- Joined
- Feb 3, 2016
There will always be a part of Papa Frigly that wants a normal ass daughter, who might be a little slow and a little ugly but lives a pretty normal life and has normal semi-tard-girl hobbies.I've always found it weird and vaguely incestuous that her dad cares either way about his daughter's hairy legs, especially when she's a grown woman.
Of course, he's never going to get that from his nasty cuckoo bird of an adopted daughter, and he's mostly resigned himself to that, but it still comes out now and then, and Staph's legs are an example of this.
It's still considered pretty weird if a female doesn't shave her legs, and all in all it's a pretty fucking small thing to do to look "normal". I'm sure that all the kinda-slow ladies he knew as a child still shaved their legs, even if they dressed frumpy and didn't wear makeup or have a hairstyle that required any effort. He's upset that Staph can't even do the barest minimum thing to be close to a normal person.
I doubt he knows about the gorillafication of her salmon slappers and yeasty beer gut.