Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I also did the thing where I wandered off to follow other things until late 2022 when it was "safe" to come back to this topic because obedience was no longer enforced.

If I'm going to say something I know is particularly unpopular, or that turns out to be, I usually say it and then drop it. I have a soft rule of no more than three plies or so of replies to the same person on the same subject because nobody likes the thread shat up by dueling retards. It's also rare the discussion remains productive if it's just rehashing the same arguments.

So I'll usually just post it and suck up the puzzle pieces or whatever (or tard rage if my impulse control is particularly low that day).

Politics is usually that kind of issue. I don't exactly make a secret my politics are at least more left than the majority leaning here, and I don't really see other relatively libtarded people doing that, and I don't pretend to have opinions I don't to fit in, but if something is going over like a lead balloon why bother?

I was generally pretty critical of Beard's filings and generally got nothing but some puzzle pieces I didn't care about anyway, since a fair amount was simply things like presentation, i.e. absolutely shitty drafting where the font would change in the middle of a table of authorities and other nerd stuff.

Also there was sort of a rule (and to some extent still is) that Multimedia threads were fan threads and not lolcow threads, and moving this to Lolcows more or less changed the rule. I doubt anyone after Rekieta is going to get that kind of treatment again, and even the Jim thread has some persistent ayylawgs (who sometimes have a point although are often just mega mad).

An even bigger rule is you don't go into cow threads (or entire cow forums) and white knight the cow. That will always just fucking annoy anyone.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

It boggles my mind that Nick, at his age and his stage of life, feels he can connect with her on any level.

It is precisely Ape's lack of the responsibilities that a typical adult would have, that is the aphrodisiac for Nick. The total stereotypical middle-age regrets, made even worse by self-medicating with booze, drugs and a pesky personality disorder.

Just like his hero, Lester Burnham, Nick wanted the position with " the least responsibility". He was tired of having to herd 5 kids and a checked-out wife. He broke under the 'burden' of having to wear the many hats of a parent. He was looking for total escape from adulting. He was full of resentment of having to be the breadwinner, the bottle-washer, the bus driver. When was he, the poor put upon Nicky, ever going to be able to just enjoy the fruits of his labor? He certainly wasn't getting any enjoyment from his choice of wife or the fruits of his loins.
April is a womanchild. No children or responsibilities of her own, no job and a husband she had no real loyalty to. He could live in his fantasy world and take his stupid choice of a car and stupid choice of a sex partner, and pretend he was young again. What did he think would be the repercussions? He didn't care.
He was and is deluded and detestable.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Aaron addressed the possible gayop drama last night in the first few minutes of STMS.

Aaron, respectfully, shut the fuck up.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'm still having trouble imagining Nick's new anti-drug while doing endless whiskey shots show. How did that even make sense in his head?

"Not doing drugs is easy. I did it. Just stop doing drugs! Anyway, I forgot to read this super chat from Anime sucks...."

This is so stupid that I've changed my mind. I choose to believe it's real unless Rekieta specifically denies it. I note that he referenced what Aaron claimed without denying it.

April's social media profile, however - the tongue, shaka gesture, the defiant and pouty emo pics - screams Zoomer.

No it doesn't and quite the opposite, based on the way she presents herself I assumed she was 5-10 years older than she actually was for a long time.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Not doing drugs is easy. I did it. Just stop doing drugs! Anyway, I forgot to read this super chat from Anime sucks...."

"AnimeSucks requested a farewell toast to our dear friend cocaine, gone but not forgotten. Bottoms up!"

 

[Rick Nekieta]

My evil twin is such a faggot. He can't sell what he's already provided for free: The greatest anti-substance abuse PSA in the history of the world.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Was interested to see if Nick's "celebrity" is still being followed in the media. It appears not, except where he is a major celebrity : Willmar on KWLM. On-Air Personality & News Director "JP Cola" covers every step of the case. Wonder if anyone on staff has a connection? Didn't see any familiar family names on staff, but Willmar is a small town. Wouldn't be surprised if there was a courthouse/media relation. [ Spoiler ]

My brother or sister in Christ, nice work, but archive! Some of them were, but small town media is notorious for disappearing:

1. https://archive.ph/nYFk3
2. https://archive.ph/LM1M2
3. https://archive.ph/o41bu
4. https://archive.ph/UgiyR
5. https://archive.ph/Vx7A0
6. https://archive.ph/wCsBl
7. https://archive.ph/zMH94
8. https://archive.ph/n0HX5
9. https://archive.ph/wjemM

Say what you will about Aaron (in his thread goddmit), but Nick is just the absolute most wet-brained of the bunch. His little gay DMs may have finally yielded some delicious corn for the harvest! Bit late, Nicky- corn season was over about a month ago, but we'll do our best with it!

