💤 Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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Slainmonkey said:
If I were to hazard a guess, Shmorky probably started female hormones....that would explain the seeming growth in the breast area.
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Eh, I kinda doubt that, though we'd need Mandy to confirm probably. But as I understand it, hormone therapy, which would include both female hormones and androgen blockers, would kill his ability to get a boner.

From what I've gathered, anything appearing to be breast there is likely paper towel.

e: now, if he's jamming estrogens with no androgen blocker, well, I have no idea what happens then. nothing good, I imagine.
 
Mandarys_Milan said:
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Can't remember if I've mentioned this in this thread before, but with all the "I like pretending to be a mom" stuff that Shmorky did in ERP, it's reminding me of how much he wanted me to praise his "mom" voice in the Chufflebells animation. I remember him saying that he was really proud of it and that he wanted to do a lot more stuff like it in the future. I remember finding it a bit awkward (which is why it's stuck in my head for 13 years I guess) and my response just being something along the lines of "Oh... yeah I guess? I mean it's another voice." and him going quiet. This is the clip I'm talking about by the way:

 
Holy shit at all of this. I totally dug Shmorky's art for ages. Like since 2000-2001. I read Living in Greytown when it was still up originally and after he took it down, I scoured the internet and found all of his terrible webcomics and learned about the babyfur stuff. I was really confused as to why people actually believed that he just did that stuff as commissions--who draws a babyfur diaperlover fursona of THEMSELVES as a commission for someone else?? And all of his comics had such blatant furry overtones. But I brushed that off and was like, "ok whatever, he's a closet babyfurfag, but I like his comics and sense of humor so I can excuse that." Then came the SJW trans Shmorky and I was like, "ok so he came off as a socially awkward aspie who has no self esteem before and was a furry, so of course he'd get involved in this crowd." Then all of this comes to light... and wow. Turns out he's not just a socially awkward weirdo but he's a fucking coo coo bananas abuser and sexual predator and pushing 40 and acts like a 16 year old girl.

I actually bought one of his t-shirts. I'm tossing that shit in the garbage as soon as I get home. It smelled fucking weird anyway.

Skelter Helter said:
Because sexual orientation is different from gender. You can be an androgynous klurf with a healthy snoot that is both boy and girl at the same time (but also neither) while also claiming to not be interested in sex (while devoting a huge amount of your time to erotic snootpedodiapershitpiss roleplay and images).
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Somewhere in this thread in a Facebook or Twitter post he completely misuses the term "asexual". He says something like "I'M NOT A BOY OR GIRL OR ANYTHING WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS" or some shit, but he starts off saying he's asexual. He doesn't even know what the fuck to label himself. He's confusing being agender with being asexual.

Slainmonkey said:
If I were to hazard a guess, Shmorky probably started female hormones....that would explain the seeming growth in the breast area. I imagine he took them as a means to look more androgynous but ended up with breasts that he didn't account for.
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The toilet paper. It's clearly the armpit toilet paper.
 
Colorfinger said:
Can't remember if I've mentioned this in this thread before, but with all the "I like pretending to be a mom" stuff that Shmorky did in ERP, it's reminding me of how much he wanted me to praise his "mom" voice in the Chufflebells animation. I remember him saying that he was really proud of it and that he wanted to do a lot more stuff like it in the future. I remember finding it a bit awkward (which is why it's stuck in my head for 13 years I guess) and my response just being something along the lines of "Oh... yeah I guess? I mean it's another voice." and him going quiet. This is the clip I'm talking about by the way:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=1mhKN5yTjXI;t=252
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That voice sounds like an 8 year old trying to impersonate the queen
 
Slainmonkey said:
It sounds like the kind of stupid thing that Shmorky would do, I mean it's my understanding that to get hormone therapy you generally need to pass a psyche test......there is no way in hell he is sane enough to pass one of those. I really wouldn't be surprised if Shmorky decide to aquire those hormones in a dodgy way.
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Black market, maybe? Another possibility: These crazy pedos almost always have friends, it wouldn't be impossible for even Schmorky to get it from someone he knows.
 
TheBest said:
Black market, maybe? Another possibility: These crazy pedos almost always have friends, it wouldn't be impossible for even Schmorky to get it from someone he knows.
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Realistically those moobies are probably just the binder and under armor layering combo stuffed with toilet paper / paper towels as previously stated.

