DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RougeRed]

I don't know if ICS's stream proved or debunked that it's OIC for certain (don't know if there are any recordings of OIC out there) but today we already got a mysterious new whale appearing while ICS was going on a rant. I seriously doubt that was a coincidence, but if it was and this is yet another whale that walked away, then the real OIC will finally step up now that he's the favorite again.
If it IS the troon then he will make Phil squirm for a day or two before a bunch of mysterious socks appear to take ICS's place. All that talk about how Phil is his bitch yet will continue to cave in. I wish this dumb faggot realized he's the one dancing for Phil.

Also, no live daily wrap and no going to KC to beg anymore.

Shiro posted some recordings of calls he had with OIC a while back. If you cared enough you could dig them up and compare them.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Missed the Metokur reack, but I feel like if you've seen DSP react to one Youtuber documentary you've seen him react to them all. He just picks out someone he's had run-ins with online in the past, which is fine, but he uses the entire runtime to go "Wow, and people like this guy but they don't like me! I'm just the whipping boy! How unfair is that???". It just devolves into a weird four hour long autofellatio ritual.
Wouldn't be surprised if his true & ahnest fans feel the same way and that's why they didn't care to step up.

 

[Organized Derailment]

Oh that's Darksydephil. He's the guy that got caught masterbating in front of children.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He lost most of politically neutral viewers (and he lost all his female donators)

Excuse me? What female donators? Phail's fanbase has had the sex ratio of the average gay bar for almost a decade.

Phil mentioned how doctors are idiots and don't know what they're talking about. That and they shouldn't do bloodwork to figure out what's wrong with a person, as they should just look at a person and know automatically on what's going on with them.

All this weird shit regarding Meh-Toker shows how little Phail knows about cancer (shocker, I know). Metokur talked about suffering from it for years, mentioned going into end-of-life palliative care several months ago and piggy just goes out there to say "I hope he gets better soon." If that wasn't bad enough, doctors have to have the ability to scan a humanoid-style life form like a fucking Terminator to determine what disease they have right away. Speaking of cancer, sometimes even someone who has it doesn't know they have it until it's too late. One of my professors from uni collapsed and when they did tests on him they found out he's had cancer for years and that it's already way too late for him, the doctor only gave him 3 weeks left to live and that's how much he ended up getting. It was pretty sad too, he was pretty healthy, when he talked about it he said that he did notice getting tired more easily than he used to but he chalked it up to becoming older (he was in his mid 50s).

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

If this was the same dent that gave $400 in subs last night then this is even funnier. Get fucking scammed retard.

 

[neger psykolog]

All this weird shit regarding Meh-Toker shows how little Phail knows about cancer (shocker, I know). Metokur talked about suffering from it for years, mentioned going into end-of-life palliative care several months ago and piggy just goes out there to say "I hope he gets better soon." If that wasn't bad enough, doctors have to have the ability to scan a humanoid-style life form like a fucking Terminator to determine what disease they have right away. Speaking of cancer, sometimes even someone who has it doesn't know they have it until it's too late. One of my professors from uni collapsed and when they did tests on him they found out he's had cancer for years and that it's already way too late for him, the doctor only gave him 3 weeks left to live and that's how much he ended up getting. It was pretty sad too, he was pretty healthy, when he talked about it he said that he did notice getting tired more easily than he used to but he chalked it up to becoming older (he was in his mid 50s).

Eh it's a bit much to put some kind of "standard" on how much people should know about cancer etc. In my own experience of someone close to me having it I learned a lot of shit out for the first time, up to and including what a hospice is.

It's not a pleasant thing to learn this stuff on the go and if you don't know someone going through it or has been through it I think it's somewhat reasonable that you may just not be aware of the specific terms or how serious it is beyond "cancer is bad".

Unless Phil comes out and makes jokes about it or wishes cancer upon someone in the near future I'm not going to judge him for saying shit like "I hope he gets better soon" - I just saw a relative a few days back with early onset dementia and it was hard enough to deal with that emotionally to begin with but I struggled even more with what to say to the people surrounding that relative. You can't say "I hope they get better soon" when you know that is impossible so I just didn't say anything because I wasn't sure what to say. None of this shit is ever easy to deal with for anyone.

I also doubt metokur (for all of his style of humor) is the type of person who is going to publicly dump on DSP for having an immature/incomplete understanding of cancer and shitty diseases like it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Eh it's a bit much to put some kind of "standard" on how much people should know about cancer etc. In my own experience of someone close to me having it I learned a lot of shit out for the first time, up to and including what a hospice is.

