressing. I was thinking that now he is okay. Donations pay for the food and booze, tug boat and daddy keep roof and lights on. This is only going to last so long though. He is boring as fuck and only getting worse. What happens when these zoomers get bored and donations stop?

That’s when it’s going to be interesting and sad…

Same thing that happened with Chris Chan, he's going to be forced to always interact with the internet to some degree. Luckily, Cobes is pretty isolated so he won't have a chance to have an incident like Chris did but he will have to continue to at least giving us the barest of slop content because we own his sad pathetic life.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Fate really intervened to make sure Josh wasn't born in a time where he could have easy access to slaves. God forbid cisgender alive female of age slaves.

KingCobraJFS is exactly the type of dude who founding fathers had in mind while drafting the constitution. Unholy satan bless the good ol' USA!

 

[Shinkai]

I could see Cobes as the decadent son of a Roman emperor who persecutes Christians and makes disgusting food hacks and drink combos with lead sweetened wine.

Cobricius, son of Clintonius!

Come to think of it Cobes does have the appearance of the later part of most royal families. Usually at the decades of inbreeding and gluttony stage

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I've been told before that Cobes has cried about the state of his health and admitted drinking and drugs is a way to slowly kill himself or whatever. Does anyone have clips of that? Couldn't find em, and no I don't want to see them because I'm a sicko.

The reason I ask is the first step of getting help is admitting you need help. Josh has said similar things in the past but I don't know if he comprehends what it means. If he actually did some of that stuff it'd show he might have some awareness, but I might just be optimistic. Keep on rocking bud.

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

I've been told before that Cobes has cried about the state of his health and admitted drinking and drugs is a way to slowly kill himself or whatever. Does anyone have clips of that? Couldn't find em, and no I don't want to see them because I'm a sicko.

The reason I ask is the first step of getting help is admitting you need help. Josh has said similar things in the past but I don't know if he comprehends what it means. If he actually did some of that stuff it'd show he might have some awareness, but I might just be optimistic. Keep on rocking bud.

As far as I am aware that information came from Jessica Boyle who is such an unreliable narrator that I wouldn't trust her if she told me the sky is blue.

 

[ibeatmywife]

As far as I am aware that information came from Jessica Boyle who is such an unreliable narrator that I wouldn't trust her if she told me the sky is blue.

Nah there is a good chance she wasn't lying. During cobes infamous December blackout livestream where he fell down and hit his head he was by his door basically crying about doordash orders never ending and he's punching the wall saying he's sick of it SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIT DOOD he starts rambling about how he drinks and smokes because it's a slow way to kill yourself and he's too much of a coward to do it outright because fuck suicide doodt.

 

[GameratePTSD]

I've been told before that Cobes has cried about the state of his health and admitted drinking and drugs is a way to slowly kill himself or whatever. Does anyone have clips of that? Couldn't find em, and no I don't want to see them because I'm a sicko.

The reason I ask is the first step of getting help is admitting you need help. Josh has said similar things in the past but I don't know if he comprehends what it means. If he actually did some of that stuff it'd show he might have some awareness, but I might just be optimistic. Keep on rocking bud.

He has said that before and he also outright stated that he attempted suicide multiple times, although it sounds more like regarded bragging than anything.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Nah there is a good chance she wasn't lying. During cobes infamous December blackout livestream where he fell down and hit his head he was by his door basically crying about doordash orders never ending and he's punching the wall saying he's sick of it SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIT DOOD he starts rambling about how he drinks and smokes because it's a slow way to kill yourself and he's too much of a coward to do it outright because fuck suicide doodt.

Was that the same stream where the broken cigarette incident happened?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Was that the same stream where the broken cigarette incident happened?

I think it was a different livestream but I could be wrong and it could be the same one I forget because it was a long time ago like 1 year atleast and it was one of his longer streams I think it was 6-8 hours long.

 

[Shinkai]

Was that the same stream where the broken cigarette incident happened?

Social media doesn't give a shit meltdown is the ciggie break. Aswell as the hat beatdown and the cute lighter. But I don't think he mentioned the door dash that sounds like a later one

 

[California King]

I think it was a different livestream but I could be wrong and it could be the same one I forget because it was a long time ago like 1 year atleast and it was one of his longer streams I think it was 6-8 hours long.

If it wasn't the same stream, it was around the same time. End of last year IIRC.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Social media doesn't give a shit meltdown is the ciggie break. Aswell as the hat beatdown and the cute lighter. But I don't think he mentioned the door dash that sounds like a later one

We should call the ciggie stream Broken Arrow meltdown because fuck the nukes toobz

 

[funscape]

Nah there is a good chance she wasn't lying. During cobes infamous December blackout livestream where he fell down and hit his head he was by his door basically crying about doordash orders never ending and he's punching the wall saying he's sick of it SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIT DOOD he starts rambling about how he drinks and smokes because it's a slow way to kill yourself and he's too much of a coward to do it outright because fuck suicide doodt.

It's slow until it isn't. I suspect Josh doesn't realize the end stage of his predicament. Being intubated and on dialysis, multiple organ failure and not even getting the mercy of pain killing meds because your liver is too fucked to metabolize any drugs.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Did that bitch ever get the wand he promised her or did he spend the shipping money doordash again?

It’s been like 4 months. She’s never getting that wand.

 

[bonified retard]

Did that bitch ever get the wand he promised her or did he spend the shipping money doordash again?

It’s been like 4 months. She’s never getting that wand.

He said he sent it awhile back, but there's no telling if she actually received it.