Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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But casting Jason Momoa as a Aquaman and making him a sea barbarian was the smartest thing DC Studios did in years.
It really is. Retooling Aquaman to be something other than some random white dude in a really bad outfit makes a lot of sense. Making him Polynesian would be amazing as Polynesian culture is inextricably linked to the ocean.

But, of course, Bob can't respect that good characters have flaws.
 
Here's Bob probably at his least self-aware for today:
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I feel like something must be done to prevent Bob from becoming as big as the next Chris-Chan.

I know this is the exact definition of being a white knight, but I've really felt so fooled. Game Overthinker was one of the big shows I was watching during my own film phase and I always found him entertaining until he started doing skits with crap characters like Anti-Thinker, Necro and etc.

I've seen Bob say a lot of stupid things during that sole year. Things that can implicate him in similar ways as Chris-Chan got in 2007-2009.

Every now and then I attempt to warn him on his Youtube comments, but I know its easier to contact him through Twitter, which I do not use.
 
I feel like something must be done to prevent Bob from becoming as big as the next Chris-Chan.

I know this is the exact definition of being a white knight, but I've really felt so fooled. Game Overthinker was one of the big shows I was watching during my own film phase and I always found him entertaining until he started doing skits with crap characters like Anti-Thinker, Necro and etc.

I've seen Bob say a lot of stupid things during that sole year. Things that can implicate him in similar ways as Chris-Chan got in 2007-2009.

Every now and then I attempt to warn him on his Youtube comments, but I know its easier to contact him through Twitter, which I do not use.

Bob "Only Bad Targets" Chipman doesn't deserve white knighting.
 
Sadly, that's not even close to the most pathetic thing I've seen from one of Bob's fans. This guy cites him as a fucking inspiration.

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Liking Bob's reviews is one thing, but being inspired by him? It's like citing Dane Cook as one of your comedy inspirations.

But wait, there's moar. Here he is begging Bob to retweet one of his video about Spiderman 2:

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And now begging for it to be included in one of Bob's Really That Good? videos:

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And last but not least, here he is getting very excited that Bob's shitty book has been released in the UK. Hope your hopes weren't too high buddy, but considering you felate Bob regularly you seem kind of easy to please.

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Who's more pathetic? The pathetic man or the pathetic man who worships him?
Hell, there are some people who probably got inspired to get into the music industry because of Ice JJ Fish. The loudest idiots usually have other idiots that follow them, and there's a good chance the younger ones will probably hold some admiration for the loudest idiots. It's just the way shit is, the only bright side to it is that if the younger followers do go into that field and they learn a bit about it there's a chance they'll realize how fucking stupid their old idols are and they'll outgrow them.
 
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