I get it and it is true. But he's in his 40s and he really comes across as someone who thinks cancer is like the flu and you just have to get a lot of rest to get over it. His weird rant in reaction to the section of the Joon doc where Mersh claimed that Metokur faked his cancer was telling, he basically said "if he did fake cancer if people like his khantent it's ok, who cares." Explained his kind of weird blasé attitude towards Boogie faking his cancer when he did a rant on him, the rant was more about how Boogie hurt him in the past and to shit on Keemstar by proxy.

I just saw a relative a few days back with early onset dementia and it was hard enough to deal with that emotionally to begin with but I struggled even more with what to say to the people surrounding that relative.

I'm very sorry to hear that, one of my grandfathers died of Alzheimer's. I was a teen when it was happening so I didn't completely understand why it was bad and thought that it was funny when grandpa mistook me for my brother or vice versa or when he repeated the same army story for the 3rd time in an hour, but when I saw the absolute state of him a month before he died the realization of how serious Alzheimer's is hit me like a freight train. The kindly old man I knew and who taught me to ride and fix a bike was gone and a literal empty shell was in his place. But again, I was a teen, Phail is 42. He should've picked up on which illnesses make you a dead man walking through sheer osmosis.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I think one of the goofiest things from today was during the jarbo section when he said he had a lot of tabs open and DSP went on a rant because he was an idiot for showing all those tabs, they would get a wealth of info to make fun of him over with those tabs. Focusing on the tabs being opened and not how he was about to caught red handed for lying through his teeth is such a weird fucking way to talk about this moment

"I guarantee you this is the worst thing he ever did" IDK dave, I think the blatant lying right before that might top it...but it's almost like being a easily proven liar isnt even remotely on phils radar for bad things lol

 

[Very Honest Content]

She won't even sit next to him for 2 hours and play NES Bubble Bobble.

Phil wouldn't understand how lightening bubble shots work, nor would he understand the difference between bouncing on the bubbles and jumping to burst them. I know this because I beat my copy of Kid Icarus on the NES, and I watched Phil scrub it up in the underworld there very similarly in manner to the way I could see him raging at literal games made for children to be able to master in that one as well.

“Have the show in January” yes, Phil, let’s have a show about 2024 during 2025.

The Oscars and other awards shows actually do this, if you win the award in 2025, you were the best in calendar year 2024, though. And that brings me to my limit of arguing pigroach isn't wrong about an issue for this holiday season.

Here are some words you can use to describe Phil

OK, but, what words can you use to describe Phil accurately? Bankrupt, fat, gay, liar, coward, cheater, retarded, lolcow, delusional......you can fill in the rest accurately, kiwifarmers.

 

[FormerPro]

"I wanted to see how far I could get with him" - Iron Chef Sakai on donating thousands of dollars to DSP.

These wannabe Machiavellian, sleeper cell, long term espionage type trolls are always infinitely more retarded than the completely transparent retards like Timboslice and Jaxx. Phil has shown time and time again he actually doesn't have that much an issue cutting big donators off when they start outwardly being toxic in his chat to him, you can sneak diss him forever but as soon as it's too obvious to ignore his narcissism kicks in and they're gone. The most anyone ever gets out of it is a shitty discord log of things everyone already knows anyway.

My favorite is when they finally spring their ruse and go on their victory parade of Doody and Rawphil's chat and expect everyone to applaud what a genius plan giving Phil $2000 was, only to be met with everyone calling out how fuckin stupid it is, they often end up bending the knee to Phil anyway because he's always willing to accept them back for a small tithe and hearty apology.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Like Joon The King said in his documentary:

>Believes internet likes him now
>The internet does not like Phil

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I caught the end of tonight's stream and he unironically said "I exposed Craig" in regards to the second interview. Pure delusion.

The funniest part is that he mostly exposed himself. He tried to corner Craig and get him in a gotcha moment, only for Craig to come off as honest, sincere, and willing to move on and patch things up... only for Phil to call HIM a pussy and close the call. Only in Phillip's deluded brain does he call that a win; even his fans called pussy on that.

He was on an obvious revenge tour obviously propped up by some drama hounds.

This made me realize just how much damage KC did to Phil without him knowing. They only exacerbated his worst qualities and convinced him that doubling down on his King of Hate personality would make him successful... but is it really? He seems to be in the same exact place he was while he attempted his nice guy Phil act: he's still shit at games, he still produces shit khantent, and he's still begging for money from a handful of retarded fans. I've been away from Phil for a bit, but from what I gathered, he's even doubling down on paywalls and his Politics stream went completely south.

It's like Phil is caught in the biggest Kobayashi Maru in his fucking life: if he acts like a nice guy, Phil's streams and khantent fail, but if he goes back to being a douchebag, his khantent and streams still fail. How the fuck does he expect to keep doing this at that rate for another decade or so to avoid getting a real job? Is he gonna keep this shit up until he's 60? Does he even PLAN to retire? I know this gets repeated often here, but Phil has NO fucking gameplan and no future if he keeps streaming. Any rational human being would hang this shit up, if only to support himself and his sham of a "family."

