Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
To add to this, April is extraordinarily stunted for a 30-year-old woman. I don’t know about you guys, but I have talked to literal children who are more insightful, more self-aware and more emotionally intelligent than April. There is so little going on upstairs, and it is obvious that she merely adopts the politics. opinions, and speech patterns of whatever guy she is fucking. It boggles my mind that Nick, at his age and his stage of life, feels he can connect with her on any level.
She's a fleshlight that turns into a bad copy of the person who uses her the most.
 
The last one is for your retarded ex-gf who you had to give up for the cage of life you built for yourself.
I hope Kayla has figured out how to ignore and annoy him at the same time. Otherwise, Nick is going to relentlessly hound her about what he gave up for her. She needs to be able to repay that with apathy. Nick would hate being ignored.
 
Thanks brother/sister in Christ. My bad, and TY for archiving.


After reading the articles and the headlines, I'm even more convinced someone on KWLM staff knows Nick personally, is related to him, or related to the case for that many articles to be written.

Looked into JP Cola (guy writing all the Rekieta articles). Interesting bio with some things that stood out (see below).

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I was born in Minneapolis and raised in Bloomington, one of 6 children of Bert and Estelle Cola. I graduated from Bloomington Lincoln High School in 1980, went to Brown Institute, and entered the world of radio. I came to Q102 in 1990, then left to work for 4 years in Sioux Falls SD, then came back to assume the post of News Director in 1998. My wife Sharon works as a registered nurse and I have two sons, Tony and Mike. Outside the station I like skiing, biking, acting at the Barn Theater and getting involved at St. Mary's Church. Go Twins!


1 ) Wife Sharon Cola :
  • Registered nurse
  • Works at Divine House in Willmar as a case manager per LinkedIn.
The Divine House [ Archive ]

In the caring tradition of Divine House, Inc:​

  • Our program is designed to meet the needs of the people we serve
  • We acknowledge and address all aspects of life for our residents
  • We incorporate social, spiritual, recreational and family participation as part of normal daily living
  • We understand that many challenges of people with disabilities deserve a special place when residential services are needed
  • We offer services designed around each individual’s needs
  • We believe that individuals with disabilities have strengths and abilities that can be built upon to improve their function and quality of life
Divine House, Inc. has been providing waivered services since 1985 in the Willmar area. At Divine House, Inc. we don’t forget that the little things really do matter. Flexibility and empathy are often the keys to success.

Divine House offers services for:​

  • Traumatic Brain Injury
    • Hospital level
    • Nursing Home level
  • Independent Living Skills
  • Personal Care Attendant
  • Personal Care Choice
  • Homemaker Services
  • Community Alternatives for Disabled Individuals
  • Respite Care
  • Semi-independent Living Services
  • Community Residential Services
  • DD Waivered Services
  • Supportive Employment
All people have the right to live and work in an environment which provides them with pride, self-respect, friendships and the opportunity to achieve success realizing that success is defined differently for everyone. We feel that our job is to offer friendship, security and guidance to the people we serve.

2 ) His Sons Tony & Mike :
  • Tony Cola
    • Trading Specialist at Wells Fargo Advisors in St. Cloud, MN per LinkedIn [ Link | Archive ]
      • Has worked in banking since 2011
      • Nick worked at Wells Fargo when?
    • Tony's possible Twitter
    • Minnesota State University, Mankato (2007 - 2011)
    • Willmar Senior High School (2003 - 2007)
  • Mike Cola
    • Engineering Manager in Minneapolis, MN per LinkedIn [ Link | Archive ]
    • Mike's possible Twitter
    • College of Saint Benedict and Saint John's University (2010 - 2014)
    • Willmar Senior High School (2006 - 2010)

3 ) St. Mary's Church :
  • Not the Rekieta church now, but Nick was raised Catholic, and parents are Catholic, no?
  • No familiar family names seen on staff, but took a look being a small town and all.
  • There are two church locations: Willmar & Spicer
  • The church does use KWLM as their resource for "snow closures" (see spoiler)
Staff[ Archive ]
  • Father Ron Huberty - Pastor
  • Father Josh Bot - Associate Pastor
  • Mary Nordstrom - Director of Administration
  • Michelle Passa - AFC Administrative Assistant
  • Michelle Tortorella - Director of Faith Formation and Youth Ministry
  • Nate Speiser - St. Clara Faith Formation Site Coordinator
  • Sr. Pat Imdieke - Director of Pastoral Care
  • Naomi Wig - OLOL Faith Formation Site Coordinators
  • Tim Cayler - Director of Music Ministry
  • Diane Cronen - St. Mary Faith Formation Site Coordinator
Locations:

