Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Bogliacci]

Russ is claiming this is a Troll:
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If it is, FUCK YOU.

This reads exactly like what he'd write, even the way the first sentence isn't capitalized but the second sentence is.

 

[FamicomGorby]

This reads exactly like what he'd write, even the way the first sentence isn't capitalized but the second sentence is.

Also there's no picture of Hitler attached, that 100% confirms Greer sent this to himself.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

This is the best Christmas gift I've ever gotten. Russ, you mong, what did you think you were providing a witness list for?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Revealing my SHA5 sum as I was ... off

"he can't protect them from the evil kiwifarms."

 

[Bogliacci]

This is the best Christmas gift I've ever gotten. Russ, you mong, what did you think you were providing a witness list for?

It's definitely elevated a boring day at work to something special lmao

 

[S.C.U.D.]

"I'm not out of order, YOU'RE out of order!"
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Finally, Russell's genius legal strategy of copying movie litigation is in full effect.

 

[goblin enby]

This is the best Christmas gift I've ever gotten. Russ, you mong, what did you think you were providing a witness list for?

He certainly wasn't providing it for them to be harassed PRONTO by the "defender of the farms", buddy boy.

 

[RodgerDodger]

And once again the Defendant is working overtime, and at great costs to move the case forward. And the Plaintiff is doing everything possible to prevent it. And once again we are back at Failure to Prosecute his claims.

"How Dare the Defendant Imnediately Act on the Information I provided him! How Dare He Noy Let Me Pre Screen His Defense From My Parents! How Dare He Follow The Letter of the Law Instead of Doing What I Want! How Dare He Ateempt to Conduct Business That I Initiated During Business Hours!"

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Everyone glossed over this:


Think what you like but Hardin is genuinely funny.

Merry Christmas
Mr Hardin!

 

[StinkySnack]

This reads exactly like what he'd write, even the way the first sentence isn't capitalized but the second sentence is.

Yes, it does look like Russ' writing, and it is certainly something that he would do. I just find it hard to give him credit for such a funny handle. But yeah, I'm leaning towards it being him.

 

[Kapitan Bomba]

Oh God, the squiggle just keeps growing. It's literally half the page width, and somehow even longer this time. I guess that by 2026 it will stretch over two pages.

 

[Null]

We're finally getting the funny Null promised

Expect something funny.

 

[Pikanic]

The judge will simply handwave all this away, and will interpret Greer's antics to his utter advantage. AGAIN.

(I'm doompilling in the hopes the cosmic forces of irony will cause the opposite result.)
(oh shit might it not work if I point that out?)

 

[DavidS877]

Expect something funny.

I'm not entirely sure we can handle more funny at this point.

 

[StinkySnack]

Expect something funny.

We should just declare December 19th as the true Christmas at this point.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think the funny is that Hardin's address used to be Washington DC, now it's Texas.

He's slowly but certainly moving closer. The next filing is going to be "Russel, I'm in the Uber with you"

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Assuming this isn't just you emailing yourself because "dummy" is the most milquetoast way of describing you, this cool guy was gracious enough to let you know precisely how Hardin has not violated any protective order.

You can't actually be this fucking stupid???

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Yes, it does look like Russ' writing, and it is certainly something that he would do. I just find it hard to give him credit for such a funny handle. But yeah, I'm leaning towards it being him.

As if a troll would give an email such an innocuous title.
We see through the self-sent emails to gain pity. Not going to work this time though Russhole, you've screwed the pooch big style.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Expect something funny.

Merry Christmas!

And what a truly merry Christmas it is!

 

[obsdj]

I'm not entirely sure we can handle more funny at this point.

Speak for yourself. This is keeping me alive right now.