Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Bob "I'M NAHT A NAZI!" Chipman:

Of course, when you have to say you aren't something, you are:

BONUS: The line separating Bob and Dobson blurs with each passing day:

 

[Lensherr]

Bob confirmed for Borg plant when?

(Btw, he's talking about Bernie Sanders)

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob will never have a wife, kids, or a real job so of course he doesn't care about economic anxiety.

And since when does a Republican or right leaning President in office mean technological advancements will be stifled?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bob will never have a wife, kids, or a real job so of course he doesn't care about economic anxiety.

And since when does a Republican or right leaning President in office mean technological advancements will be stifled?

Hell, look at all the shit that got done during Bush.

 

[thismanlies]

Bob will never have a wife, kids, or a real job so of course he doesn't care about economic anxiety.

And since when does a Republican or right leaning President in office mean technological advancements will be stifled?

Thank god. Can you imagine little versions of him rolling around on diabeetus scooters while raving about a superior future?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob confirmed for Borg plant when?

(Btw, he's talking about Bernie Sanders)

Read ChrisRayGun's reasoning for supporting Bernie (Bernie mixed Hillary's social "views" with Trump's anti-establishment leanings with none of the baggage/less savory leanings of either.) and contrast it with Bob's absurd and excessive reverence for Hillary.

But in all seriousness, Hillary was never going to plant moon wheat while putting Republicans in concentration camps. Only his beetus-riddled delusions would elevate an absurdly shady politician into his own GodBear.

 

[Positron]

"...technological and scientific redefining of society, nature, humanity..."
I don't think this is what science and technology are about Bobby.

 

[Kellemdavos]

I love Bob's insistence that middle America just needs to suck it up and live without a job and take the handouts. As though there is no psychologically fulfilling component to work. People who go too long without doing anything useful spiral into mental health quagmires for a reason. I mean, look at Bob's feed, it's a pretty good indicator of the kind of damaging effect not contributing anything of worth can have on someone.

I know, I know, far be it from me to suggest that the guy who spends hours upon hours a day manthreading the same increasingly incoherent ramblings about BEING ROBBED OF MUH SUPERIOR FUTURE BY KNUCKLE DRAGGERS and how he's going to KEEP WORKING TOWARDS THAT SUPERIOR FUTURE (from his brother's basement by rambling about movies?) multiple times a day like it's some kind of religious rite might not be in the soundest state of mind.

Bob's dream society is one where the only capital is intellectual capital and all the other jobs that require the kind of capital coincidentally held by the kind of people who probably kicked his ass in high school will be rendered moot. Bob doesn't really want a superior future, what he wants a power fantasy where the people he deems not deserving to live well cede their autonomy and are entirely dependent on an intellectual upperclass, (which he imagines he'll be a part of) for their livelihoods. He wants the people he's resented his whole life to finally have to come on their hands and knees for their meager allowance while he get's elevated as a god king for making an End of the Year Top 10 List or a shitty video about Pixels which he seems to believe is the kind of work intellectual rigor produces.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

My superior future only includes those that understand the difference between its and it's. Unfortunately, Bob is too diseased to harvest for meat, so he will be added to the tard pyre.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I love Bob's insistence that middle America just needs to suck it up and live without a job and take the handouts. As though there is no psychologically fulfilling component to work. People who go too long without doing anything useful spiral into mental health quagmires for a reason. I mean, look at Bob's feed, it's a pretty good indicator of the kind of damaging effect not contributing anything of worth can have on someone.

I know, I know, far be it from me to suggest that the guy who spends hours upon hours a day manthreading the same increasingly incoherent ramblings about BEING ROBBED OF MUH SUPERIOR FUTURE BY KNUCKLE DRAGGERS and how he's going to KEEP WORKING TOWARDS THAT SUPERIOR FUTURE (from his brother's basement by rambling about movies?) multiple times a day like it's some kind of religious rite might not be in the soundest state of mind.

Bob's dream society is one where the only capital is intellectual capital and all the other jobs that require the kind of capital coincidentally held by the kind of people who probably kicked his ass in high school will be rendered moot. Bob doesn't really want a superior future, what he wants a power fantasy where the people he deems not deserving to live well cede their autonomy and are entirely dependent on an intellectual upperclass, (which he imagines he'll be a part of) for their livelihoods. He wants the people he's resented his whole life to finally have to come on their hands and knees for their meager allowance while he get's elevated as a god king for making an End of the Year Top 10 List or a shitty video about Pixels which he seems to believe is the kind of work intellectual rigor produces.

Bob also fails to realize that he's one of those living in middle America.

Or maybe he does know and is in straight out denial. Regardless, he's not one to speak when all he does is insult America and his viewers/twitter followers' intelligence with the shit he spews daily. I will enjoy the outrage he'll be producing once Trump takes office. If only for him to realize that tard rage + fatty foods= a one way trip to intensive care.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob's dream society is one where the only capital is intellectual capital and all the other jobs that require the kind of capital coincidentally held by the kind of people who probably kicked his ass in high school will be rendered moot. Bob doesn't really want a superior future, what he wants a power fantasy where the people he deems not deserving to live well cede their autonomy and are entirely dependent on an intellectual upperclass, (which he imagines he'll be a part of) for their livelihoods. He wants the people he's resented his whole life to finally have to come on their hands and knees for their meager allowance while he get's elevated as a god king for making an End of the Year Top 10 List or a shitty video about Pixels which he seems to believe is the kind of work intellectual rigor produces.

Bob is really a left wing version of the "Dark Enlightenment" dipshits who think in a fascist future, they'll be somehow part of the elite (despite being utterly fucking useless), instead of what they'd actually be, which is dead bodies in a pile with a bullet in the back of their head, pour encourager les autres.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Bob confirmed for Borg plant when?

(Btw, he's talking about Bernie Sanders)

When Bob's superior future leads to Skynet he'll be the reason it decides we're obsolete.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

When Bob's superior future leads to Skynet he'll be the reason it decides we're obsolete.

So will John Connor come back in time to kill Bob Chipman?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

So will John Connor come back in time to kill Bob Chipman?

Yeah but the Terminator will come back to save him. It'll be a role reversal.

Still a better movie then Genisys.

 

[FatNero]

Sometimes I read one tweet of bobs, then see it's part of a series of 50 and close the tab.

 

[Positron]

When Bob's superior future leads to Skynet he'll be the reason it decides we're obsolete.

Unless Bob specifically programmed it otherwise, Skynet will decide that Bob is more disposable than 99% of people.

 

[Coconuts]

Unless Bob specifically programmed it otherwise, Skynet will decide that Bob is more disposable than 99% of people.

Can easily picture that. He specifies the type of people he wants dead, not realising that hes describng himself each time

 

[AnOminous]

Sometimes I read one tweet of bobs, then see it's part of a series of 50 and close the tab.

Anyone who posts those shitty series of numbered tweets is a lolcow.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Anyone who posts those shitty series of numbered tweets is a lolcow.

Bob's such a lazy fuck he doesn't even number his tweets. At least with Wu you can easily work out the order.

 

[The Nothingness]

Every time I see Bob's Twitter feed, all I see is, "blah blah blah blah superior future blah blah blah"