But there are clinics that dish out hormones on the basis of 'informed consent'. You basically sign an agreement waiver that states you understand all the risks involved with hormone replacement therapy and absolve the clinic of all responsibility and damages should you freak out when second puberty hits. Both testosterone and estrogen are available this way, and it usually takes 2-3 clinic visits at most. Just some bloodwork, a quick chat, and bam. The whole process can cost far less than $100 total.
 
Slainmonkey said:
f I were to hazard a guess, Shmorky probably started female hormones....that would explain the seeming growth in the breast area. I imagine he took them as a means to look more androgynous but ended up with breasts that he didn't account for.
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Maybe, but didn't Mandarys say that he claimed he was born with hidden female genitalia between his balls and ass and that he had ovaries? Plus, he insisted that his obviously fake klurf voice had always been his real voice even to a friend who knew him before he started using it.
 
Slainmonkey said:
It sounds like the kind of stupid thing that Shmorky would do, I mean it's my understanding that to get hormone therapy you generally need to pass a psyche test......there is no way in hell he is sane enough to pass one of those. I really wouldn't be surprised if Shmorky decide to aquire those hormones in a dodgy way.
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It's incredibly easy to get prescription-only shit like Estrofem online.

You won't be able to buy a lot of it in bulk, but the amount of checks to make sure you can get it are next to none.
 
Anime Dad said:
But there are clinics that dish out hormones on the basis of 'informed consent'. You basically sign an agreement waiver that states you understand all the risks involved with hormone replacement therapy and absolve the clinic of all responsibility and damages should you freak out when second puberty hits. Both testosterone and estrogen are available this way, and it usually takes 2-3 clinic visits at most. Just some bloodwork, a quick chat, and bam. The whole process can cost far less than $100 total.
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I wonder if they'll give you Test for sick gains at one of these, or if they're just for would-be trannys...
 
Anime Dad said:
Realistically those moobies are probably just the binder and under armor layering combo stuffed with toilet paper / paper towels as previously stated.

But there are clinics that dish out hormones on the basis of 'informed consent'. You basically sign an agreement waiver that states you understand all the risks involved with hormone replacement therapy and absolve the clinic of all responsibility and damages should you freak out when second puberty hits. Both testosterone and estrogen are available this way, and it usually takes 2-3 clinic visits at most. Just some bloodwork, a quick chat, and bam. The whole process can cost far less than $100 total.
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I know someone who did this through Planned Parenthood. (Some clinics offer HRT services). It's actually extremely easy to get on HRT from my understanding.
 
somewhereelse poster said:
From what I've gathered, anything appearing to be breast there is likely paper towel.
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When Klurfy was booted from SA, Lowtax posted a photo from the office bathroom. I'm not a Lowtax stalker so I don't have it saved somewhere.

And no, it was not of the toilet (thank god). It was a waste basket filled with tissues.
 
Triggered Fivehead said:
When Klurfy was booted from SA, Lowtax posted a photo from the office bathroom. I'm not a Lowtax stalker so I don't have it saved somewhere.

And no, it was not of the toilet (thank god). It was a waste basket filled with tissues.
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Shmorky thought that $600 a month was enough to live on. Looks like he spends that on toilet paper alone.
 
The Queen of Trash said:
I know someone who did this through Planned Parenthood. (Some clinics offer HRT services). It's actually extremely easy to get on HRT from my understanding.
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It's easy peasy because it's a pretty scammy practice when you dissect it. Many of these informed consent clinics will prescribe hormones compounded by their own labs and pharmacies; thus they're making a profit off it. You can only get the 'scripts filled on site. On the surface they look like the good guys, dishing out body and brain-altering hormones like alms for the poor with next to no questions asked. In reality they don't give a heck about the mental or physical wellbeing of their patients and they have a signature on paper that frees them from all obligation to. For some people this works out fine. For others it's a huge hazard. Someone like Shmork' being 'too crazy' to obtain HRT would never even come into play. This is literally the short cut for crazies. It happens every day.

Still, Shmorky probably never started estrogen. The born female thing is some weird identity delusion that sounds cooked up to appeal to young gender-confused ladies. But if he ever complained about how inaccessible / impossible HRT was? It's purely for pity points.
 
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