 

[DerelictOnion]

Oh, the Internet does like him. A monkey throwing shit around in his cage does gather a crowd. Cheers can be heard, encouraging shouts, people pull their phones out to immortalize the moment. Basically, Phil's life.

 

[DeeTracktor]

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Like Joon The King said in his documentary:

>Believes internet likes him now
>The internet does not like Phil

Those 10 gifted subs in the KC stream really show how appreciative Phillip was huh

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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Imagine telling this to a psychiatrist who never heard of "Darksydephil..." They'd be whippin out their prescription pad for anti-psychotic meds real quick.

 

[RougeRed]

I know this gets repeated often here, but Phil has NO fucking gameplan and no future if he keeps streaming. Any rational human being would hang this shit up, if only to support himself and his sham of a "family."

I've posted about this before, but I'll restate it here: He really doesn't have any other immediate options.

He can't quit streaming right now because he has no money saved up, and he can't get a real job because he has created entirely too much of an unflattering web presence. It might not happen on day 1, but eventually people are going to find out where he works and no employer is going to keep someone that brings the amount of shitty troll attention down on them like he would (not to mention his non-existent work ethic and repellent personality).

It would take years of complete absence from the internet before people got bored and stopped following him. He would need to save up massive amounts of money or find a job that was private enough that these things wouldn't be an issue to ride out this time.

It is possible, but it would be very, very difficult and require a lot of work, planning, and budgeting. A rational human being would have done this, or started working towards it years ago, but Phil refuses to do any of those things on even the smallest scale. He is trapped forever in this prison he built for himself.

 

[brother_number_one]

I've posted about this before, but I'll restate it here: He really doesn't have any other immediate options.

He can't quit streaming right now because he has no money saved up, and he can't get a real job because he has created entirely too much of an unflattering web presence. It might not happen on day 1, but eventually people are going to find out where he works and no employer is going to keep someone that brings the amount of shitty troll attention down on them like he would (not to mention his non-existent work ethic and repellent personality).

It would take years of complete absence from the internet before people got bored and stopped following him. He would need to save up massive amounts of money or find a job that was private enough that these things wouldn't be an issue to ride out this time.

It is possible, but it would be very, very difficult and require a lot of work, planning, and budgeting. A rational human being would have done this, or started working towards it years ago, but Phil refuses to do any of those things on even the smallest scale. He is trapped forever in this prison he built for himself.

As if any employers would care more about his internet presence than the fact he is a snorting deranged manchild who "does not take people nagging him to do things well".

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

One of the final messages IronCuckedSakai left before getting banned was how he was going to go live and talk "some insane shit" about Phillip if he tried anything... Well, he did go live after getting un-modded and banned; and it was a pretty cozy therapy session for him . You would think he wasn't a paypig/mod for the guy with how little he had to say about the experience.

I'll archive it here since there is speculation of him being OIC. It's him talking with a black screen on the whole stream. (VOLUME WARNING, loud music at the beginning. Yapping starts at 3:37)

https://kick.com/ironchefsakaireal/videos/4c26dc33-4082-4a9b-b148-a52ccc0ec7c4

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The few things that stand out to me:

- Says he isn't OIC, nor anyone else. He is IronChefSakai and that's it. (doubt)
- Will go on detractor shows so I guess prepare for hearing this faggot on WPIG, Agent Proper or whatever the fuck.
- Allegedly a retired man with a wife and a cat.
- Wanted to keep going until he got access to the secret discord but TODAY of all days was the day he decided to chimp out. The reacting was that bad. lmao
- Shows some desire to transition into streaming and/or detracting now as if he is an instant celeb. Really gay.

Time to dig up the OIC interview with Proper and do some analyzing.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Metokur apparently has DSP in his PFP in this Joon Doc so DSP has convinced himself that Bathtub Ross is a DSP detractor. Metokur is using this PFP to fool the detractors on zoom by making them think he's one of them, when really he's just there to felt them.

I rarely am floored by Phils delusions but this one was legit shocking even to me. For Phil to think Bathtub Ross and those people were somehow DSP detractors.

Bro I know he's a narcissist but I can't get over how insane this one was lmao. He totally ignored his own chat correcting him just to keep self reaffirming.

Phil do not seek medical help. They have not come up with a drug for this specific mental illness yet.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I'm not going to judge him for saying shit like "I hope he gets better

i will. it doesn't take a genius-style person to know there's no "getting better" from terminal cancer

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Like Joon The King said in his documentary:

>Believes internet likes him now
>The internet does not like Phil

nobody EVER liked you, you stupid faggout