(The last one is for your retarded ex-gf who you had to give up for the cage of life you built for yourself. You'll pine for it when you violate your probation and end up in the clink. Likely during as DUI. I hope there are no fatalities.)

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

My evil twin is such a faggot. He can't sell what he's already provided for free: The greatest anti-substance abuse PSA in the history of the world.

Him and Spoony

 

[carl9987]

Culturally, you are correct. On the facts, they're both Millennials. Most say Millennials are born between '81-'96 wth some disagreement on a year or two.

April's social media profile, however - the tongue, shaka gesture, the defiant and pouty emo pics - screams Zoomer. (Also, she follows Call Her Daddy. Of course she does.) Besides being vaguely MAGA, gun-loving and patriotic she has no real ideology that can be placed.
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What's notable is that social media changed the world in the Millennial years. April, a younger Millennial, believed that her online presence would breed success, at least partly. Her 'no shame' attitude is very Zoomer to me. In contrast, Nick's barely on IG. He mostly posts major events. That's very older-Millennial/Gen X behavior.

They do share this... oversharing.

God what a piece of thrash home wrecking whore. Imaging trading your safe comfy family life to this cum filled slut.

 

[Harambe]

April and Nick both have birthdays this month, which got me thinking. I cannot wrap my head around April and Nick’s age gap and the implications.

As someone who has braved an age gap that size, 13 years is probably the maximum gap where you're both mutually attractive to each other, still in a conceivable dating range (so neither feels totally grossed out) and focus on the sex and the incredible potential for more and better sex there. A May/August type romance, no one is robbing the cradle or the grave. I have friends who are a generation older and a generation younger than me, and the older people want to talk about shows from the 90s I didn't see and the younger people want to watch child abuse and sharty memes on youtube. They reach different parts of me I guess.

So yeah, it's not so hard to conceptualize, Nick is not considerably more or less youthful than April or Aaron, so the attraction is intelligible, and their relationship was about coke and the extraordinary pleasures of an extramarital affair. April and Nick were the 'get' and Aaron and Kayla were the 'reachers' in the respective relationships. Aaron is extremely unattractive, even and especially compared to Nick, any pussy near Aaron will always be eyeing ANY exit, since he is pathetically ugly and untalented even for small market Internet radio.

What would the two of them have to talk about given their different experiences? I'm about April's age, I grew up watching 80s movies and TV. Culture has radically flattened, we now have on-demand access to TV and movies from any decade. Aside from Nick knowing more foundational and historic television, the two could very easily have close to identical tastes in media and have lots to talk about and many things in common. Hearing a younger person's perspective is interesting (though often not so very exciting), and hearing an older person's adult memories of times when you were a child or unplugged from what the fuck was happening in the world is interesting also. I doubt either have many interesting stories, they are just goofy, undersexed provincial fuckups. They probably don't have many cool talks since they're such dreadfully dull and uncool nerdy types. I mean Nick is a 'straight' theater kid through and through, dude knows nothing and has done nothing of interest in his life, though he has amused himself quite well.

I believe their affair was to prove to themselves they were more attractive and could pull a charismatic and interesting person, and also, presumably just for the joy of fucking, and also, they were on coke, which is both fun and arousing.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm still having trouble imagining Nick's new anti-drug while doing endless whiskey shots show. How did that even make sense in his head?

Maybe the idea was to turn his stream into this drunk dunk tank humiliation ritual where you pay nickels to have nick degrade himself while drunk and high and rapidly killing his brain

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Maybe the idea was to turn his stream into this drunk dunk tank humiliation ritual where you pay nickels to have nick degrade himself while drunk and high and rapidly killing his brain

The Kino Kasino already exists.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm still having trouble imagining Nick's new anti-drug while doing endless whiskey shots show. How did that even make sense in his head?