St. Mary (AFC Office)
713 12th St. SW
Willmar, MN 56201
(320) 235-0118

Our Lady of the Lakes
6680 153rd Ave NE
Spicer, MN 56288
(320) 796-5664
(320) 796-6910 (fax)

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4 ) Acting at The Barn Theatre :
  • IRC wasn't Nick and/or Kayla involved in community theatre in Willmar?
  • Searched Rekieta and Kayla in the website's search bar. No results.
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List of past productions with photos per their website, but no cast listings. Anyone knows what shows either were in? There's a photo gallery for each show that dates back to 2002.

Past Production Photos [ Archive ]


Unfortunately, Nick wasn't just put on their BOD, but again, took a look being a small town.
No familiar family names seen. Also checked for church staff crossovers, none.
The Barn Theatre Board of Directors [ Archive ]
  • Tony Ogdahl - Chairman
  • Patrick Gilmore - ViceChairman
  • Joanna Jerzak - Secretary
  • Matt Onnen - Treasurer
  • Dawn Lippert - Member-at-large
  • Jess Anderson
  • Robert Bliss
  • Jordan Gatewood
  • Bailey Stahl
  • Melissa Wallace
  • Cole Woltjer
Staff
  • Naomi Lindquist - Operations Manager, Volunteer Coordinator
  • Ashley Alsum - Productions Coordinator
 
Aaron comes across much more grounded than Nick, much more.
My brother in Christ, nearly everybody in this mess is more grounded than Nick Rekieta.

Ethan Ralph is more grounded than Nick Rekieta. He knew when he was beat, and took a plea.

Juju is more grounded than Nick Rekieta, because he has enough sense to do his "crossword puzzles" in a way where he isn't completely fucked up on camera or draws LE attention.

You have to drop down to like Mint Salad level to find somebody less grounded than Nick Rekieta now.

And Mint Salad is literally retarded.

It's not just the drugs, because everybody I just mentioned is on something. Nick has a serious personality disorder and isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is. The drugs are massively enhancing traits that were already there.
 
I hope Kayla has figured out how to ignore and annoy him at the same time. Otherwise, Nick is going to relentlessly hound her about what he gave up for her. She needs to be able to repay that with apathy. Nick would hate being ignored.
She gray rocked her mugshot perfectly. I think she has been doing this for a while.
 
My brother in Christ, nearly everybody in this mess is more grounded than Nick Rekieta
Exactly. So calling him much more attractive than Aaron, let alone anyone, is cray cray. I’d go so far as to say everyone you listed in that post is more attractive than Nick, too, as well as more grounded. Except maybe Juju. That one is a hard call.
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A hard call. No outside factors to sway it, as neither are Ralphamales.
 
Isn't Kayla's father or step-father a Woltjer?
Kayla's maiden name is Woltjer. Her bio dad is Dan Woltjer. Kayla and her mother are active in local musical theater.
I'm not seeing any easy connections between Kayla and Cole beyond probably being cousins or something. (I looked at FB friends + did a google.)

The person to ask is @anionfarflung who has the family trees for the Sletta, Woltjer, and Rekietas linked in their Farms profile.
Again, Aaron, or his source, might be full of crap here, but damned if it doesn't sound like something Nick would think up.
I'm coming around to this as well - after sleeping on it.

Playing gayops doesn't serve any purpose for Nick except for embarrassing Aaron, perhaps trying to get him to say Kayla's name to violate the TRO.

It doesn't fit with Nick's mask-off behavior in recent weeks. From drugged-up interviews with muppets and fessing up his "girlfriend" to telling us he's about to plead guilty to whining on The Dick Show... he's not exactly playing 3D chess.

Has he ever used gayops? I'm trying to think of a time when he strategically used side characters to pump out a wholly fictional narrative. He lies all the time but that's different. I guess EVS leaned into it by saying that Nick told him something and he assumed Nick wanted him to repeat it on stream. That's all I can think of and it was a while ago.
 
