Random.TXT'd, his ass should be.
Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)
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@Potentially Criminal I swear you better start covering these fillings on your show, you're missing out
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I wonder if the judge regrets not letting this get transferred to Florida yet?
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WTF did he think was going to happen? How is he this retarded?
Good chance the judge finds it funny too. Chaos solution to the paradox of how much slack Russ has been getting. The Judge is secretly a troll and wants to watch this gong show through to the finale.
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What are the chances Russ will claim ignorance of the law as a defense? He's trying his best, he just didn't know it was illegal! As we all know, that defense always works!
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The Judge is drafting up a reply right now that goes something along the lines of, "He might be a little bit retarded but his case has merit I swear. Why don't we all just take a break and come back to this sometime in 2026?"
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Perhaps the Jewish Communist in the appellate court is actually just a Lolcow enjoyer herself and realized there was a lot of milk that could be harvested if the Court Case doesn't get thrown out after all.
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You know why.
So all of this is a fucking crime i gather. Oh boy. Oh fuck. You may just get the Mormon Judge to come back from his Christmas Vacation to "fix" this. He is not going to be happy. At all. I know you think of Mormons as happy people. You're about to see a VERY angry one if he has to take off Christmas Eve. God Help you Russ, because that's your only chance.
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Presumably this is why Hardin has been reminding Greer, and the court, repeatedly that he's a 'trained' paralegal and he should know this shit.
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You missed the part where the judge tells null that he has to pay Greer that 200 dollars too because why the fuck not.
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Good to know Null appreciates somebody that works on
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Up to 20 years in prison and a fine, if convicted.
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We're finally getting the funny Null promised
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If only this particular sanction would be applied. Alas. It won't. But it is a pretty big flag on the field. The judge can't just ignore it, and he's not going to be happy about having to make a ruling on it.
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I don't think they'll actually go after Greer for this, as funny as it would be. Maybe the judge uses this as the excuse to finally dismiss the case.
Man what are you talking about, we have this funny every day, where were you been all this time?!
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Expect funny within 6,217 hours.
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I really want to hear Russ say the word, "Pronto".
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Are these felonies in the sence that he will absolutely get in trouble, or cow-felonies that he can slip out of if the judge feels like it?
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I know the judge is going to find some way to make this work for Russ'tard but damn son I want to see him try to legalese his way into say that what Greer is doing is 100% kosher and certainly not a violation of ethics or anything.
Fuck, why can't I get judges like this when I have to deal with the law. All I get is old graybeards that live on the letter of the law and rules of the court and will roast you over the coals if you fuck up a single thing.
Maybe this is God's way of making things up to Russ for birthing him as a drooling retarded sex pest.
Fuck, why can't I get judges like this when I have to deal with the law. All I get is old graybeards that live on the letter of the law and rules of the court and will roast you over the coals if you fuck up a single thing.
Maybe this is God's way of making things up to Russ for birthing him as a drooling retarded sex pest.