This is so stupid that I've changed my mind. I choose to believe it's real unless Rekieta specifically denies it. I note that he referenced what Aaron claimed without denying it.

He really truly believes he is a celebrity.

Again, Aaron, or his source, might be full of crap here, but damned if it doesn't sound like something Nick would think up.

That's a funny thing about Nick now. You could probably come up with any cockamamie idea in your head, say it's Nick's idea, and people would at least have to stop and ponder whether you're right.

Not that I suggest doing that, but it does highlight how far gone in the head people know Nick is now.

After your 8 year old tests positive for cocaine, the sky's the limit in terms of how stupid people might think you are.

God what a piece of thrash home wrecking whore. Imaging trading your safe comfy family life to this cum filled slut.

That's why it would be funny if his plea deal includes a no contact provision with April.

Man, I am such a stud! My 29 year old girlfriend is so hot. Much better than my wife with her destroyed body. I also totally owned Aaron by stealing her!


Yeah, about that, I got some bad news for you...


Can you imagine it?

Even if it doesn't happen, she's gonna leave him eventually. She's gold digging trash, and Nick's marketability is in the toilet.

 

[BigPeanut]

the tongue, shaka gesture, the defiant and pouty emo pics

But that’s the most early 2000’s millennial shit ever same with duckface.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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"Not doing drugs is easy. I did it. Just stop doing drugs! Anyway, I forgot to read this super chat from Anime sucks...."

This is so stupid that I've changed my mind. I choose to believe it's real unless Rekieta specifically denies it. I note that he referenced what Aaron claimed without denying it.


No it doesn't and quite the opposite, based on the way she presents herself I assumed she was 5-10 years older than she actually was for a long time.

Anime sucks, cope and Sneed.

 

[drsb]

Culturally, you are correct. On the facts, they're both Millennials. Most say Millennials are born between '81-'96 wth some disagreement on a year or two.

April's social media profile, however - the tongue, shaka gesture, the defiant and pouty emo pics - screams Zoomer. (Also, she follows Call Her Daddy. Of course she does.) Besides being vaguely MAGA, gun-loving and patriotic she has no real ideology that can be placed.
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What's notable is that social media changed the world in the Millennial years. April, a younger Millennial, believed that her online presence would breed success, at least partly. Her 'no shame' attitude is very Zoomer to me. In contrast, Nick's barely on IG. He mostly posts major events. That's very older-Millennial/Gen X behavior.

They do share this... oversharing.

WOW, does she ever look rough! Like I said earlier, rode hard put away wet. This is what drugs do to you!

 

[Pedophobe]

God what a piece of thrash home wrecking whore. Imaging trading your safe comfy family life to this cum filled slut.

Yeah and the women involved aren't much better.

 

[not william stenchever]

Yeah, his poor judgment relates to the narcissism, the mid brain, the lack of work ethic, and the poor character, but plenty of dumb lazy narcs with pretensions to grandeur have at least some strategy and know when to hold 'em/ fold 'em. Not Nick. He has a teenaged boy's sense of snickering strategy: simple, poorly considered, and whatever allows him to get what he wants RIGHT NOW, long view or judiciousness be damned.

If I had to pick between Rekieta or Beavis & Butthead as my legal team the choice is clear as day.

 

[3MMA]

Aaron is extremely unattractive, even and especially compared to Nick, any pussy near Aaron will always be eyeing ANY exit, since he is pathetically ugly and untalented even for small market Internet radio.

I disagree with this in theory. Aaron comes across much more grounded than Nick, much more. It’s not difficult to see why Kayla, sick of Nicks flights of fancy & total bullshit all the time, went for a guy like Aaron. Nick is very manipulative, Aaron is more of an upfront person. I don’t think any of them are particularly attractive, none of the Qover four, but, I can see why each person was drawn to each person (or persons) they were involved with. Let’s not forget that Aaron was particularly attractive to Nick, & still is the object of his obsession.

You can’t really put a marker on why someone finds something or someone appealing. Some things just defy logic & reason. And good taste. Across the board, any of the Qover could be called extremely unattractive, & to be fair, vice versa. I guess my point is that I think Nick is the most unattractive of the guys. It’s subjective, & depends on the eyes of the beholder.

 

[Goatchoker]

If I had to pick between Rekieta or Beavis & Butthead as my legal team the choice is clear as day.

Hehe court like, sucks.