I hope Kayla has figured out how to ignore and annoy him at the same time.
If Aaron is to be believed, Kayla is the master of making Nick hit himself in the head, and also causing him to dodge projectiles. Conversely, he also somehow has her gaslit into thinking he's capable of inflicting pain.

Hell really is the life he made for himself. (What would be heaven for most- a caring wife (at one point), 5 kids, nice house, thousands of adoring fans... but nah, balldo and coom.)
 
Has he ever used gayops? I'm trying to think of a time when he strategically used side characters to pump out a wholly fictional narrative.
Do you even remember the shower calls, where he called up people like nool, buck naked like the gay faggot he is, and tried to get them to do things for him? Being the absolutely passive-aggressive faggot that he is, he wouldn't ever say what he wanted done.

But then, when people like nool refused to do what he obviously wanted them to do, he'd throw a frothing autistic tantrum and claim they were the ones who "couldn't pick up on social cues," even though the only cues were Nick desperately trying to shut down his thread.

Then he'd pretend he wasn't trying to do that, as if anyone believed Nick's bullshit lying at that point.
 
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Link (behind a paywall from the West Central Tribune)

Edit: Oops, I meant to quote the post @Burt Macklin but it won't let me do it in edits.
I guess she was cast to type. An evil snitch, propping up an evil cuck.

Dolly Parton, by comparison, played one of the heroines, Doralee Rhodes, as well as singing the iconic song of the title.
 
And also for the people who may not remember, but when Nick was propositioning Rumble to be on their board of directors because of his "value" and "good ideas", it was even more retarded than you think. His brilliant ideas he's referring to were, and I'm not exaggerating, to steal features of YouTube and Twitch and implement them into Rumble. The fact I'm not joking makes it even funnier.
BTW, it warrants a reminder that Rumble is a publicly traded company.

In a publicly traded company, the directors are elected by the shareholders.

Nick can't just become a director of Rumble. It doesn't work that way.

If he thought that, he's a fucking idiot.

Also, he would have a fiduciary duty to shareholders if he ever became a director.

Can you imagine that? Glug glug snort snort Nick exercising responsibility for 2.11 BILLION dollars worth of stock? Nigger can't even properly feed his kids. It would be a fucking disaster. At a minimum, he'd end up in a shareholder lawsuit at some point. That's like giving a 5 year old a loaded gun.

Has he ever used gayops?
Yes. A few times.

The most recent one was a half-assed attempt to frame @Potentially Criminal for retarded chats he made on Melton's channel. He kinda aborted that attempt though when he realized his YouTube account is actually verified.


So, he's not above it.

That's in addition to all the blatant lying he does, of course.
 
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In a publicly traded company, the directors are elected by the shareholders.
Sure but that depends on how voting blocks are constituted, which shares have voting power, etc... they nominated a content creator - with vast experience on media business not some crack head streaming from his basement - for example. He´s delusional about his importance, of course; Rumble was handing out contracts because they recently capitalized by going public and are at the cash burn phase of growth trying to gain market share. They hit on Greenwald and Russel, flopped on a whole bunch of retards.
 
Okay, I found a connection. Kayla's been in a Barn Theater production.
I knew it! TY! In a town that small, there had to be a connection as to why JP Cola is on the case!

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Kayla's on the left in the white shirt and blue/red vest with the beurre.
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I knew it! TY! In a town that small, there had to be a connection as to why JP Cola is on the case!

9 to 5 - Feb 2017 Photo Gallery
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Kayla's on the left in the white shirt and blue/red vest with the beurre.
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Can’t wait for these to start popping up in Aaron’s chat as profile pics. Because predictable actions are predictable.
 
Hmm, maybe, but I was thinking that he had a strange "just jokes" demeanor, but like he was daring whoever he was talking to to have a problem with his scenario and say something (paired with the hindsight of now knowing that he was secretly referring to a real interaction for his own extra amusement.)

Edit: A superchat he got and responded to or a superchat he sent on a different channel? Because if it was a chat sent to him, I figured it would still show up in the transcript text. Also I did think it was possible, but less likely that it all took place on someone else's channel when he was a guest.
I distinctly recall it being a superchat by John but not related to his dear john rant shit.
 
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