💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Useful_Mistake said:
Unfortunately, yes. I am currently writing this from a maximum security federal prison with all my fellow stalker children, and the criminal police. Please send food, or help
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
On the way. Hang a slab of pepperoni outside your cell window so I know which one is yours.
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You guys here too? I'm over here in Block A.

Listen, I'll be blunt. Today is my first day in the slammer (that's what the cool kids call prison, just so you know), and it's been over 2 hours since they booked me. That, plus the fact I've watched almost full 3 seasons of Oz pretty much puts me like in the middle of the prison hierarchy or something.

So I propose we create our own gang to minimize the rapes to less then 3 or 4 a week. We could call ourselves... The Pepperonis! It's catchy and it will make the other inmates think we're mafiosos, capisce? Bada bing bada boom! What do youz guyz says, eh? 🤌
 
I got blocked by the FFWBT on Bluesky. So I know he's capable of blocking people on social media.

I've been waiting for The Knock for a week and Trump's FBI still hasn't bashed in my door and taken me away for being a stalker child. Am I doing something wrong?
 
TaimuRadiu said:
I got blocked by the FFWBT on Bluesky. So I know he's capable of blocking people on social media.

I've been waiting for The Knock for a week and Trump's FBI still hasn't bashed in my door and taken me away for being a stalker child. Am I doing something wrong?
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I’ve noticed that he will generally block small accounts that annoy him.
However the ‘terroristic stalker’ accounts that he rails against never seems to get blocked, how interesting :thinking:
 
femoralcanal said:
You guys here too? I'm over here in Block A.

Listen, I'll be blunt. Today is my first day in the slammer (that's what the cool kids call prison, just so you know), and it's been over 2 hours since they booked me. That, plus the fact I've watched almost full 3 seasons of Oz pretty much puts me like in the middle of the prison hierarchy or something.

So I propose we create our own gang to minimize the rapes to less then 3 or 4 a week. We could call ourselves... The Pepperonis! It's catchy and it will make the other inmates think we're mafiosos, capisce? Bada bing bada boom! What do youz guyz says, eh? 🤌
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Perhaps you could offer Patrick some of your finest toilet wine so that he forgives you and lets you go?
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
However the ‘terroristic stalker’ accounts that he rails against never seems to get blocked, how interesting
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He's only 99% sure that isn't his toilet but he does know on the off chance that it is and it does get blocked by him again he has to clean it up and Niki will yell at him.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Fat does have money. Lynn's money. If he gets sued for yet another suit, this time a less "promising" one, Lynn will either keep feeding her daughter's retarded white elephant (pig) of a husband's tantrums with her money or disown her daughter until she divorces him.
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Either outcome would be a win (for us), but I wouldn't really recommend getting in a pig pen to wrestle with a pig at great expense.
 
You'll be shocked to learn that thousands of people liked and shared Rick's unmasking of Elon Musk's plan to crash the U.S. dollar and replace it with dogecoin.

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Only a small handful of people had any follow-up questions or alternative theories, like this idiot child Tim Maughan.

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Stupid, stupid child. Don't you see? Rick's enemies ALWAYS lie about everything, except when they are openly revealing their evil designs in advance. On those occasions, they ONLY tell the unassailable truth.

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What's that, baby infant child? "Citation needed"? I got it right here. *fatly points finger at head*
 
femoralcanal said:
You guys here too? I'm over here in Block A.

Listen, I'll be blunt. Today is my first day in the slammer (that's what the cool kids call prison, just so you know), and it's been over 2 hours since they booked me. That, plus the fact I've watched almost full 3 seasons of Oz pretty much puts me like in the middle of the prison hierarchy or something.

So I propose we create our own gang to minimize the rapes to less then 3 or 4 a week. We could call ourselves... The Pepperonis! It's catchy and it will make the other inmates think we're mafiosos, capisce? Bada bing bada boom! What do youz guyz says, eh? 🤌
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If Pat ever goes to jail, his ass will see more cocks then Petey Shibetta. He'll probably fall in love with Adebisi.
 
FinnSven said:
Perhaps you could offer Patrick some of your finest toilet wine so that he forgives you and lets you go?
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I did, but there were two issues though:
  1. Prison wine is still too fancy for a liver-damaged pig that gets hammered from MillerLight at 9a.m.
  2. As soon as he heard the word "toilet", he went into a trance like state: his eyes suddenly rolled up into the back of his head, he started foaming at the mouth and then his fingers erupted into a mad jitterring dance in the air as if typing on an invisible phone, all the while screaming "NOOOO, I'LL NEVER UNCLOG YOU AGAIN, STALKER TOILET! ENJOY PRISON!"
So yeah, no dice.

Now I guess I'll have to go with plan B: pay my 50 dollar bond for felony calling him FAT.
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femoralcanal said:
I did, but there were two issues though:
  1. Prison wine is still too fancy for a liver-damaged pig that gets hammered from MillerLight at 9a.m.
  2. As soon as he heard the word "toilet", he went into a trance like state: his eyes suddenly rolled up into the back of his head, he started foaming at the mouth and then his fingers erupted into a mad jitterring dance in the air as if typing an invisible phone, all the while screaming "NOOOO, I'LL NEVER UNCLOG YOU AGAIN, STALKER TOILET! ENJOY PRISON!"
So yeah, no dice.

Now I guess I'll have to go with plan B: pay my 50 dollar bond for felony calling him FAT.
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If calling him fat is a felony, then what will Tyrone get sentenced too for farting in Niki?

Gas chamber then pepperonied?
 
I explained to my Muslim sister in law about niggeroni.

She was concerned that the salami I bought contained pig but I reassured her there was no pig in this, though it had been handled by pigs.
 
Start up the sirens, we got an oinkout starting this minute
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EDIT: We finally have a date for when we will be enjoying stalkerprison
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It will all be over by Christmas...
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Pat is manic because he got to 10K BlueCry followers. Attention is his drug of choice. Too bad for Pat that he can’t control who gives it to him.
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Too bad for Pat it doesn't have a similar mechanism of action as ozempic. Enjoy watching him remain a FFWBT.
AnOminous said:
I have told a cat to enjoy prison. I have yet to tism out hard enough to do that with a human.
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But you have been tempted to, right?
 
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